Hello everyone

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: Hello everyone

Hello everybody,

My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity.

Greetings Michael and welcome. I'm not sure I understand why your curiosity would be morbid, which usually means fatal. Jesus has led you here so that you have an opportunity for eternal life!

I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

You heard right!

I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

This is all about praising Jesus. What we think is far less important than what we believe. We believe that the Lord Jesus Christ will offer Salvation to all who repent of their sins and ask for His Divine Grace. We know this to be true through our thorough study of the King James Authorized Bible of 1611.

Look at it this way, after Satan destroyed his property and murdered his family this is what Job had to say.

Job 1 verses 20 - 23

20Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
21And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.
22In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.

This is how all of us here feel. We praise Jesus in both times of trial and times of joy.

I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

You might want to think about your phrasing. It does sound as if you are keeping a non judging man in your household. I'm sure that is not what you meant. Try this "I am a 32 year old married man. My peers see me as non judgmental."

I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

Michael

Stick around, you'll learn much

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd like to know what church you attend, friend. Tell us about your relationship with Jesus.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello everyone

Welcome Knight of Knowledge.

Although some of the postings above may seem hostile, you have to realize how many trolls that we get on this forum. We're rather tired of having to deal with God-mocking trolls day in and day out.

Pastor Zeke usually posts this thread

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

It gives a good explanation of what we're all about.

So could you tell us more about yourself?

[Jo Freddie]

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Listen here pirate boy, I don't need your advice. I am a calm person who never gets angry unlike you! You provoke jealousy towards God with your strange pasta god.

Deuteronomy 32:16
They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations provoked they him to anger.

Oh course you don't Dirk...
As for God...

Frequently Asked Questions
*As transcribed by Alpaca and Qwertyuiopasd

1 Ages ago, there was a young, inquisitive pirate who was called Frequently. He had a tendency to ask a lot of questions
2 One day, his mates told him of the glory that was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3 Wanting to know more, Frequently sought out the wise and learned Dalai Llama, who was in fact an alpaca, and Frequently Asked Questions.

64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn'tmind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[Dirk]

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Take a deep breath Dirk and remember your anger management counselling, you can get through this without breaking another keyboard.

Listen here pirate boy, I don't need your advice. I am a calm person who never gets angry unlike you! You provoke jealousy towards God with your strange pasta god.

Deuteronomy 32:16
They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations provoked they him to anger.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello everyone

Why are you here out of morbid curiousity? You make my blood boil just by your way of speaking. I hope you are going to be saved.

Take a deep breath Dirk and remember your anger management counselling, you can get through this without breaking another keyboard.

[Dirk]

Re: Hello everyone

Hello everybody,

My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity. I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

Michael

Why are you here out of morbid curiousity? You make my blood boil just by your way of speaking. I hope you are going to be saved.

[Lisa H]

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Look little boy. Stop playing on the internet unsupervised. Go and read the Bible.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Hello everyone

Hello everybody,

My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity. I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

Michael

Michael, are you one of those people that go to Amish communities and just stare or maybe make a joke about not believing in buttons?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello everyone

Hello Michael, welcome. You are correct in that we strongly believe that to achieve Salvation© we must follow the Word of God - The Bible - to the letter.

So, are you a Christian?

We are not here to interest you in any way, we are here to worship, so if you thought you'd come here to mock us then leave now. If you are here to join hands with us and shout Glory from every mountaintop for Jesus, then I hope to hear more from you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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@ Knight of [vulgar godmocking word deleted]

Why do you come here with a name that glorifies fornication? You imply that you are promiscuous, and could even have multiple partners. Are you one of those "swingers"?

You say you are a non-judging man. I suggest you exercise some judgment in the future.

[Sister Charli]

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I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

Hello Michael.

You have a wife and a non judging man?

Are you a gay boy polygamist?

[Knight of knowing]

Hello everybody,

My name is Michael I am here out of morbid curiousity. I have heard about this forum and how strongly the people here believe in God.

I am very interested to know what this is all about and find out what you all really think.

I'm 32, have a wife and by all accounts a non judging man.

I look forward to seeing what you have to say.

Michael