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[Caitlyn_Hart]

Hello, My name is Caitlyn.
I go (when I can) to a Baptist Church near my home.
Favorite Bible verse; um........can't remember the number, but it's about God seeing what's in the heart not the body.

[Levi Jones]

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Hello, My name is Caitlyn.
I go (when I can) to a Baptist Church near my home.
Favorite Bible verse; um........can't remember the number, but it's about God seeing what's in the heart not the body.

What do you mean, "when I can?"

Why don't you know the Bible verse? Are you some sort of slothful person?

2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

[Caitlyn_Hart]

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No, I can't drive there all the time I have to take care of my elderly grandparents. No, don't have time to read the entire bible with school studies and taking care of my grandparents.

[Levi Jones]

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No, I can't drive there all the time I have to take care of my elderly grandparents. No, don't have time to read the entire bible with school studies and taking care of my grandparents.

Why are posting here? Why aren't you in your prayer closet with your Bible?

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi Caitlyn!

It's a good thing you found us, 'cuz this is the BEST place to show how much you LOVE JESUS!!!

You really should try to go to church and read the Bible more, God knows when you're being lazy.
(Lazy and slothful are the same thing, in case you didn't know.)


Tammi

[Caitlyn_Hart]

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Okay, I have sinned I lied in my first post
I actually am a vegetarian agnostic. But you people seem friendly

[Brother Alex]

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Hello and welcome to God's favorite forum. Do you have your father's permission to be here?

Favorite Bible verse; um........can't remember the number, but it's about God seeing what's in the heart not the body.

Ah, you must be speaking of Genesis 6:5:

"And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually."

[Caitlyn_Hart]

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This smilie scares me-
I have an Islamic friend. So much for accepting.......

[Brother Temperance]

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Okay, I have sinned I lied in my first post

Why would you do a nasty thing like that, friend?

I actually am a vegetarian agnostic. But you people seem friendly

I can't see what your diet has to do with anything, since you haven't lied about that. If you'd claimed to eat steaks at a Baptist Church, then you'd have told a relevant untruth, so I could see why you'd pointed it out. Anyway, I'm glad to see that you're ashamed enough of your agnosticism that you tried to hide it. Lying is bad, but I can't blame you for wanting to spare our feelings by not making us think about you going to Hell for being an agnostic. With a positive attitude like that, we'll make a proper Christian out of you in no time, friend!

[Brother Temperance]

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This smilie scares me-

And? Muslims scare everyone in their right mind, that's nothing special.

I have an Islamic friend. So much for accepting.......

I'm sure your friend probably is a terrible bigot, but that's hardly our fault now is it?

[Levi Jones]

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Okay, I have sinned I lied in my first post
I actually am a vegetarian agnostic. But you people seem friendly

Well now, this is a shocking turn of events.

God hates a liar.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Caitlyn_Hart]

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I am not here to mock god, I am here to mock the hatred that you guys spew out like poison. You should be ashamed........

[Levi Jones]

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I am not here to mock god, I am here to mock the hatred that you guys spew out like poison. You should be ashamed........

Now you are hurting my feelings. How are we hateful? We didn't write the Book, we merely follow it.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Caitlyn, you shouldn't lie to the True Christians™ here, that's practically like lying to JESUS!

You should make up your mind already and start believing in God and the KJV Bible, like right now!

What if you get hit by a bus or choke on some broccoli and die? You'd go straight to HELL!!!

Tammi

[Brother Temperance]

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I am not here to mock god, I am here to mock the hatred that you guys spew out like poison. You should be ashamed........

Funny you should mention that, because if you carry on with this indecisive agnostic "I don't want to mock God, I just want to persecute His humble servants" trash, getting spewed out like poison is exactly what'll happen to you:
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.