[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Howdy!

What do I need to do in order to no longer be considered "Unsaved Trash"?

Tithe to our Church. I can guarantee that a $1000 contribution will remove the designation.

Walk with Jesus!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Howdy!

I'm Mayor Of Awesometown. Despite the name, there is, sadly, no such place.

Mayor, clever name I must say. It turns out I am a real Mayor of a real place, Freehold, Iowa. This is the hometown of Landover Baptist Church.

As a "colleague", I'll pass along this advice. Follow the instructions, tell us about your journy in faith, what you would like to discuss with us and you will enjoy your time on this site.

All the best.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Howdy!

how many Soldiers for Jesus (i.e. sons) they've produced,

I assume you mean how many people I've converted to the faith, right?

Ummm NO. I think Brother Snapper made it very clear.

How many little boy childs have you?

Or are you a homersexual? We seem to have had an influx of them this week.

[Lisa H]

Re: Howdy!

Ummm NO. I think Brother Snapper made it very clear.

How many little boy childs have you?

Or are you a homersexual? We seem to have had an influx of them this week.

I suspect this is one of those toy boy homers.

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

I suspect this is one of those toy boy homers.

No, I'm not. I'm not yet married, but am looking for a wife.

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

Until you get your own, here is an online version

YIC,

John

Thank you, sir.

My Favorite bible verse is Daniel Ch 2: 21
-He revealeth the deep and secret things: he knoweth what is in the darkness, and the light dwelleth with him.

I came to be saved whilst I was a young lad. Around age 4, I believe. It's helped that my father is the pastor of my local Baptist church, and I've had many wise mentors help me make my way down the Christian road.

As for what I would like to discuss: How long has this wonderful internet site been active?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Howdy!

No, I'm not. I'm not yet married, but am looking for a wife.

Ah. Well, we may be able to help.

What could be better than settling down with a True Christian(tm) woman, enjoying her pie and producing soldiers for Jesus?

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

Not much, I'm sure.

[Lisa H]

Re: Howdy!

No, I'm not. I'm not yet married, but am looking for a wife.

You should me married. Does "looking for a wife" mean you are chasing after harlots & whores.

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

You should me married. Does "looking for a wife" mean you are chasing after harlots & whores.

No. I'm actually just looking at the link Brother Snapper Grogan gave me a few posts back.

[Nobar King]

Re: Howdy!

I'm going to give you an award for persistence. I'm not sure why, but most people make one post and don't ever return. The Lord Jesus has obviously made an impression on you.

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

I'm going to give you an award for persistence. I'm not sure why, but most people make one post and don't ever return. The Lord Jesus has obviously made an impression on you.

Thank you. Is Lisa H like this to every newcomer?

[Lisa H]

Re: Howdy!

Thank you. Is Lisa H like this to every newcomer?

What is your problem with me?

[Mayor Of Awesometown]

Re: Howdy!

What is your problem?

I don't have one. I just find it odd that every post I seem to make is in some way offensive to you.

[Nobar King]

Re: Howdy!

I don't know who she is. She isn't a True Christian, so you don't have to listen to her if you're a man.