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  • Mayor Of Awesometown
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2010
    • 18

    #1

    Howdy!

    I'm Mayor Of Awesometown. Despite the name, there is, sadly, no such place.

    Still, greetings, one and all! Also, I have a quick question for experienced members of this site: Is it possible to PM (Private Message) someone on these forums? Some in-built function where you don't have to use a person's email? I'd like to have a conversation with someone where it wouldn't have to be an inconvenience to everyone else.

    Thanks!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Howdy!

    Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
    Also, I have a quick question for experienced members of this site: Is it possible to PM (Private Message) someone on these forums? Some in-built function where you don't have to use a person's email? I'd like to have a conversation with someone where it wouldn't have to be an inconvenience to everyone else.

    Thanks!
    No.
    However, you can ask your question here.
    We are quite alone

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Samuel Coleridge
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2009
      • 615

      #3
      Re: Howdy!

      Feel free to email me anytime. I don't have access to this pm system you speak of being mere unsaved trash in these people's eyes. I'm sure it was me you wanted to converse with.

      Your most humble servant,
      Sam
      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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      • Mayor Of Awesometown
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        Under Investigation
        • Jul 2010
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Howdy!

        What do I need to do in order to no longer be considered "Unsaved Trash"?

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • May 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Howdy!

          Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
          What do I need to do in order to no longer be considered "Unsaved Trash"?
          Give yourself a proper Introduction.
          Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
          That would be just a start.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Brother Snapper Grogan
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 608

            #6
            Re: Howdy!

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Give yourself a proper Introduction.
            Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
            That would be just a start.
            Other things we like to know about people include how many Soldiers for Jesus (i.e. sons) they've produced, how they found Jesus and their favourite Bible verse. If they're women, what kind of pie they bake is always of interest.
            What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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            • Mayor Of Awesometown
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              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2010
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Howdy!

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              Give yourself a proper Introduction.
              Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
              That would be just a start.
              Have I not already given myself a proper introduction?

              Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
              Other things we like to know about people include how many Soldiers for Jesus (i.e. sons) they've produced, how they found Jesus and their favourite Bible verse. If they're women, what kind of pie they bake is always of interest.
              I assume you mean how many people I've converted to the faith, right?

              And, no: I'm not a woman.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • May 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Howdy!

                Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
                Have I not already given myself a proper introduction?
                Are you still Unsaved Trash?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Mayor Of Awesometown
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Howdy!

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  Are you still Unsaved Trash?
                  According to this forum, yes.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Howdy!

                    Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
                    According to this forum, yes.
                    Then you haven't been following our instructions.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Howdy!

                      Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
                      According to this forum, yes.
                      You claim you are not? Let's have a Bible-off over it.

                      I post a scripture. You follow. Ready?

                      John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Mayor Of Awesometown
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Re: Howdy!

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Then you haven't been following our instructions.
                        So...

                        1) Favorite bible verse (King James version)
                        2) Salvation through Jesus
                        3) Proper introduction

                        Are these the instructions?

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        You claim you are not? Let's have a Bible-off over it.

                        I post a scripture. You follow. Ready?

                        John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                        I claim nothing within the context of that statement. I merely thought Talitha was referring to what the forum has designated me as, nothing more.

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248

                          #13
                          Re: Howdy!

                          Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
                          So...

                          1) Favorite bible verse (King James version)
                          2) Salvation through Jesus
                          3) Proper introduction

                          Are these the instructions?

                          You got it Pontiac. You do have a version of the KJV1611 right?
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • Mayor Of Awesometown
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 18

                            #14
                            Re: Howdy!

                            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                            You got it Pontiac. You do have a version of the KJV1611 right?

                            Not me personally...But I believe a member of my family owns one.

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #15
                              Re: Howdy!

                              Originally posted by Mayor Of Awesometown View Post
                              Not me personally...But I believe a member of my family owns one.
                              Until you get your own, here is an online version

                              YIC,

                              John
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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