[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello.

She should be ashamed too Brother Temperance, for it appears that she has scared the poor lad away. Then again, that is what witches do in all those fairy tales. We've known all along that Van Hellswig is lacking the True Christian™ virtues of subtlety and sensitivity. I'm sure that if our eager young Christian would bone up on a new choice of usernames that one of the mods would be happy to change it for him.

Or at least teach him how to spell 'flaccid'.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hello.

Or at least teach him how to spell 'flaccid'.

There's no hope for it, he will have to give up the limp-wristed-heathen psychology and achieve stiffer standards in spelling.

Jesus would appreciate that!

[Flacid]

Re: Hello.

Welcome. I hope you aren't soft on queers.

Can you share your favorite Bible verses with us?

Of course.

Matthew 17
The Transfriguration (Mk9.2-13; LK 9.28-36)

"Six days later Jesus took with him Peter and the brothers James and John, and led them up a hih mountain where they were alone"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello.

I welcome you in Christ's abundant love. As already stated, we believe in the entire Bible, including the following Scripture passage:

Hebrews 5:12-14: For when for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which [be] the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat. For every one that useth milk [is] unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe. But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, [even] those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

You will find that we are all "strong meat" Christians here.