Hello.

[Flacid]

Good brothers, and sisters, thank you for allowing me to join.

I am Flacid. I am a loyal Christian, and strongly against Atheists. I study History, and Psychology, and enjoy praying, following and spreading the word of God,and enjoy a range of music.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello.

I am Flacid.

I shall Pray for you.

[Flacid]

Re: Hello.

And I to you, Sister Talitha.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello.

And I to you, Sister Talitha.

Welcome Flacid! I too will pray for your resolve for the Lord to use His guiding hand to stiffen your' resolve for Him.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello.

Welcome Flacid! I too will pray for your resolve for the Lord to use His guiding hand to stiffen your' resolve for Him.

Welcome Brother! There's nothing like the love and guidance of Jesus Christ to get a man standing fully erect and proud. There are many sinners that have behaved like limp, useless pieces of meat; but Christ welcomes all with a hearty embrace and loving gaze. Glad you found us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome. I hope you aren't soft on queers.

Can you share your favorite Bible verses with us?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello.

Welcome. I hope you aren't soft on queers.

Can you share your favorite Bible verses with us?

His username would rather suggest that he's soft on everyone.

EDIT: Shame on you, you wicker harlot for making a lewd suggestion about this guests' username. This is the kind of vulgar cruelty we have come to expect from Wickers. BJ Tabor

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: Hello.

Good brothers, and sisters, thank you for allowing me to join.

I am Flacid. I am a loyal Christian, and strongly against Atheists. I study History, and Psychology, and enjoy praying, following and spreading the word of God,and enjoy a range of music.

Hello Flacid. I shall also pray for you. My first recommendation to you is that you stop studying psychology. Everyone knows that psychology is part of the liberal/satanist agenda to make sin look like its not your fault. Take responsibility for your own sins and get prayed up. You're gonna need it if you plan to stay around here for very long.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Welcome Brother Flacid.

Say, are you related to Brother Halfwood?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello.

To dear Booby Joe:

I'm only stating what others are no doubt thinking.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Hello.

Welcome, Brother (Sister?) Flacid! We are a tight-knit community, but we're always willing to stretch a bit to take in new members. Keep your head up, be firm in your devotion to the Lord, and tithe vigorously, and I promise you won't get shafted!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Greetings Flacid,

You have probably realized already that false religions leave you feeling shriveled and saggy for you have not been touched by the Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Christ. Once you read about his many adventures, you'll begin stroking your Bible adoringly, the blood rushing and engorging with excitement and finally you will release the pressure when you discover you've been $aved!

For a while, you may find that following the WORD™ gets hard on regular basis, but the results are worth it!


PRAISE!

-Rev. C. Green

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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By the way, we follow the entire Bible—complete and uncut!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello.

It's good to see some decent Christians getting this Godly thread back on track after that witch Hellsing tried to drag it into the gutter.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hello.

It's good to see some decent Christians getting this Godly thread back on track after that witch Hellsing tried to drag it into the gutter.

She should be ashamed too Brother Temperance, for it appears that she has scared the poor lad away. Then again, that is what witches do in all those fairy tales. We've known all along that Van Hellswig is lacking the True Christian™ virtues of subtlety and sensitivity. I'm sure that if our eager young Christian would bone up on a new choice of usernames that one of the mods would be happy to change it for him.