[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: MM & BB

Why yes there is, but I wouldn't expect any of you to realize that because you clump people into two categories. People like yourselves, tour TRUE CHRISTIANS, and everybody else, who is damned to hell.

It's not we who "clump people into two categories", witch, it's God.

It's very simple - there are those who are washed in His Blood and who will enjoy aeternal bliss in Heaven with Him, and those who are damned and who will spend aeternity in the everlasting fires being violated by Satan's red hot tallywhacker.

Guess which clump you fall into? (Hint: )

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

I believe it's called faith, hippie. Once you get done doing your "spiritual searching," Jesus will still be waiting for you. Unless He strikes you dead first.

I am not spiritual searching, I have found my place, and I don't believe I will be struck dead any time soon. Thanks for your concern, though.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

I am not spiritual searching, I have found my place, and I don't believe I will be struck dead any time soon. Thanks for your concern, though.

Dancing around a fire with your boobs hanging out? Reading some book a creepy druggie wrote to score more with women?

Good luck with that.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: MM & BB

This uppity witch is quite abrasive. She has no manners, is condescending, and makes a mockery of people with other beliefs. Maybe she should learn to not judge others so readily and open her eyes to the Truth out there. Maybe instead of hurling insults and being so rigid and unbending in her beliefs, she could learn to understand people who are quite different from her.

I hate people like that!

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

It's not we who "clump people into two categories", witch, it's God.

It's very simple - there are those who are washed in His Blood and who will enjoy aeternal bliss in Heaven with Him, and those who are damned and who will spend aeternity in the everlasting fires being violated by Satan's red hot tallywhacker.

Guess which clump you fall into? (Hint: )

This is hypocritical. You say vampirism and anything to do with blood = SATAN, and yet you've "cleansed" yourselves with it? Even in a metaphorical sense it is ridiculous.

And if I die, and you are right and heaven and hell exist, I will be perfectly happy in hell, because all the greats will be there. Better party anyhow. Also, it's only being violated if you're not willing.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

This is hypocritical. You say vampirism and anything to do with blood = SATAN,

Where did he say that in his post, witch? The drugs seem to have taken a hold of you.

Also, what is with your user name? Don't you know it's from the Bible? You claim to not be a satanist, but you choose the Number of the Beast as your name?

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

This uppity witch is quite abrasive. She has no manners, is condescending, and makes a mockery of people with other beliefs. Maybe she should learn to not judge others so readily and open her eyes to the Truth out there. Maybe instead of hurling insults and being so rigid and unbending in her beliefs, she could learn to understand people who are quite different from her.

I hate people like that!

Hypocrites, the whole lot of you!

Where did he say that in his post, witch? The drugs seem to have taken a hold of you.

Also, what is with your user name? Don't you know it's from the Bible? You claim to not be a satanist, but you choose the Number of the Beast as your name?

Why I've read that in your wonderful list of dreadful religions and how to tell if your child is a goth, of course! I'm sorry if some of you can't keep up with everything that you've said in the past.

My username was intended to get a rise out of you, and it's clearly working. Also, it's not the number of the beast, as there is clearly an E instead of an I. But close enough, I suppose.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: MM & BB

Also, what is with your user name? Don't you know it's from the Bible? You claim to not be a satanist, but you choose the Number of the Beast as your name?

"Hurr durr...I'm a teenaged rebel who wants to 'shock' some Christians! Everything I learned from witchcraft has been from Twilight, Charmed, and the 'Witchcraft for Dummies' I bought at Barnes and Noble. OMG, I'm so trolling them! ROFLMAO! Oh I'm so cool wait till I tell my friends about this in sophomore geometry class tomorrow!"

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

"Hurr durr...I'm a teenaged rebel who wants to 'shock' some Christians! Everything I learned from witchcraft has been from Twilight, Charmed, and the 'Witchcraft for Dummies' I bought at Barnes and Noble. OMG, I'm so trolling them! ROFLMAO! Oh I'm so cool wait till I tell my friends about this in sophomore geometry class tomorrow!"

If you cared to notice, which you obviously don't, I am not a teenager, I am not a sophomore, and Twilight and Charmed are for dimwitted knuckle-draggers. Also, I have no need for a Witchcraft for Dummies book, but I believe you are in need of one, so remind me to send it to you so that you can read it can. Once you're done I'll even be nice enough to help you get your head out of your ass.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

Why I've read that in your wonderful list of dreadful religions and how to tell if your child is a goth, of course! I'm sorry if some of you can't keep up with everything that you've said in the past.

The Bible clearly says that Christians are not to eat things strangled in blood Acts 15, but are bathed in the blood of Christ's sacrifice for us for all eternity.

Are you sure you don't want to convert tonight?

My username was intended to get a rise out of you, and it's clearly working.

If by a rise, you mean confusion, then yes.

Also, it's not the number of the beast, as there is clearly an E instead of an I. But close enough, I suppose.

Congratulations on being a total abomination. I'm sure Gerald Gardner would be proud of you.

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

Nope, I'm good. No need to be converted. Also, I love how someone gives me an "infraction" every time I'm right.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

Nope, I'm good. No need to be converted. Also, I love how someone gives me an "infraction" every time I'm right.

Then you're going to love this. Oh wait, no that would be me.

You haven't made a single salient point. All you have been able to do is mock Christianity without understanding it or advocating your own position.

You conveniently duck your alleged faith in wicca. Let's talk about that a bit, shall we?

[sixsixsex]

Re: MM & BB

By all means, talk about it. It doesn't matter at all to me.

And thanks for that 43-pointer, babe.

[Levi Jones]

Re: MM & BB

By all means, talk about it. It doesn't matter at all to me.

And thanks for that 43-pointer, babe.

You'll be back. They can't resist me The Word of God for long.

[Naomi-Ruth]

Re: MM & BB

Oh, if only people weren't so stupid and learned the truth about this forum-
That it is ordained by God Himself. They would surely understand, then, why we are so serious about the Lord.

It truly is God's favorite forum. I am so glad my husband prayed to Jesus about whether I could become a member.

Praise Jesus! God bless this forum and all of the Christians on it!