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  • Naomi-Ruth
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 32

    #16
    Re: MM & BB

    The Lord is not saddened by anyone who follows His word and lives their life accordingly, Punnchy.

    If you hate God's word, and God Himself, then you could always feel free to leave this Godly community of (mostly) true believers. You are lucky we give heathens the opportunity to ask questions and be moved by the word of the Lord.

    And be assured that God most certainly does NOT think it hilarious.
    Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
    2 John 1: 9-11

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: MM & BB

      Okay, you've got MM's attention, but who is BB?
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: MM & BB

        Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
        Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again. According to this forum, I am a godless goth who worships satan, but in reality I am only a red-headed Wicca who loves the earth mother very dearly. Sorry it's not nearly as exciting as you all had hoped. It's really a shame that people can't get along, but it sounds like you've all been brainwashed so thoroughly that there's no way to undo it. That's unfortunate. You wouldn't last 10 minutes in the real world outside of your little community in Iowa or wherever the majority of you are from, what with all your damning people to hell every 30 seconds.

        Oh, and whoever changed my signature to communist pervert, thank you. I hadn't thought of that one myself and it is quite excellent.
        This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

        Father,
        In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself, my church and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

        Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

        In Jesus name I pray..
        Amen
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Barnabus
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 388

          #19
          Re: MM & BB

          Looks like you're wasting bandwidth on Lake of Fire kindling to me Pastor Zeke.
          Nahum 1:2

          God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


          If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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          • sixsixsex
            Unsaved trash, skanky witch
            • Jul 2010
            • 18

            #20
            Re: MM & BB

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Okay, you've got MM's attention, but who is BB?
            MM & BB stand for Merry Meet and Blessed Be, which is a greeting, not people's initials.

            Originally posted by Punnchy View Post
            They like to bitch that this is a private forum while having open enrollment, and I have liked your posts so far, I'm a christian myself, but not their type of christian and see how they've treated me? Its hilarious, but saddens the lord god greatly that they think this way
            I have noticed. This is clearly not a private forum, and obviously they like people joining who have different religions and opinions so that they can call them a variation of names. If this were truly a private forum, and they REALLY did not want others joining then the posts would not be viewable to anybody who did not have an account and registration would be invite only. Clearly they all enjoy this type of thing too much to close registrations.


            And again with that damn prayer. You realize it does nothing, yeah?
            I AM A COMMUNIST PERVERT WHO LIKES TO SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH THE BEATLES.

            YAY COMMUNISM!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #21
              Re: MM & BB

              Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
              Clearly they all enjoy this type of thing too much to close registrations.
              Of course not. We have saved hundreds of souls in our outreach. Many of our respected members started off as non-believers.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #22
                Re: MM & BB

                Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
                I have noticed. This is clearly not a private forum, and obviously they like people joining who have different religions and opinions so that they can call them a variation of names. If this were truly a private forum, and they REALLY did not want others joining then the posts would not be viewable to anybody who did not have an account and registration would be invite only. Clearly they all enjoy this type of thing too much to close registrations.


                And again with that damn prayer. You realize it does nothing, yeah?
                So if I leave my back door open, that means I want some stranger to barge into my house and yell at me?

                If this was a closed private forum, I would not have been able to find it; I'm happy here amongst my Christian brethren. I've seen others come through since I joined that are now ranked True Christians(TM) again, they would not be able to be here if it wasn't for the forum being open for public viewing. They do have a Biblical question when you first sign up, but I guess they can't stop people from Googling for the answer (oh how I wish they could make it so that you had to do it from memory). That in itself should of been a hint that this is a Christian forum.

                I've even seen some that first showed up to mock, turn towards Jesus. Then there's others like poor LV Larry, whom we're trying to council, but people like you come here and confuse the poor guy.
                Drama queen

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                • sixsixsex
                  Unsaved trash, skanky witch
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 18

                  #23
                  Re: MM & BB

                  Yeah, clearly you've saved so many souls, when I've read the introductions of people who actually seem serious and the replies are nothing but mocking and condescending, so I'm not quite sure how you've even managed to save an ant, let alone "hundreds of souls". Also, do you even know what a soul is? Can you explain exactly what it is in real terms? I would be willing to be that you don't even know what it is, just something you've been told you have and could go to hell if you're a bad boy.
                  I AM A COMMUNIST PERVERT WHO LIKES TO SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH THE BEATLES.

                  YAY COMMUNISM!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: MM & BB

                    This forum is private in the sense that it is privately owned and not run by the govt. If this was a public forum it would have to conform to laws that regulate government control of the public.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #25
                      Re: MM & BB

                      Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
                      Yeah, clearly you've saved so many souls, when I've read the introductions of people who actually seem serious and the replies are nothing but mocking and condescending, so I'm not quite sure how you've even managed to save an ant, let alone "hundreds of souls". Also, do you even know what a soul is? Can you explain exactly what it is in real terms? I would be willing to be that you don't even know what it is, just something you've been told you have and could go to hell if you're a bad boy.
                      We have obtained two or three new forum members today alone. There are some other promising ones who are trying to turn their lives over to Jesus as well.

                      Many don't make the cut, but that's the way God has ordained it.

                      Matthew 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • sixsixsex
                        Unsaved trash, skanky witch
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 18

                        #26
                        Re: MM & BB

                        Just because you've obtained new members doesn't mean you've saved them. And my question about souls has been ignored...noted. I suppose I was right then.
                        I AM A COMMUNIST PERVERT WHO LIKES TO SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH THE BEATLES.

                        YAY COMMUNISM!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: MM & BB

                          I always come up with my best ideas when I'm alone. It's great to not have anyone to tell you that you're wrong, so I'm always right about everything.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #28
                            Re: MM & BB

                            Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
                            Just because you've obtained new members doesn't mean you've saved them. And my question about souls has been ignored...noted. I suppose I was right then.
                            Do you really want me to quote the Bible to you about the soul, heaven and hell? Do you want me to tell you what to do to get Saved?
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • sixsixsex
                              Unsaved trash, skanky witch
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 18

                              #29
                              Re: MM & BB

                              I don't need to be "saved". I was merely curious as to how many of you blindly follow without knowledge of what you believe in.
                              I AM A COMMUNIST PERVERT WHO LIKES TO SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH THE BEATLES.

                              YAY COMMUNISM!

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #30
                                Re: MM & BB

                                Originally posted by sixsixsex View Post
                                I don't need to be "saved". I was merely curious as to how many of you blindly follow without knowledge of what you believe in.
                                Says a follower of Gardner's 50 year old claptrap.

                                I believe it's called faith, hippie. Once you get done doing your "spiritual searching," Jesus will still be waiting for you. Unless He strikes you dead first.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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