X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Katander
    Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
    • Jul 2010
    • 101
    #1

    Introduction

    User Name: Katander
    Location: Canada
    Religion: None
    Church: None

    Why am I here:

    I just want to thank this website for its ability to discuss biblical beliefs without the rose coloured glasses that the Liberal Christians like to wear.

    I know that if I where religious I would want to make sure I followed the rules cause the repurcussions of not are darn unpleasant and forever!

    This website explains those rules very nicly. It takes the Christian religion to its basic tenets and then shoves them into the readers face.

    It shows why the bible and the entire god/jesus/holyghost thing is so...
    Unbelievable

    We need websites like this for the other major religions in the world to show that they are just as unbelievable as this one.

    Thanks for reinforcing my atheism!
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
    Tags: None
    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590
      #2
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Katander View Post
      Thanks for reinforcing my atheism!
      It is very hot in Hell.
      Quite a change to a Canadian climate I would have thought.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

        Comment

        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267
          #3
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Katander View Post
          User Name: Katander
          Location: Canada
          Religion: None
          Church: None

          Why am I here:

          I just want to thank this website for its ability to discuss biblical beliefs without the rose coloured glasses that the Liberal Christians like to wear.

          I know that if I where religious I would want to make sure I followed the rules cause the repurcussions of not are darn unpleasant and forever!

          This website explains those rules very nicly. It takes the Christian religion to its basic tenets and then shoves them into the readers face.

          It shows why the bible and the entire god/jesus/holyghost thing is so...
          Unbelievable

          We need websites like this for the other major religions in the world to show that they are just as unbelievable as this one.

          Thanks for reinforcing my atheism!
          Golly we are so darn lucky that you stopped by. You Canucks are just so pleasant, but why did you just stop by? Was it to suck up space on God's hard drive? Lady this is a Baptist Church, we live, eat and breathe Jesus all day every day. I suggest that you spend some quality time why you still have the chance and find Jesus.

            Comment

            • Katander
              Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
              • Jul 2010
              • 101
              #4
              Re: Introduction

              Hi Sister Charli

              With global warming happening its getting pretty warm up here eh!

              As a matter of fact, its so warm here my poor igloo is melting
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                Comment

                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Introduction

                  Originally posted by Katander View Post
                  User Name: Katander
                  Location: Canada
                  Religion: None
                  Church: None

                  Why am I here:

                  I just want to thank this website for its ability to discuss biblical beliefs without the rose coloured glasses that the Liberal Christians like to wear.

                  I know that if I where religious I would want to make sure I followed the rules cause the repurcussions of not are darn unpleasant and forever!

                  This website explains those rules very nicly. It takes the Christian religion to its basic tenets and then shoves them into the readers face.

                  It shows why the bible and the entire god/jesus/holyghost thing is so...
                  Unbelievable

                  We need websites like this for the other major religions in the world to show that they are just as unbelievable as this one.

                  Thanks for reinforcing my atheism!
                  What an incredibly hateful message. How anyone could say that it is "unbelievable" to follow the entire Holy Bible literally, as God commands, is beyond me.

                  If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                  If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                  You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                  Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                    Comment

                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Introduction

                      Son, are you high on seal blubber?

                      You start out being honest and clear headed. Then you go off the deep end about how we are making a mockery of religion. Friend, religion is no joke. It has been around forever. Without God, you would not be here. Without His beautiful tolerence, he would of smote you years ago. So by His loving grace, you are able to poke fun at Him. He will however, get the last laugh as you beg for His forgiveness are the Devil tears into rour rectum in an attempt to seed you with his demons.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                        Comment

                        • Katander
                          Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 101
                          #7
                          Re: Introduction

                          Hi James

                          I enjoy reading this forum for the great discussions that go on here. Like I said in my opening post, you guys dont change gods words to suit present times..

                          I admire that.

                          ...And if god had a hard drive I suspect it would have infinite space on it....
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                            Comment

                            • Katander
                              Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 101
                              #8
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Son, are you high on seal blubber?

                              You start out being honest and clear headed. Then you go off the deep end about how we are making a mockery of religion. Friend, religion is no joke. It has been around forever. Without God, you would not be here. Without His beautiful tolerence, he would of smote you years ago. So by His loving grace, you are able to poke fun at Him. He will however, get the last laugh as you beg for His forgiveness are the Devil tears into rour rectum in an attempt to seed you with his demons.
                              Hi Jame H
                              You are correct. Religon is serious business. People die every day for religion. And if I where a believer I would make sure I followed his rules. This web site shows very clearly what those rules are...

                              And those rules can be very unpleseant, not to mention the consequence of not following them.

                              The Devil tearing open my rectum forever, for example, does not sound like fun
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                Comment

                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Introduction

                                  Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                  you guys dont change gods words
                                  We only worship one God here, little girl.
                                  • Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:1-3)
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

                                    Comment

                                    • Katander
                                      Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                      • Jul 2010
                                      • 101
                                      #10
                                      Re: Introduction

                                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                      We only worship one God here, little girl.
                                      • Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:1-3)
                                      Hi Nobar

                                      Thats one thing I still cannot get my poor athiest head around... the trinity. God/Jesus/HolyGhost... 3in1? or 1in3? Sounds pretty complicated

                                      I am sure it has been discussed someplace else...

                                      So I will do a search


                                      ...and I just want to use this Smilies cause it is cool...
                                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                        Comment

                                        • Katander
                                          Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                          • Jul 2010
                                          • 101
                                          #11
                                          Re: Introduction

                                          My Apologies!

                                          I forgot to indicate my sex

                                          Sex: Yes! as often as I can!

                                          Sorry, I couldnt resist...

                                          Sex: Male
                                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                            Comment

                                            • Sam Diamond
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 182
                                              #12
                                              Re: Introduction

                                              Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                              Hi James

                                              I enjoy reading this forum for the great discussions that go on here. Like I said in my opening post, you guys dont change gods words to suit present times..

                                              I admire that.

                                              ...And if god had a hard drive I suspect it would have infinite space on it....
                                              The size of our Lord's hard drive is not relevant, the fact that you are using His space for things other that His Glorification is quite relevant. Jesus is waiting for your answer, what will it be? Accept Him or deny His love.

                                                Comment

                                                • Brother Barnabus
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                  • 388
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Introduction

                                                  Another heathen from Cannuckistan takes time out from of his busy day eating whale blubber and buggering himself with a hockey stick to stop by, uninvited, to mock our loving God. We and Jesus will have the last laugh as we watch satan explore your body cavities with his spiny member while you roast in hell for eternity.

                                                  Have a nice day, Amen
                                                  Nahum 1:2

                                                  God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                                                  If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Katander
                                                      Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                      • 101
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Introduction

                                                      Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                                                      The size of our Lord's hard drive is not relevant, the fact that you are using His space for things other that His Glorification is quite relevant. Jesus is waiting for your answer, what will it be? Accept Him or deny His love.
                                                      Hi Sam

                                                      Jesus already knows what my answer to that question is...

                                                      He knows all...

                                                      1 John 3:20 For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things
                                                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78556
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Introduction

                                                          Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                                          Hi Sam

                                                          Jesus already knows what my answer to that question is...

                                                          He knows all...

                                                          1 John 3:20 For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things
                                                          But you don't believe in Jesus, so what do you care?
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                                                            Comment

                                                            Previous 1 2 template Next
                                                            Working...