[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Do YOU understand Wikipedia? And how they do not allow that to happen? And can you please just tell me this is all a joke?

[Talitha]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Do YOU understand Wikipedia? And how they do not allow that to happen? And can you please just tell me this is all a joke?

Written before the Atheists got hold of it, try this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Please just admit to me that you don't actually believe this stuff? Not all of it. Please?

Do YOU understand Wikipedia? And how they do not allow that to happen? And can you please just tell me this is all a joke?

What is it with you atheists?

You find Christians who actually follow God's Word -- you know, the BIBLE -- instead of making up nonsense that they LIKE instead, lies and blasphemy like "queers go to Heaven" and "adultery is OK" and "hey, have an abortion, God's cool with that" and "what a nice poly/cotton blend", and you automatically assume that because WE FOLLOW WHAT GOD COMMANDS we must be making a joke!!

That's known as Tabor's Law. You can read about it here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Tabor's+Law

[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

What is it with you atheists?

You find Christians who actually follow God's Word -- you know, the BIBLE -- instead of making up nonsense that they LIKE instead, lies and blasphemy like "queers go to Heaven" and "adultery is OK" and "hey, have an abortion, God's cool with that" and "what a nice poly/cotton blend", and you automatically assume that because WE FOLLOW WHAT GOD COMMANDS we must be making a joke!!

That's known as Tabor's Law. You can read about it here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Tabor's+Law

Goodness gracious it has a name? I apologise, but still hope to myself that you jest.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Goodness gracious it has a name? I apologise, but still hope to myself that you jest.

Yes, it has a name.

And no, we're not joking. We are as serious as God's Love and the Fires of His Hell, and give them every ounce of the respect they deserve!

[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Every single one of you?

[Talitha]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Every single one of you?

Do you see True Christian(tm) under our names?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Every single one of you?

People labeled True Christian(tm) (or Moderator, Super Moderator, or Pastor) have been confirmed by the Department of Faith as true followers of Jesus and every word of His Holy Bible.

[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

So those with that definately mean it all do they?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So those with that definately mean it all do they?

Um . . . I think yes. If you could translate that into English, we could give a more definite answer.

Thanks!

[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Um . . . I think yes. If you could translate that into English, we could give a more definite answer.

Thanks!

It's perfect English but you may have to experiment with intonation.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Nodding Hello

It's perfect English but you may have to experiment with intonation.

We could start with "definate" not being a word, and go from there, if you'd like . . . or you could phrase your question in an intelligible manner.

[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

We could start with "definate" not being a word, and go from there, if you'd like . . . or you could phrase your question in an intelligible manner.

Are all of you who have the phrase 'True Christian [TM] beneath your names of the same mind?

[Talitha]

Re: A Nodding Hello

Are all of you who have the phrase 'True Christian [TM] beneath your names of the same mind?

We've all Bathed in the Blood of Jesus Christ and we take The Word of God as written in The King James Bible Literally.
GLORY!

[Dead Dog]

Re: A Nodding Hello

We've all Bathed in the Blood of Jesus Christ and we take The Word of God as written in The King James Bible Literally.
GLORY!

Okay, thank you.