[Andrew Barrick]

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...i`m not going to jump to a faith just yet. I`ll hang around and see what tickles my fancy. If someone would be so kind as to give me a link to a PDF copy of the King James Bible i`ll be more than happy to give it a read

Firstly, what else is there to jump into...aside from a bed with Satan. Secondly, around here, us real men don't tickle anything. Are you a homer, boy? And thirdly, why do you want a PDF copy? Are you a penny-pinching joo who doesn't like to pay for stuff? Don't short Jesus, boy!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I really like Shane 7:19 31-33. Words to live by!

Yes, we noticed that you idiots were back. We hoped that this time you would behave yourselves. I see that was a dream. OK, goodbye.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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~~~ giggles~~~~

GONG!

(pic courtesy of Sister Tali)

[Dead Dog]

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And thirdly, why do you want a PDF copy? Are you a penny-pinching joo who doesn't like to pay for stuff? Don't short Jesus, boy!

Does Jesus recieve commision for each Bible sold? Because if not does it matter where he hears the Word as long as he does? A lot of the things you say don't make sense.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Does Jesus recieve commision for each Bible sold? Because if not does it matter where he hears the Word as long as he does? A lot of the things you say don't make sense.

Sadly in today's world, for the Unsaved Trash, the only thing that they may use as a measure of value is not a man's virtue but the price of an article.

At the moment, Barrick has no idea of what it is to be drenched in the Blood of Jesus, so he is told to spend to buy a Bible. When he is Saved, he will love that Book and be Jesus's friend. To him, the value of that book will now be beyond the price of rubies! Praise!

Indeed, friend, just imagine when Barrick is saved how, of an evening, he will shed a small tear of repentance and shame and think about the disresectful way he asked for the Bible as a .pdf file when it is the road map to Paradise.

I hope that explains that which your feeble brain could not deduce.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Does Jesus recieve commision for each Bible sold? Because if not does it matter where he hears the Word as long as he does? A lot of the things you say don't make sense.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Tithing is a duty commanded by God. Take a look at THIS thread for a complete explanation, then be ready to click on the Paypal button at the bottom of the page. Jesus commands it!

[Dead Dog]

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And the money i donate through Paypal goes straight to His personal account does it?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Yes, most is deposited directly into HIS account. The rest goes to the Church to help bring unsaved trash to Jesus! You don't want to see people burning in hell do you? I would donate now!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And the money i donate through Paypal goes straight to His personal account does it?

Do you think Bibles grow on trees? The cost of fuel for my Learjet alone is staggering.

Anyway, Jesus demands it, so send in your Tithe now. and don't try to jew Him. He's hip to that slip.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Dead Dog]

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The church does not do very much to save others though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The church does not do very much to save others though.

We do lots of missionary work. Taking it to the heathens you might say. For example, Pastor Pistle is stranded in the Tahitian Islands even as we speak, preaching God's Holy Work to the countless young semi-clad virgins there. He's waiting for us to send him additional supplies, but we lack the funds....

Won't you please help?

[Dead Dog]

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We do lots of missionary work. Taking it to the heathens you might say. For example, Pastor Pistle is stranded in the Tahitian Islands even as we speak, preaching God's Holy Work to the countless young semi-clad virgins there. He's waiting for us to send him additional supplies, but we lack the funds....

Won't you please help?

Please just admit to me that you don't actually believe this stuff? Not all of it. Please?

[Talitha]

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Please just admit to me that you don't actually believe this stuff? Not all of it. Please?

A Pastor never lies.
Jesus would strike any True Christian(tm) down dead if they were to lie.

[Dead Dog]

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A Pastor never lies.
Jesus would strike any True Christian™ down dead if they were to lie.

Please just tell me this is a joke and I will leave this site and never bother you again. The only reason I joined was to know for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

This says you don't.
Please, just confirm it for me.

[Talitha]

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Do you understand the Internet?
Do you understand Wicki?
That page you Linked was made up by Atheist liars who keep changing the real page.