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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #16
    Re: HI

    Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
    So let me get this straight, you try to push your personal agenda on me with fear? let me tell you something, i was baptised at birth and one day, i guess you could say, i "WOKE UP" and realized i was being fed complete bullshit. you see the difference between me and you, sadly to say, is you fear death and everything associated with it. You have no mind of your own and need to constantly push your beliefs on others instead of accepting everyone for who they are, like a TRUE god would want. You need someone to tell you how to live, what to say, and how to breathe. im 22, and i look down on you in pity. i hate to see my fellow people fall for such lies and manipulation, but part of me says "theres nothing you can do" "they did it to themselves". I truly feel sorry for you.
    You have turned your back on the Lord and now want to go to hell. Now you come here and start spreading your lies. Satan would be pleased with your work.


    Isaiah 59:13 In transgressing and lying against the LORD, and departing away from our God, speaking oppression and revolt, conceiving and uttering from the heart words of falsehood.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Machiavelli
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      • Aug 2010
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      #17
      Re: HI

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      You have turned your back on the Lord and now want to go to hell. Now you come here and start spreading your lies. Satan would be pleased with your work.


      Isaiah 59:13 In transgressing and lying against the LORD, and departing away from our God, speaking oppression and revolt, conceiving and uttering from the heart words of falsehood.

      okay so ill go make a religion, ill make a bible, and in this bible ill say " if you run into anyone speaking against my name, they are uttering nonsense" OH OF COURSE, IF THERE WASNT THIS PASSAGE I MAY BELIEVE THE NAY SAYERS CAUSE I CANT THINK FOR MYSELF, MORON.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #18
        Re: HI

        Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
        okay so ill go make a religion, ill make a bible, and in this bible ill say " if you run into anyone speaking against my name, they are uttering nonsense" OH OF COURSE, IF THERE WASNT THIS PASSAGE I MAY BELIEVE THE NAY SAYERS CAUSE I CANT THINK FOR MYSELF, mormon.
        I think this is what you may be the sort sentiment you meant..

        Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.
        2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
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        • Kelsey Garrison
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          #19
          Re: HI

          Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
          So let me get this straight, you try to push your personal agenda on me with fear? let me tell you something, i was baptised at birth and one day, i guess you could say, i "WOKE UP" and realized i was being fed complete bullshit. you see the difference between me and you, sadly to say, is you fear death and everything associated with it. You have no mind of your own and need to constantly push your beliefs on others instead of accepting everyone for who they are, like a TRUE god would want. You need someone to tell you how to live, what to say, and how to breathe. im 22, and i look down on you in pity. i hate to see my fellow people fall for such lies and manipulation, but part of me says "theres nothing you can do" "they did it to themselves". I truly feel sorry for you.
          And I feel sorry for you.
          And how can you prove that your Libral views are not lies aswell?
          The only thing we can all agree about that is the truth is the Bible.
          Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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          • Machiavelli
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            #20
            Re: HI

            LOL AND YOU GUYS HAVE M O R O N CHANGE TO MORMON, NOW THATS FUNNY.


            and my liberal views? FOSSILS MORMON LOL. its called logic, im sorry i dont believe in fairy tales.

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            • Jedediah
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              • Feb 2010
              • 6824

              #21
              Re: HI

              Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
              So let me get this straight, you try to push your personal agenda on me with fear? let me tell you something, i was baptised at birth and one day, i guess you could say, i "WOKE UP" and realized i was being fed complete bullshit. you see the difference between me and you, sadly to say, is you fear death and everything associated with it. You have no mind of your own and need to constantly push your beliefs on others instead of accepting everyone for who they are, like a TRUE god would want. You need someone to tell you how to live, what to say, and how to breathe. im 22, and i look down on you in pity. i hate to see my fellow people fall for such lies and manipulation, but part of me says "theres nothing you can do" "they did it to themselves". I truly feel sorry for you.
              Well that explains a lot. Only false Christians baptize their children at birth. Nowhere in Holy Scripture are infants given the sacrament of baptism.

              Matthew 3:5-6
              Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
              And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.


              Infants are not capable of confessing their sins. Only willing adults who know what they are doing may receive baptism.

              Maybe if you had parents who didn't hate you so much that they would raise you in a false church, you would be one of Christ's elect today. Instead, filled with false doctrine as a child, you reject all doctrine, including True Doctrine(c). I truly pity you, foolish little man. Your heart is filled with wickedness, and you are on the fast track to the lake of fire. Woe unto you, lest ye repent.

              Jesus tells us what to do in situations such as yours, where your supposed "loved ones" sabotage your eternal prospects.

              Luke 14:26
              If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


              They can never love you as much as we and Jesus love you. Reject them, and seek His face with us. God brought you here for a reason, foolish boy. Do not let this opportunity pass you by.

              My family and I shall pray for you.

              YIC
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #22
                Re: HI

                Originally posted by Kelsey Garrison View Post
                The only thing we can all agree about that is the truth is the Bible.
                Some truth yes, but a lot of untruths

                Qwerty

                3:6 If you were to take everything ever said in a religious context, removed the parts that contradicted each other, and overlapped the commonalities, what you are left with is a single word.
                3:7 Love.
                3:8 Even the Beatles are a voice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; all you need is love.
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                • Brother Snapper Grogan
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                  • May 2010
                  • 608

                  #23
                  Re: HI

                  Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                  So let me get this straight, you try to push your personal agenda on me with fear?
                  It's God's agenda that we push here, Niccolo. You would do well to fear Him!

                  Proverbs 1:7
                  The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #24
                    Re: HI

                    Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                    okay so ill go make a religion, ill make a bible, and in this bible ill say " if you run into anyone speaking against my name, they are uttering nonsense" OH OF COURSE, IF THERE WASNT THIS PASSAGE I MAY BELIEVE THE NAY SAYERS CAUSE I CANT THINK FOR MYSELF, mormon.
                    You are really full of hatred. You must learn to Love the Lord and renounce the demons within you.

                    1 Peter 4:4 Wherein they think it strange that ye run not with them to the same excess of riot, speaking evil of you:

                    Matthew 12:27 And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out? therefore they shall be your judges.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Machiavelli
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                      #25
                      Re: HI

                      and yes im here to troll, i have never met such a large group of pathetic people in my life. the fact that you people actually exist is mind boggling. to be honest, there are websites that have discussions from this site on there where people think this is all a joke because of the far fetched beliefs. i mean its 2010 and you got people here living by the word of someone from hundreds of years ago, its truly amazing.

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                      • Kelsey Garrison
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                        #26
                        Re: HI

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Some truth yes, but a lot of untruths
                        Like What?
                        You actually believe in those Beatles from the hippie era that only care about drugs and fame?
                        How can you trust the words of people who dress in animal costumes?
                        I only trust the words of God. You need a whole lot more than love to get your seat in heaven.
                        Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #27
                          Re: HI

                          Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                          and yes im here to troll, i have never met such a large group of pathetic people in my life. the fact that you people actually exist is mind boggling. to be honest, there are websites that have discussions from this site on there where people think this is all a joke because of the far fetched beliefs. i mean its 2010 and you got people here living by the word of someone from hundreds of years ago, its truly amazing.
                          You must stop hanging around with people who worship satan. Turn again to the Lord before it is to late.

                          Mark 4:15 And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Machiavelli
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                            #28
                            Re: HI

                            Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                            Well that explains a lot. Only false Christians baptize their children at birth. Nowhere in Holy Scripture are infants given the sacrament of baptism.

                            Matthew 3:5-6
                            Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judaea, and all the region round about Jordan,
                            And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.

                            Infants are not capable of confessing their sins. Only willing adults who know what they are doing may receive baptism.

                            Maybe if you had parents who didn't hate you so much that they would raise you in a false church, you would be one of Christ's elect today. Instead, filled with false doctrine as a child, you reject all doctrine, including True Doctrine©. I truly pity you, foolish little man. Your heart is filled with wickedness, and you are on the fast track to the lake of fire. Woe unto you, lest ye repent.

                            Jesus tells us what to do in situations such as yours, where your supposed "loved ones" sabotage your eternal prospects.

                            Luke 14:26
                            If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                            They can never love you as much as we and Jesus love you. Reject them, and seek His face with us. God brought you here for a reason, foolish boy. Do not let this opportunity pass you by.

                            My family and I shall pray for you.

                            YIC

                            only false christians eh? my father (who had me baptised) and his half of the family are born-again christians. i dont talk to them for this very reason.

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                            • Machiavelli
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                              #29
                              Re: HI

                              so many lies its amazing

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                              • Kelsey Garrison
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                                #30
                                Re: HI

                                Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                                so many lies its amazing
                                You sir, are a cyber-bully.
                                Why don't you go masturbate to your numeric photo boards or whatever thay are called in hell.
                                Or... If you want to step into the light, this is the place to do it.
                                You should try going to church with you family.
                                Give 'em respect like it states you should do in the Bible.
                                Trust in God and God will trust in you.
                                Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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