Salutations!

[Kelsey Garrison]

Hello people of god. I hope your day was as great as mine.
My name is Kelsey.
I live in Rural NH with my Husband Kyle, (Who runs the General Store next to the town Church), my 3 kids (Johna, Sarah, and Kyle Jr.).
I don't have a job because I understand it is my duty to stay at home and teach the kids the will of God and the Bible.
Nice to meet you all.

If you have any questions feel free to ask me!
-Kelsey-

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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G'day Kelsey - welcome to God's favourite forum. You sound like a Godly person. Do you have your husband's permission to be on the Internet?

I see you have produced at least one Soldier for Jesus (is Johna a boy or a girl?) Congratulations!

How did you come to Jesus? What kind of pie do you bake?

[Jo Freddie]

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G'day Kelsey - welcome to God's favourite forum. You sound like a Godly person. Do you have your husband's permission to be on the Internet?

I see you have produced at least one Soldier for Jesus (is Johna a boy or a girl?) Congratulations!

How did you come to Jesus? What kind of pie do you bake?

She may not have any, she may well be trying to teach her goats.

[Nobar King]

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Welcome, Kelsey, you are so lucky to be blessed with two boys. I hope your husband is proud to have sired two young soldiers for Christ.

[Machiavelli]

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Do you have your husband's permission to be on the Internet?

wow. you talk like that to anyone in the REAL world and youll be put in your place awfully fast old man.

[Higgins]

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Welcome Kelsey. I enjoy your biblical quote in your signiture, I once wrote a paper that was for "women in the Hebrew bible" class about Daniel 13. It was taught by a feminazi who drove me to the breaking point. Hope you enjoy your time here.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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wow. you talk like that to anyone in the REAL world and youll be put in your place awfully fast old man.

And you keep speaking to a True Christian in that tone and you will suffer the consequences.

I have my husbands permission to be on here. It is a respect issue. Somethng you quite obviously know nothing about.

Ms Kelsey,

I am so sorry that horrid ruffian hijacked your thread to sass a True Christian.

Very nice to make your acquaintance. It is nice to see that Home Schooling as well as Bible Study for your children is an important part of your day to day dealings.

I look forward to future swapping of pie recipes and the like.

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Kelsey Garrison]

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@ Jo
How Dare you speak of my Children that way!
I've spent years teaching them to walk in the path of Jesus and you call them Goats!?I'm glad you are already going to hell, .

G'day Kelsey - welcome to God's favourite forum. You sound like a Godly person. Do you have your husband's permission to be on the Internet?

I see you have produced at least one Soldier for Jesus (is Johna a boy or a girl?) Congratulations!

How did you come to Jesus? What kind of pie do you bake?

Of course I have Kyle's Permission, He was even so godly to buy me a computer with a Cross on the side.

Johna is a Boy (Almost A Man)
Sarah is Just a little Girl (She wants to keep her virginity and save it for Jesus)
Kyle Jr. (Can be a little bit of a trouble maker but one day I'm sure he will follow in the footsteps of his father and be a successful business man.)

I did not come to Jesus. When I was born my parents always said I had a little bit of Jesus inside of me.

My pies?
Apple of course, that's the crop that grows the best over here in NH.

[Jo Freddie]

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@ Jo
How Dare you speak of my Children that way!
I've spent years teaching them to walk in the path of Jesus and you call them Goats!?I'm glad you are already going to hell, .

It was not I that called your children goats, that was you Kelsey.

I live in Rural NH with my Husband Kyle, (Who runs the General Store next to the town Church), my 3 kids (Johna, Sarah, and Kyle Jr.).
I don't have a job because I understand it is my duty to stay at home and teach the kids the will of God and the Bible.

kid : A young goat or the young of a similar animal, such as an antelope.

[Machiavelli]

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And you keep speaking to a True Christian in that tone and you will suffer the consequences.

I have my husbands permission to be on here. It is a respect issue. Somethng you quite obviously know nothing about.

Ms Kelsey,

I am so sorry that horrid ruffian hijacked your thread to sass a True Christian.

Very nice to make your acquaintance. It is nice to see that Home Schooling as well as Bible Study for your children is an important part of your day to day dealings.

I look forward to future swapping of pie recipes and the like.

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

what??????? respect??? you think your husband respects you? you said it yourself, "you have to ask for permission to use the internet". There is no respect there, i deeply feel sorry for you for believing so.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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wow. you talk like that to anyone in the REAL world and youll be put in your place awfully fast old man.

I was put in my place some time ago, thank you - as a True Christian™ in the love of Jesus and the fellowship of the other fine True Christians™ here. Who could ever wish to be anything more?

As far as obedience is concerned, God is perfectly clear:

Ephesians 5:24
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

As a good and devoted husband I allow my wife and my children to use the Internet for an hour every week. They're obedient to me, as they should be and my wife has taught my daughters properly:

Titus 2:3-5
The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

Sometimes I even let them use the Internet unsupervised.

I'm truly blessed to have such a good and obedient family (though Jesus hasn't seen fit to bless me with sons). I very rarely have to beat them and they address me properly, as they should:

1 Peter 3:5-6
For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord

Of course I have Kyle's Permission, He was even so godly to buy me a computer with a Cross on the side.

What a wonderful thing, Mrs. Garrison! I may have to see whether I can buy my wife and children their own computer with a Cross on the side!

I hope you're using JesOS!

Johna is a Boy (Almost A Man)
Sarah is Just a little Girl (She wants to keep her virginity and save it for Jesus)
Kyle Jr. (Can be a little bit of a trouble maker but one day I'm sure he will follow in the footsteps of his father and be a successful business man.)

I did not come to Jesus. When I was born my parents always said I had a little bit of Jesus inside of me.

My pies?
Apple of course, that's the crop that grows the best over here in NH.

Your husband is a lucky man!

[Kelsey Garrison]

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What a wonderful thing, Mrs. Garrison! I may have to see whether I can buy my wife and children their own computer with a Cross on the side!
I hope you're using JesOS!
Your husband is a lucky man![/QUOTE]

What other OS would I run on my Computer? I even made sure all the parts are made in the USA Under God.

Thanks! Kyle is really nice man. He is very good at providing for the family. Infact, just the other day he shot a nice big deer so the whole family got to eat delicious venison burgers on the BBQ.
I can see god shines fortune on his path!

[Jo Freddie]

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Thanks! Kyle is really nice man. He is very good at providing for the family. Infact, just the other day he shot a nice big deer so the whole family got to eat delicious venison burgers on the BBQ.

Sure it was not an antelope?

[Kelsey Garrison]

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Yeah Jo.
We ain't got thoses where I live.
it was a whitetail.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Don't pay any attention to the Pasta Muncher, Mrs. Garrison - he's on a one-way trip to that great pasta oven under the ground, where his meatballs will always be steaming hot.