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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: Salutations!

    Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
    Don't pay any attention to the Pasta Muncher, Mrs. Garrison - he's on a one-way trip to that great pasta oven under the ground, where his meatballs will always be steaming hot.
    Worried she may listen to what I have to say and learn the truth Snappy?
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    • Kelsey Garrison
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      • Aug 2010
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      #17
      Re: Salutations!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Worried she may listen to what I have to say and learn the truth Snappy?
      No, because I know in my heart that you are simply the spawn of the devil.
      I will not heed to your foul tongue beast!
      I shall ignore the bane you present to this community.
      Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #18
        Re: Salutations!

        Originally posted by Kelsey Garrison View Post
        No, because I know in my heart that you are simply the spawn of the devil.
        I will not heed to your foul tongue beast!
        I shall ignore the bane you present to this community.
        Oh dear how deeply you have succumb to the brainwashing of the cult of Elohim, the concept of "The Devil" is but another of their constructs to control people, there is no such being.
        Posted via Pasta

        True Pastafarian™

        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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        • Brother Snapper Grogan
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 608

          #19
          Re: Salutations!

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          ...the cult of Elohim...
          This from someone who worships a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #20
            Re: Salutations!

            Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
            This from someone who worships a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
            I know the name of my God, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
            What does your book say your God called again?
            Posted via Pasta

            True Pastafarian™

            May my Sauce be with you!
            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
            The Loose Canon - HTML version
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            • Brother Snapper Grogan
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              • May 2010
              • 608

              #21
              Re: Salutations!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              What does your book say your God called again?
              Not Chef Boyardee and not Heinz, Sauce Sucker.
              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #22
                Re: Salutations!

                Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                Not Chef Boyardee and not Heinz, Sauce Sucker.
                The Book of Penelope
                1 For canned Pasta was an Abomination before F.S.M.
                ProvHerbs
                Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta:
                13 Abhor ye not the dried pasta, for verily it is written that only the stuff in tins is an abomination.
                REVELATIONS 1: BOOK OF REVEALED CRAPOLA
                9:10 Always looking for true meatballs amongst the canned and processed the faithful were forced to eat the abominations that covered the earth looking for the true meatballs.
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Salutations!

                  Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                  what??????? respect??? you think your husband respects you? you said it yourself, "you have to ask for permission to use the internet". There is no respect there, i deeply feel sorry for you for believing so.

                  You where saying some thing about respect? Phebe has respect, that is why she asks and respect is given back because she asks. My wife is a wonderful pearson, kind, caring and she has out standing pie.

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                  • Naomi-Ruth
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                    • Jul 2010
                    • 32

                    #24
                    Re: Salutations!

                    Welcome to God's favorite forum, Kelsey!
                    I can see you're already on the righteous path to renouncing the evil ways of the sinners on this board.
                    Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
                    2 John 1: 9-11

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                    • Kelsey Garrison
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 24

                      #25
                      Re: Salutations!

                      Originally posted by Naomi-Ruth View Post
                      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Kelsey!
                      I can see you're already on the righteous path to renouncing the evil ways of the sinners on this board.
                      Thanks!
                      I'm sure I'll find myself at home here! (With my husband permission of course.)
                      Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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                      • Ummalummadingdong
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 115

                        #26
                        Re: Salutations!

                        Originally posted by Machiavelli View Post
                        what??????? respect??? you think your husband respects you? you said it yourself, "you have to ask for permission to use the internet". There is no respect there, i deeply feel sorry for you for believing so.
                        The best woman is one who obeys and asks her husband's permission.

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                        • optical_fan
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 6

                          #27
                          Re: Salutations!

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          You where saying some thing about respect? Phebe has respect, that is why she asks and respect is given back because she asks. My wife is a wonderful pearson, kind, caring and she has out standing pie.

                          Yes, im sure shes a wonderful PERSON, but In the real world such an attitude towards women is extremely disrespectful. Where have you people been the last 50 years? There are women out there fighting for their rights and you people just sit there and spit all over them. Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid? do you like being treated like a dog? well i guess you've already anwsered that so its irrelevant. BARK, SIT, LAY DOWN, GOOD DOG! HERES A TREAT.

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                          • Ummalummadingdong
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
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                            • Aug 2010
                            • 115

                            #28
                            Re: Salutations!

                            Originally posted by optical_fan View Post
                            Yes, im sure shes a wonderful PERSON, but In the real world such an attitude towards women is extremely disrespectful. Where have you people been the last 50 years? There are women out there fighting for their rights and you people just sit there and spit all over them. Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid? do you like being treated like a dog? well i guess you've already anwsered that so its irrelevant. BARK, SIT, LAY DOWN, GOOD DOG! HERES A TREAT.
                            Grow up!

                            Would it surprise you that SOME women want to be SAHM's?
                            Respect & Obey their Husbands?
                            Would you like a wife who just went out whenever and wherever they wanted without telling you?

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #29
                              Re: Salutations!

                              Originally posted by optical_fan View Post
                              Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid?
                              You honestly think it is a good thing that women have been suckered into working and not raising their young as nature intended?

                              The height of women's liberation is getting to sit at a desk for 40-50 hours a week!
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Kelsey Garrison
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                                • Aug 2010
                                • 24

                                #30
                                Re: Salutations!

                                Originally posted by optical_fan View Post
                                Yes, im sure shes a wonderful PERSON, but In the real world such an attitude towards women is extremely disrespectful. Where have you people been the last 50 years? There are women out there fighting for their rights and you people just sit there and spit all over them. Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid? do you like being treated like a dog? well i guess you've already anwsered that so its irrelevant. BARK, SIT, LAY DOWN, GOOD DOG! HERES A TREAT.
                                Hey What's the big Idea!
                                That's not nice to diss people who trust in god. With that attitude, you join the rest of the sinners in the bowels of hell slowly being squeezed into a fiery pit!
                                Do you like being treated like a dog?
                                Maybe you are one like my neighbor who thinks he is a dog, dresses up as one, and hangs out with all his weird animal friends at some weird pornographic beastialty convention in Pittsburgh.
                                Man is created in the image of God. A dog is not.
                                How dare you compare Man to a Dog.
                                Dog is God backwards so it must be a sin~!
                                Bel and the Dragon 27: So Daniel took some tar, some fat, and some hair and boiled them all together. He made cakes out of the mixture and fed them to the dragon. When the dragon ate them, it swelled up and burst open. "That's the kind of thing you Babylonians worship," said Daniel.

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