[Jo Freddie]

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Don't pay any attention to the Pasta Muncher, Mrs. Garrison - he's on a one-way trip to that great pasta oven under the ground, where his meatballs will always be steaming hot.

Worried she may listen to what I have to say and learn the truth Snappy?

[Kelsey Garrison]

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Worried she may listen to what I have to say and learn the truth Snappy?

No, because I know in my heart that you are simply the spawn of the devil.
I will not heed to your foul tongue beast!
I shall ignore the bane you present to this community.

[Jo Freddie]

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No, because I know in my heart that you are simply the spawn of the devil.
I will not heed to your foul tongue beast!
I shall ignore the bane you present to this community.

Oh dear how deeply you have succumb to the brainwashing of the cult of Elohim, the concept of "The Devil" is but another of their constructs to control people, there is no such being.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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...the cult of Elohim...

This from someone who worships a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

[Jo Freddie]

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This from someone who worships a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

I know the name of my God, and The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
What does your book say your God called again?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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What does your book say your God called again?

Not Chef Boyardee and not Heinz, Sauce Sucker.

[Jo Freddie]

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Not Chef Boyardee and not Heinz, Sauce Sucker.

The Book of Penelope

1 For canned Pasta was an Abomination before F.S.M.

ProvHerbs
Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta:

13 Abhor ye not the dried pasta, for verily it is written that only the stuff in tins is an abomination.

REVELATIONS 1: BOOK OF REVEALED CRAPOLA

9:10 Always looking for true meatballs amongst the canned and processed the faithful were forced to eat the abominations that covered the earth looking for the true meatballs.

[James Dewitt]

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what??????? respect??? you think your husband respects you? you said it yourself, "you have to ask for permission to use the internet". There is no respect there, i deeply feel sorry for you for believing so.

You where saying some thing about respect? Phebe has respect, that is why she asks and respect is given back because she asks. My wife is a wonderful pearson, kind, caring and she has out standing pie.

[Naomi-Ruth]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Kelsey!
I can see you're already on the righteous path to renouncing the evil ways of the sinners on this board.

[Kelsey Garrison]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, Kelsey!
I can see you're already on the righteous path to renouncing the evil ways of the sinners on this board.

Thanks!
I'm sure I'll find myself at home here! (With my husband permission of course.)

[Ummalummadingdong]

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what??????? respect??? you think your husband respects you? you said it yourself, "you have to ask for permission to use the internet". There is no respect there, i deeply feel sorry for you for believing so.

The best woman is one who obeys and asks her husband's permission.

[optical_fan]

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You where saying some thing about respect? Phebe has respect, that is why she asks and respect is given back because she asks. My wife is a wonderful pearson, kind, caring and she has out standing pie.

Yes, im sure shes a wonderful PERSON, but In the real world such an attitude towards women is extremely disrespectful. Where have you people been the last 50 years? There are women out there fighting for their rights and you people just sit there and spit all over them. Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid? do you like being treated like a dog? well i guess you've already anwsered that so its irrelevant. BARK, SIT, LAY DOWN, GOOD DOG! HERES A TREAT.

[Ummalummadingdong]

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Yes, im sure shes a wonderful PERSON, but In the real world such an attitude towards women is extremely disrespectful. Where have you people been the last 50 years? There are women out there fighting for their rights and you people just sit there and spit all over them. Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid? do you like being treated like a dog? well i guess you've already anwsered that so its irrelevant. BARK, SIT, LAY DOWN, GOOD DOG! HERES A TREAT.

Grow up!

Would it surprise you that SOME women want to be SAHM's?
Respect & Obey their Husbands?
Would you like a wife who just went out whenever and wherever they wanted without telling you?

[Levi Jones]

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Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid?

You honestly think it is a good thing that women have been suckered into working and not raising their young as nature intended?

The height of women's liberation is getting to sit at a desk for 40-50 hours a week!

[Kelsey Garrison]

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Yes, im sure shes a wonderful PERSON, but In the real world such an attitude towards women is extremely disrespectful. Where have you people been the last 50 years? There are women out there fighting for their rights and you people just sit there and spit all over them. Do you like being jobless and a homemaker, Phebe? are you lazy or just stupid? do you like being treated like a dog? well i guess you've already anwsered that so its irrelevant. BARK, SIT, LAY DOWN, GOOD DOG! HERES A TREAT.

Hey What's the big Idea!
That's not nice to diss people who trust in god. With that attitude, you join the rest of the sinners in the bowels of hell slowly being squeezed into a fiery pit!
Do you like being treated like a dog?
Maybe you are one like my neighbor who thinks he is a dog, dresses up as one, and hangs out with all his weird animal friends at some weird pornographic beastialty convention in Pittsburgh.
Man is created in the image of God. A dog is not.
How dare you compare Man to a Dog.
Dog is God backwards so it must be a sin~!