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  • Ummalummadingdong
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2010
    • 115

    #31
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    We are not interested in your conspiracy theories. It was Muslims and that is final.

    Why are you called "Umm"? Do you have trouble remembering your name?
    It wasn't a conspiracy theory... :/

    Umm means Mother of... Abdulmalik is my son.
    So my name is Mother of Abdulmalik

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #32
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
      No I read parts of the Bible and questioned it, doubted it and then went seeking and came to another religion.
      Wouldn't a Priest know the answers? My Husband can answer all the things I question him about the Quran and he's an Imam.(Islamic priest)
      Imam's are not priests.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #33
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
        It
        "your stuttering problem?"
        Stuttering? I do not understand I don't see anywhere in my posts going and and and and...
        I was referring to your user-handle.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #34
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
          It wasn't a conspiracy theory... :/

          Umm means Mother of... Abdulmalik is my son.
          So my name is Mother of Abdulmalik
          "Umm" does not mean anything. It is just the noise that people make sometimes when they are thinking. You are mistaken.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #35
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
            No I read parts of the Bible and questioned it, doubted it and then went seeking and came to another religion.
            What did you doubt that would drive you seek answers with the mooselimbs?

            Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
            Wouldn't a Priest know the answers?
            Not likely. Catholics are notoriously lazy in their Bible studies. I think their priests just make things up and the members never bother to question it.

            Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
            My Husband can answer all the things I question him about the Quran and he's an Imam.(Islamic priest)
            I know what an imam is. How many other wives does your husband have?
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #36
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
              It's against the Quran & Sunnah to
              1. Kill Innocents
              2. Attack not in self-defense
              3. To destroy crops/buildings/homes/dirty the water
              4. To fight people other then the people who attacked you (ie: army, you can only fight them, not innocents)
              5. It is forbidden to commit suicide.
              Then why do so many Moslems do so?
              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
              ...perhaps there were Muslims who died in the ruble (AS WELL AS the terrorists)...
              Fixed that for you.
              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
              also...Because a lot of Muslims don't look like this:
              I don't judge people on appearances, sorry.

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              • Ummalummadingdong
                Confirmed Enemy of God
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                • Aug 2010
                • 115

                #37
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Imam's are not priests.
                I know that, but an Imam is an Islamic Leader, like how a Priest is a Christian Leader

                "How many other wives does your Husband have?"
                None, I'm the only one.

                "What did you doubt that would drive you seek answers with the mooselimbs?"

                Son of God, When can't remember where said " God is unlike his creation" So then Jesus(pbuh) is his son... :/
                Then a lot of Christians say that Jesus(pbuh) is God now... :/

                ""Umm" does not mean anything. It is just the noise that people make sometimes when they are thinking. You are mistaken. "

                Umm In Arabic Means Mother of.
                or Ummi which ever you fancy.

                "Fixed that for you."
                Putting words in people's mouths?

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #38
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                  I know that, but an Imam is an Islamic Leader, like how a Priest is a Christian Leader
                  Sorry, you have the role of the Priest confused with you Islamic ways.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Ummalummadingdong
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 115

                    #39
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Sorry, you have the role of the Priest confused with you Islamic ways.
                    Right...
                    Obviously you've never seen an Imam ...
                    Or are delusional from the media.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #40
                      Re: Hello

                      A priest or priestess is
                      • a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders
                      • a person who performs religious duties and ceremonies in a non-Christian religion
                      • a person having the authority or power to administer religious rites; in particular, rites of sacrifice to, and propitiation of, a deity or deities. Their office or position is the priesthood, a term which may also apply to such persons collectively.
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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #41
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                        Right...
                        Obviously you've never seen an Imam ...
                        Or are delusional from the media.
                        I think you should go back and read your quran and see what the role of Imam is. I pretty sure one of the Pastors here would assist in telling you their role.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Ummalummadingdong
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 115

                          #42
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          A priest or priestess is
                          • a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders
                          • a person who performs religious duties and ceremonies in a non-Christian religion
                          • a person having the authority or power to administer religious rites; in particular, rites of sacrifice to, and propitiation of, a deity or deities. Their office or position is the priesthood, a term which may also apply to such persons collectively.
                          Imam/Sheikh/Mufti (all the same thing )

                          1. the officiating priest of a mosque.

                          2. the title for a Muslim religious leader or chief.
                          3.
                          the head of an Arab tribe, village, etc
                          4.
                          a high priest or religious leader, esp a Sufi maste
                          5.
                          a Muslim jurist expert in the religious law.

                          A Imam/Mufti or Sheikh can Lead Prayers, Marry People, Give lectures, Give Guidance (quote things from Quran or give Fatwas)...ect:

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                          • Ummalummadingdong
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 115

                            #43
                            Re: Hello

                            You know whats funny...
                            You all want to try bring people on God's Path, but a few of you are so rude that you'd push people away from the Bible.

                            If I was searching for Christianity I sure as heck wouldn't want to follow it since the people here are so bad mannered and offensive...

                            Rudeness never brings people to a religion, and even if God wanted them to come seeing the followers as being rude, arrogant or whatever can push a person away.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #44
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                              You know whats funny...
                              You all want to try bring people on God's Path, but a few of you are so rude that you'd push people away from the Bible.

                              If I was searching for Christianity I sure as heck wouldn't want to follow it since the people here are so bad mannered and offensive...

                              Rudeness never brings people to a religion, and even if God wanted them to come seeing the followers as being rude, arrogant or whatever can push a person away.
                              What you are saying is that because we are Christians we are rude and arrogant for wanting to people to follow the Lord. But it is ok to kill people if they do not want to follow Islam after you have told them about it. Check you quran, there is a passage about that.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #45
                                Re: Hello

                                Do LBC use the term Priest? I would have thought it had to many cat-o-lick connotations for them.
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