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  • Ummalummadingdong
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2010
    • 115

    #106
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    So what is that you have problems with in being a Christian?

    Out of curiosity, did you become a Muslim because of you marriage to your husband. I know that only Muslim men can a non Muslim woman, but she must convert to Islam.
    The questions I quoted previous pages to another user.

    I met my husband 3 years after I embraced the religion, so no he didn't convert me
    I chose it myself, by research and buying a Qur'an
    I want to buy or hire a Bible so I can re-read it, I've forgotten it a lot since it's been 6 yrs since I've read one.
    Libraries in Australia always have Bibles

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #107
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Lisa I don't not believe that Jesus is the Son of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I was just pointing out that some people do, and that dispute a $1,000,000 no one has disproved it yet.
      But unlike some cults who will denounce followers who deviate from what they consider to be true disown them, The True Religion does not take a similar line, just because these people are wrong on that point it does not mean they are not Pastafarians.
      I am glad you have not blasphemed Jesus in associating him with your FSM.

      So you are saying it wrong to disown someone because they have turned away from their faith.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #108
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
        I want to buy or hire a Bible so I can re-read it, I've forgotten it a lot since it's been 6 yrs since I've read one.
        Try here until you can purchase one of your own.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Ummalummadingdong
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2010
          • 115

          #109
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post

          So you are saying it wrong to disown someone because they have turned away from their faith.
          You talking to me or the FSM fan?

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #110
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
            The questions I quoted previous pages to another user.

            I met my husband 3 years after I embraced the religion, so no he didn't convert me
            I chose it myself, by research and buying a Qur'an
            I want to buy or hire a Bible so I can re-read it, I've forgotten it a lot since it's been 6 yrs since I've read one.
            Libraries in Australia always have Bibles
            Ok. You can read the Bible online at;
            Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.

            Landover Baptist follow the King James 1611 version. Keep that in mind. On the website it is known as King James version. There are other Bibles, so you may want to acquaint yourself with the different versions. You should be able to buy a copy at a Christian book shop.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #111
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
              You talking to me or the FSM fan?
              The FSM fan.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Ummalummadingdong
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2010
                • 115

                #112
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Ok. You can read the Bible online at;
                Read, hear, and study Scripture at the world's most-visited Christian website. Grow your faith with devotionals, Bible reading plans, and mobile apps.

                Landover Baptist follow the King James 1611 version. Keep that in mind. On the website it is known as King James version. There are other Bibles, so you may want to acquaint yourself with the different versions. You should be able to buy a copy at a Christian book shop.
                Are Orthodox Christians alright to purchase from?
                We Have a Greek Orthodox Church a few minutes walk from my house

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                • Sister Charli
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #113
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                  Are Orthodox Christians alright to purchase from?
                  We Have a Greek Orthodox Church a few minutes walk from my house
                  You are kidding aren't you?

                  Try and find a KJV1611 there .... I dare ya!
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

                  Comment

                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #114
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                    Are Orthodox Christians alright to purchase from?
                    We Have a Greek Orthodox Church a few minutes walk from my house
                    Greek Orthodox have their own Bible. The Greek Orthodox have their own services in ancient Greek, and their Bible is also written in ancient Greek. So I would suggest against buying that particular Bible. You find all Orthodox churches will use the language they were originally formed in.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #115
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      I am glad you have not blasphemed Jesus in associating him with your FSM.
                      I don't associate him with the FSM as Jesus would have had to have existed to be His son.
                      So you are saying it wrong to disown someone because they have turned away from their faith.
                      Because a person holds a different view to me does not mean they have turned away from their faith.
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                      • Higgins
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 314

                        #116
                        Re: Hello

                        It was my understanding that in Islam, Jesus is looked at not only as a prophet but also one of only two beings who were directly created by God (the other being Adam).
                        Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                        Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #117
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          I don't associate him with the FSM as Jesus would have had to have existed to be His son.

                          Because a person holds a different view to me does not mean they have turned away from their faith.
                          Qwerty
                          I don't want to go into another counter productive argument with you so I will leave it at.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Ummalummadingdong
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 115

                            #118
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                            You are kidding aren't you?

                            Try and find a KJV1611 there .... I dare ya!
                            Oh okay

                            "It was my understanding that in Islam, Jesus is looked at not only as a prophet but also one of only two beings who were directly created by God (the other being Adam)."

                            God created Jesus(pbuh) in the womb without a man, if that's what your getting at...Adam(pbuh) was made out of scratch from mud

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                            • Morgana
                              Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 129

                              #119
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by UmmAbdulmalik View Post
                              Hello,

                              Just browsing your forum, came across it when I was looking for something in Google.

                              You'll perhaps hate me since I'm a Muslim, but I'm happy enough to talk about your religion since I was Christian until I was 13.

                              I don't care if you hate Islam or not, I'm not here for fights.

                              Take care.
                              No Azzi zum, they will not hate you because you are a Muslim, they will hate you because they hate. That is all. They hate me because of a bizziare belief they have that I am a witch! Yes! Do you believe in such non-sense? I never did hear tell of the likes! Witches! , and in the 21 century of all things! You would think we were in 16th century Salem.

                              Well welcome to this site...for all it is worth.

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                              • Morgana
                                Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 129

                                #120
                                Re: Hello

                                By the way...I have to ask is that you one the elephant? I have never rode an elephant. Is that your pet or did you go to a park and ride that? I have only ever rode a horse and the last time I rode one, as an adult I mounted it and fell off the other side!! The man giving the rides at the county fair came running over shouting "lady, lady are you hurt??" and I said "Only my pride!" I would suppose that a elephant is easier to mount that an horse but I could be wrong, I have never mounted one.

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