Allo Allo!

[Bitebacker]

Soooooo this is a required thing =D
I don't really ever go to church. I've only been three times to both a white and black church. My mother is Southern Baptist. I haven't read the Bible so I don't have a favorite verse aaaannnddd...... Yeah. I came across this website from my boyfriend's sister. Curiosity got the best of me and I really wanted to post replies to some of the stuff on here =D
Pretty open so ask anything if ya want to know!

[Jedediah]

Re: Allo Allo!

Welcome to God's favorite forum! Consider yourself fortunate that He has brought you here.

Are you a white or a negro? You should really stick with a congregation of people from your own race. Negroes tend to laze about, and they generally take to the Gospel a bit more slowly than us.

Song of Solomon 1:6
Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

Besides, the LORD did not like for the Nation of Israel to mix with other tribes. By extension, we know that God does not want his white children to commit miscegenation and have mongrel babies. The best way to keep this from happening is to separate from lesser races.

Jeremiah 13:23
Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

As you can see, negroes cannot be made into whites. However, whites can surely be bred down to mongeloids if race-mixing is allowed to happen!

In any case, my heart is filled with sorrow that you have not been raised in Christ's teachings. That is very negligent of your parents. But God has brought you here now for guidance. Your first order of business should be to order a slick, leatherbound copy of the Authorized King James Version of 1611. Read it cover-to-cover, and live by every word contained within. In the meantime, you can begin your Bible Study here.

Please let us know if you have any questions as you come to know Christ. This forum is an important component of our Outreach Ministry, and we are here to guide lost sheep like yourself to True Christianity™.

Jesus loves you.

[Kelsey Garrison]

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You should read the bible. It's a good book!

[Forlox]

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I suggest you read the bible and study it before it is too late for you to repent for your sins.

[Higgins]

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Welcome to the Forums. You ought to read the Good Book after all it is the only way which you can understand the word of God. Plus it helps on the forums to know your Bible.

[Sister Charli]

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I came across this website from my boyfriend's sister. Curiosity got the best of me and I really wanted to post replies to some of the stuff on here =D
Pretty open so ask anything if ya want to know!

Are you male or female?

You can find an online bible here.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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It's a great pity that your mother, who was clearly a Godly woman, so sorely neglected you . Still - you're here now, so there's hope that you might avoid the aeternal flames.

Since you don't have a Bible, I highly recommend Brother V's Bible in a Day.

Tell us more about yourself. Since you refer to your boyfriend's sister I assume you're a woman (you're not a homersexual are you?) and that you have your father's permission to be on the Internet.

What kind of pie do you bake?

[Ummalummadingdong]

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What kind of pie do you bake?

What's with the Pie's?

[BelieverInGod]

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What's with the Pie's?

You don't like pie? You can tell a lot about a woman just from her pie!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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A woman's worth can be guaged by the quality of the pies she prepares for her husband.

[Cosmic_Jewish_Zombie]

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LOL why does it matter what the color of her skin is? that doesn't determine her personality =D lol

[Lisa H]

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LOL why does it matter what the color of her skin is? that doesn't determine her personality =D lol

Then don't bring it up

[Jo Freddie]

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With such a topic title why has the so far been no mention of The Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies?

[Lisa H]

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With such a topic title why has the so far been no mention of The Fallen Madonna With the Big B**bies?

Because no-one is that crass.

[Jo Freddie]

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Because no-one is that crass.

What is crass about a highly significant work of art?