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  • Re: Sex Before Marriage

    Originally posted by isupportgaysweatyppl View Post
    And you're knowledgeable enough to recognize a good troll when you see one trolling your pathetic forums was fun, you people really are disgusting and stuck-up, I'm glad not all christians are like you, you racist, stereo-typical f***s
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    • Re: Sex Before Marriage

      Can somebody answer me this, if you are married, can you use sex toys, please, i dont want to go to hell for using a dildo with my wife.

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      • Re: Sex Before Marriage

        Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
        Can somebody answer me this, if you are married, can you use sex toys, please, i dont want to go to hell for using a dildo with my wife.
        I would think that as long as you use it together to roll out cookies you should be fine. If you use it in other ways that are less pure you will surely go to hell. Sex is solely to be used for making children- not for enjoyment. I have yet to be married but when I do find my brother in Christ to wed, I am sure will be suffering the act every ten to twelve months so that we might create an army for Jesus together.

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        • Re: Sex Before Marriage

          Originally posted by SallyMae View Post
          I would think that as long as you use it together to roll out cookies you should be fine. If you use it in other ways that are less pure you will surely go to hell. Sex is solely to be used for making children- not for enjoyment. I have yet to be married but when I do find my brother in Christ to wed, I am sure will be suffering the act every ten to twelve months so that we might create an army for Jesus together.
          WRONG!

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          . I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

          8
          . I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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          • Re: Sex Before Marriage

            Now I have another question, while reading the bible I saw nothing against oral sex with your husband/wife. Now, as far as it is concerned, Is it a waste of seed if the woman spits or swallows. I am a new Christan and wanting to server the lord in the best way possible, and I need to pass this information on to my wife.

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            • Re: Sex Before Marriage

              Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
              Now I have another question, while reading the bible I saw nothing against oral sex with your husband/wife. Now, as far as it is concerned, Is it a waste of seed if the woman spits or swallows. I am a new Christan and wanting to server the lord in the best way possible, and I need to pass this information on to my wife.
              Read my post, the one above yours, follow the guidelines God sets you.
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              • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                WRONG!

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                I call lies! If it felt good everyone would doing it all the time. I have never even touched myself in an impure manner. I mean sure I make certain I am clean everywhere but that is it.

                Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
                Now I have another question, while reading the bible I saw nothing against oral sex with your husband/wife. Now, as far as it is concerned, Is it a waste of seed if the woman spits or swallows. I am a new Christan and wanting to server the lord in the best way possible, and I need to pass this information on to my wife.
                I believe oral sex is a waste of seed altogether and serves no purpose in a Christian marriage. You should instruct your wife to stop that practice completely. Perhaps the time you spent together doing that could be replaced with a nice puzzle before bed. Thomas Kinkade has some nice ones.

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                • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                  Originally posted by SallyMae View Post
                  I call lies! If it felt good everyone would doing it all the time. I have never even touched myself in an impure manner. I mean sure I make certain I am clean everywhere but that is it.
                  Why do you hate God so much and reject the gifts that he gives you?
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                  • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Why do you hate God so much and reject the gifts that he gives you?
                    I do not reject such gifts. I am just waiting for the perfect husband in Christ to share them with. I do hope to become pregnant on my honeymoon so we do not have to engage in such acts more than once a year, but when it does come time to make children, I do hope to enjoy our time together, becoming one and making life. I really don't see how it could be pleasurable though. I bet it hurts like childbirth is suppose to.

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                    • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                      Originally posted by SallyMae View Post
                      I do not reject such gifts. I am just waiting for the perfect husband in Christ to share them with. I do hope to become pregnant on my honeymoon so we do not have to engage in such acts more than once a year, but when it does come time to make children, I do hope to enjoy our time together, becoming one and making life. I really don't see how it could be pleasurable though. I bet it hurts like childbirth is suppose to.
                      You are still rejecting the gift that God gave you, if pregnancy is something you do not feel ready for then get your partner to follow the word of God

                      8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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                      • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                        This idea of no sex before marriage does not seem to be working out for the bible belt!

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                        • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          This idea of no sex before marriage does not seem to be working out for the bible belt!

                          Plenty of false Christians is all that is.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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