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  • #91
    Re: Sex Before Marriage

    Originally posted by cesusjhrist View Post
    Wow. England wasn't even founded until early 1700-late 1690's and the roman empire fell in 1453. Latin was already dieing off. like I said. You would know that of you would stop using the bible as your only text book. Again GG noob
    The Romans never conquered the Celts as evidenced by the construction of Hadrian's Wall in AD 122.

    Celtic culture is still very much alive today.

    The English lands were finally unified in the 10th century in a reconquest completed by King Athelstan in AD 927.

    From 711 Spain was ruled by the Moors whose where not completely removed until 1492.

    As for the main subject of this thread I have stated the True word of God on this matter many times before.
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    • #92
      Re: Sex Before Marriage

      Originally posted by cesusjhrist View Post
      Yes mam. I understand that. All i was saying is that you should not use the bible as your only form of education
      So you want her to “pick and choose” between the words of God – and add a little liberal communist blasphemy now and then?
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      • #93
        Re: Sex Before Marriage

        Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
        So you want her to “pick and choose” between the words of God – and add a little liberal communist blasphemy now and then?
        Uh no...I didn't say that. I mean you cant learn math from the bible. Im pretty sure math is not "communist blasphemy".

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        • #94
          Re: Sex Before Marriage

          I just want to say yeah sex before marriage is a sin but it can also effect your health. Before I was Saved I had lots of sex before marriage and I got the herpes. Herpes has no known cure and I still have it to this day. I was also a fornicating sinner and spread herpes across America when i was working at a traveling carnival. Most of the women had herpes to begin with so I dont feel so bad about that now but still I consider it a punishment from Jesus for living such a sick life. Sometimes i get so embarrassed when my sores outbreak around my mouth I'll just go out in public with my clown makeup on. I just tell people im coming from a party. I need my privacy.


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          • #95
            Re: Sex Before Marriage

            Fortunately there's little sex after marriage that would offend Jesus.
            Nahum 1:2

            God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


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            • #96
              Re: Sex Before Marriage

              Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
              So you want her to “pick and choose” between the words of God – and add a little liberal communist blasphemy now and then?

              Liberal Communist = Oxymoron

              Dionysos = Moron

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              • #97
                Re: Sex Before Marriage

                Originally posted by cesusjhrist View Post
                Oh right they came a mealy 100 years before, and then the romans came and completely destroyed their entire culture and then what did they speak? Latin. So either way modern English has nothing on Spanish.
                The Celts have a very ancient history in Europe-- and not all of it in the British Isles. They predate the Romans and even the Romans' predecessors, the Etruscans. Rome didn't destroy the entire culture of the Celts, but they did transform it.

                Putting aside these points, the OP is concerned about what to believe because of information provided through another thread. That thread deals with God's dispensation for young women who have been raped.

                The answer, which the OP did not care for, was provided straight from the Book of Deuteronomy.

                ANY answer provided in this forum will be drawn as straight as possible from Biblical text. As to what a person should or should not believe -- remember, we at LBC are NOT asking you to put your faith in us. We are asking you to put your faith up against the often harsh light of the Bible.

                Read it for yourself. We don't make this stuff up. We don't have to.

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                • #98
                  Re: Sex Before Marriage

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  The Celts have a very ancient history in Europe-- and not all of it in the British Isles. They pre-date the Romans and even the Roman's predecessoprs, the Etruscans. Rome didn't destroy the entire culture of the Celts, but they did transform it.

                  Ahoy Handy, nice to see us agreeing for once.
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                  • #99
                    Re: Sex Before Marriage

                    ]Liberal Communist = Oxymormon

                    Dionysos = mormon


                    Silly me and my too-fast fingers. It's ok though. You guys say homers instead of homos so I figure we're even

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                    • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post

                      Firmly Yours,

                      Handmaiden

                      Am I the only one who finds it funny that your username is Handmaiden and you just used the phrase "Firmly Yours"?

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                      • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                        "Before I was Saved I had lots of sex before marriage and I got the herpes"

                        Yep, Jesus sends herpes to straight sex sinners – and, as you know, AIDS to gay sex sinners.
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                        • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                          Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
                          "Before I was Saved I had lots of sex before marriage and I got the herpes"
                          Isn't that what condoms are for, to protect against sparkles???

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                          • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                            Originally posted by IHate View Post
                            Am I the only one who finds it funny that your username is Handmaiden and you just used the phrase "Firmly Yours"?
                            I was referring to being firm in my faith. I also happen to be firm in my grasp of ancient European history, but that is beside the point.

                            We are here to show the world that which it does not want to see: The Grown-Ups version of the Bible, and not just the pretty collection of stories shared in most Sunday Schools.

                            If you don't like it, I will not be in the least offended because I did not write it. But I am offended that you should find it amusing. Trust me-- the Bible ain't for yuks.

                            Furthermore, I have a reputation as a staid and decorous matron of the Church. I am know to lack both patience with fools and a sense of humor.

                            You would be wise to remember this.

                            Staunchly Yours,

                            Handmaiden

                            P.S. I pray that my use of the word"staunchly" will not provide occasion for you to giggle in an unseemly manner.
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                            • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                              Originally posted by IHate View Post
                              Isn't that what condoms are for, to protect against sparkles???
                              If you have read your Bible you would know that comdoms are the work of Satan.

                              I'll pray for you and your sick mind!
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                              • Re: Sex Before Marriage

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                P.S. I pray that my use of the word"staunchly" will not provide occasion for you to giggle in an unseemly manner.
                                Should have prayed faster? Guess God is just testing the fruits of your spirit (patience).

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