[Meek and Humble]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.

None of our staff is interested in having sex with you, pervert!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.

[Lisa H]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???

At your age you should be escorted on these "dates" so nothing improper happens. As a female it should be your father who is overseeing this.

Accept the infraction, and learn.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???

We are a True Christian(TM) Church that follows the entire Bible. We do not interpret nor ignore passages because they are uncomfortable. Unlike the liebral fuzzy bunny churches that you seem to have been looking for.

But hey, if you want to go to a church where you pay 10% of your net to hear what a wonderful person you are, by all means go. Just don't be surprised when you find out you are not written in the book of life and are being dragged off to hell.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I really hope when you said boyfriend you meant a friend who is a male.

I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???

[Lisa H]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.

I really hope when you said boyfriend you meant a friend who is a male.

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?

It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?

Liebral parents are absolutely disgusting. They let their children do anything, I wouldn't be surprised to find out her boyfriend was 15 or 16 when it started.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.

It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

So you are in the fifth grade? Shouldn't you be in bed young lady? Why are you even considering doing it at your age???

Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

So if I sin at all after being baptized I won't be forgiven and will burn in eternal hell fire?

Baptism isn't what saves you. It's just a symbol. God's grace is what saves you. A person full of His Grace can never sin. If you sin after being baptized, it just shows you were never really saved.

[Lisa H]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

I'm pretty sure age and location are things even fifth graders know not to put online. It's just not safe. And why would you refer to my church as a "false church?" Also, why would I need my father's permission to be online. He is not my keeper and this is not his computer.

Are you a Christian, do you have Christian parents.

[IHate]

Re: Sex Before Marriage

Do you really think God is so easily fooled? Do you think he's going to fall for the "I'll sin all I want as long as I pray after"? Do you really believe you can pull the wool over Jesus' eyes?

If you had already had sex with your boyfriend and then found Christ, begged for forgiveness was baptized and quit sinning, you would be forgiven. However if you think you can just do what you want and pray for forgiveness afterward, no it doesn't work that way.

So if I sin at all after being baptized I won't be forgiven and will burn in eternal hell fire?