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Just one quick question.
If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?
If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
That is not a very good introduction. Please tell us a little about yourself. Headaches are caused by sinning, like masturbation, and possible demon possession.Originally posted by vegetahi View Post -
Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Well, i'm a 27 year old white charity worker from Texas. At the moment i'm helping collect money to fund the building of wells for villages in Africa, and I was hoping to get some donations from you guys.Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
You don't think people like you give God headaches?Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
I don't understand your question.Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Most likely you are possessed by a demon.
Matthew 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
How can I free myself from this demon?Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Turn to God and start believing in Him.Originally posted by vegetahi View PostGenesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
I need more guidance of where to start going.Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Let me give you the Kings mobile number.Originally posted by vegetahi View PostComment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
But sir don't all of us have headaches?Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostComment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
God I am suffering from a migraine.
Damn this modern piece of equipment to hell!!Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Originally posted by LOlolOLDevil View Post
NO, I never get them, God has cleansed me of all demons.Comment
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
Why would God torment his humble servants by giving them headaches? Do you have a headache? Why do you hate Jesus so much?Originally posted by LOlolOLDevil View PostPROOF: America in the Bible!
8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!
The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
(Psalm 9:17)
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Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity
BUT! my mother has headaches sometimes does that mean she is possessed by demons or has done something wrong?Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostComment
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