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  • vegetahi
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Just one quick question.

    If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
    Just one quick question.

    If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?
    That is not a very good introduction. Please tell us a little about yourself. Headaches are caused by sinning, like masturbation, and possible demon possession.

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    • vegetahi
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

      Well, i'm a 27 year old white charity worker from Texas. At the moment i'm helping collect money to fund the building of wells for villages in Africa, and I was hoping to get some donations from you guys.

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      • landoverlover
        Also loves Jesus and America
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 828

        #4
        Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

        Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
        Just one quick question.

        If we were made in God's image, then why do we get headaches?
        You don't think people like you give God headaches?

        I don't understand your question.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

          Most likely you are possessed by a demon.


          Matthew 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • vegetahi
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2010
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

            How can I free myself from this demon?

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

              Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
              How can I free myself from this demon?
              Turn to God and start believing in Him.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • vegetahi
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2010
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                I need more guidance of where to start going.

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                • Brother Stu
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 8

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                  Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
                  I need more guidance of where to start going.
                  Let me give you the Kings mobile number.

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                  • LOlolOLDevil
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 15

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    That is not a very good introduction. Please tell us a little about yourself. Headaches are caused by sinning, like masturbation, and possible demon possession.
                    But sir don't all of us have headaches?

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                    • Brother Stu
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                      God I am suffering from a migraine.
                      Damn this modern piece of equipment to hell!!

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                      • thetruthhurts
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 14

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                        Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
                        I need more guidance of where to start going.

                        I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

                        The two styles are



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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                          Originally posted by LOlolOLDevil View Post
                          But sir don't all of us have headaches?

                          NO, I never get them, God has cleansed me of all demons.

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                          • Brother Alex
                            True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                            Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                            A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 860

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                            Originally posted by LOlolOLDevil View Post
                            But sir don't all of us have headaches?
                            Why would God torment his humble servants by giving them headaches? Do you have a headache? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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                            • LOlolOLDevil
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              NO, I never get them, God has cleansed me of all demons.
                              BUT! my mother has headaches sometimes does that mean she is possessed by demons or has done something wrong?

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