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  • SallyMae
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Read the Bible and find the answer.
    Can't we just google the answers? Perhaps there is a youtube vid that is titled "The Answers". This reading thing is way beyond my level of comprehension. I mean, I am a woman after all. I have been blessed by the almighty Jeebus to have a husband that reads me recipies though. Without his help I would be a worthless woman.

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  • vegetahi
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    If Jesus came from the Jews why are there still Jews? If Christianity came from Judaism where is the transitional church? If Christ died for my sins why do you call me a sinner?

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  • Brother Stu
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
    This is a Christian forum, not a KKK meeting place. Please take your racist thoughts and spread them elsewhere.
    What? They are for racists?!!?!? WHAT THE!?!? GOD?! Why would God allow such beings on the planet he created!!

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by Sarcolia View Post
    If god was made from god's image, why is there such thing as "niggers". I think god is a nigger my self, we just piffleed sheeps till we get one to conceive a human, which turned out white.
    Read the Bible and find the answer.

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  • thetruthhurts
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    If it is not in the Bible, it is not morally right. Is it so hard for even a simple minded person to understand?
    Its easy to hate things you don't understand.

    Originally posted by Brother Stu View Post
    Do you have any sites where I can buy these robes and white dye's to stun my enemies? Also where can I buy one of these holy books named the bibles that thus may read? Can I dual believe with the Catholic church so I can get rid of my sins?
    No, according to this church, if you are catholic you might as well be a black jew. You will still go to hell. On the other hand if you grab "King Jame's bible" that they all think is the only one, you might find something in there.

    Oh sllieh gooses. How can anybody believe that a bible that was written in 1611 comes from god? It is just another translation of the original bible that was butchered up by the catholic church about 1000 years earlier.

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  • LOlolOLDevil
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
    Why would God torment his humble servants by giving them headaches? Do you have a headache? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
    No i do not HATE Jesus he is a great man i'm only asking for help and guidance.

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  • Sarcolia
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    If god was made from god's image, why is there such thing as "niggers". I think god is a nigger my self, we just fucked sheeps till we get one to conceive a human, which turned out white.

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  • Brother Alex
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
    I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

    The two styles are

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    or

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    This is a Christian forum, not a KKK meeting place. Please take your racist thoughts and spread them elsewhere.

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  • Brother Stu
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
    I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

    The two styles are



    or

    Do you have any sites where I can buy these robes and white dye's to stun my enemies? Also where can I buy one of these holy books named the bibles that thus may read? Can I dual believe with the Catholic church so I can get rid of my sins?

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  • vegetahi
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    I can feel the demon tormenting me inside of my own skull now, quickly what am I to do?

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  • James Dewitt
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by thetruthhurts View Post
    I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

    The two styles are



    or



    If it is not in the Bible, it is not morally right. Is it so hard for even a simple minded person to understand?

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  • LOlolOLDevil
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    NO, I never get them, God has cleansed me of all demons.
    BUT! my mother has headaches sometimes does that mean she is possessed by demons or has done something wrong?

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  • Brother Alex
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by LOlolOLDevil View Post
    But sir don't all of us have headaches?
    Why would God torment his humble servants by giving them headaches? Do you have a headache? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

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  • James Dewitt
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by LOlolOLDevil View Post
    But sir don't all of us have headaches?

    NO, I never get them, God has cleansed me of all demons.

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  • thetruthhurts
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    Re: Hello, I wish to convert to Christianity

    Originally posted by vegetahi View Post
    I need more guidance of where to start going.

    I think what you have to do in order to believe in god according to this church is forget everything that people say is morally right. You have to hate anybody who is not white and christian. The next thing you have to do is pick out with robe you want to wear to services.

    The two styles are



    or

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