[James Dewitt]

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I meant that it is a religion like christianity is a religion.

Islame is a false religion and has nothing in common with Christianity. REPENT sinner!

[Jo Freddie]

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Islame is a false religion and has nothing in common with Christianity. REPENT sinner!

Islam, christianity - Cults of Elohim.
The work of false prophets.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Islam, christianity - Cults of Elohim.
The work of false prophets.

Jo Freddie

You admit that you are a enemy of God, but still I haven't seen any arguments that your stupid spaghetti-religion should have anything what so ever to offer.
I thought that you at least must have something interesting to tell us about you sinfull religion, but even though you have used plenty of space in here mocking Jesus, I haven't found a single phrase that makes me respect - or at least have some sympathy for your view on the creator.

"Luke 19:27 (King James Version) But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

I believe that it is my duty to know a little about enemies like you, so I bought your "bible" at a jumble sale and I must admit that I was not surprised to see that it was absolutely rubbish.



It seems like its full of italien recipies - it might be some kind of code, but I don't get it. Of course the spaghetti "bible" is burned by now.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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it might be some kind of code, but I don't get it. Of course the spaghetti "bible" is burned by now.

I am convinced that "spaghetti monster worship" is just code for homosexuality. I've been trying to get Jo to admit it, but he just tries to push his spaghetti monster in everybody's face.

[Jo Freddie]

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Jo Freddie

You admit that you are a enemy of God,

No, I love God

but still I haven't seen any arguments that your stupid spaghetti-religion should have anything what so ever to offer.

You have not been paying attention then.

I thought that you at least must have something interesting to tell us about you sinfull religion, but even though you have used plenty of space in here mocking Jesus, I haven't found a single phrase that makes me respect - or at least have some sympathy for your view on the creator.

Why do you hate Got so much?

Meaningless drivel from the KJV-CFT

I believe that it is my duty to know a little about enemies like you, so I bought your "bible" at a jumble sale and I must admit that I was not surprised to see that it was absolutely rubbish.

It seems like its full of italien recipies - it might be some kind of code, but I don't get it. Of course the spaghetti "bible" is burned by now.

That is because you bought a Recipe book NOT a religious text.

The Sermon on the Mall

7 “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Arrrgh!” Piraticus 13:7.
8 The Flying Spaghetti Monster‟s chosen people are pirates, and He made man in their image, but man has forsaken Him.
9 I see no shoulders with parrots perched on top, no eyes covered by eyepatches.
10 I see no hands replaced with hooks, no legs replaced with pegs.

11 Global warming is proof of the FSM‟s dissatisfaction with mankind.
12 Our Holy Graph shows us that as pirates have decreased in population over the years, killed by ninjas and other ne‟er-do-wells, global temperatures have increased.
13 Pirates are after all His chosen people and He‟s a little pissed off.

[Jo Freddie]

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I am convinced that "spaghetti monster worship" is just code for homosexuality. I've been trying to get Jo to admit it, but he just tries to push his spaghetti monster in everybody's face.

Do you see homosexuality in everything? That's usually the sign that you're a homer yourself.

Your are not comfortable with you life are you Bobby?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Your are not comfortable with you life are you Bobby?

There is a difference between seeing homosexuality in everything, and seeing it in the worship of a pile of moist noodly appendages.

[Lisa H]

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Basicly, Islam is a religion like Christianaty.

Christianity is about the Lord.
Islam is about committing Jihads.

[Sister Charli]

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Basicly, Islam is a religion like Christianaty.

How many Christians have you heard of who believe God will "reward" them for strapping explosives to their body, going to a gathering of innocent men, woman and children, and blowing themselves up.

[Lisa H]

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How many Christians have you heard of who believe God will "reward" them for strapping explosives to their body, going to a gathering of innocent men, woman and children, and blowing themselves up.

Sister Charli I am praying this proteastantguy is not planning to do a jihad. I suspect he is lusting after those virgins for his rewards.

[Sister Charli]

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I suspect he is lusting after those virgins for his rewards.

Is he British I wonder?

[Lisa H]

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Is he British I wonder?

He could be, judging by the username he chose. After seeing that picture he would be having some very lustful thoughts of his virgin reward.

[Moonworshipper]

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Is he British I wonder?

No, brother, I am most certainly not British.

I don't understand all this hostility. I wanted to jump in the church with both feet, but you lot don't seem to want me at all. How can I convince you that my love for the church is real?

[Lisa H]

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No, brother, I am most certainly not British.

I don't understand all this hostility. I wanted to jump in the church with both feet, but you lot don't seem to want me at all. How can I convince you that my love for the church is real?

How can we believe you that the love of Lord "is for real" when you cannot even tell Sister Charli is a female.

[Sister Charli]

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How can we believe you that the love of Lord "is for real" when you cannot even tell Sister Charli is a female.

You know what they say about too much masturbation making you go blind Sister Lisa.