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I am a twenty-year old male, gainfully employed and happened upon this forum after finding myself sickened and disgusted by the lies heaped upon the ignorant masses at the Catholic churches of which I had been attending for several years of my life. I have come looking for the real truth and hoping to find true salvation in the words of obviously Godly people such as yourselves.
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, pal. Please tell us about yourself.
How old are you? How many times have you been anally raped by papists "fathers?" What church do you attend now? Do you have any favorite Bible verses?
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I feel quite welcome, Pastor Ezekiel.
As I said, I'm 20 but I've been lucky. No anal rapings by those scum sucking hellbound homosexuals who dare to praise the Lord's name despite their own emminent damnation for me.
I would have to say my own personal favorite verse is Psalms 150:6: "Let everything that has breath praise the Lord." There's no excuse to not praise the Lord our God if you have two functioning lungs.Comment
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Welcome, friend! You may have found a home here. I look forward to learning what brought you to Jesus and to this forum.Originally posted by Man of Light View PostLeviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Welcome to the forum. You forget to say how many Soldiers for Christ you have and how long you have been married for.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Praise Jesus.Originally posted by Man of Light View Post
Welcome to God's favourite forum MoL.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Welcome Man of Light -
What an absolute pleasure to have a pleasant and gainfully employed ex Cathlick in our presence. I am also pleased to hear that you have escaped their clutches without experiencing any anal violation, this is a miracle in itself
Praise Jesus for his protection of you and for guiding you to God's favorite Ministry
2 Samuel 22:31
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The word of the LORD is proven;
He is a shield to all who trust in Him.Comment
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Hello ! I am a new member.
My name is Nicole and I like to say thanks to the site owner for this great site and all the members of this forum for sharing good and useful
information to all people. I found this forum quite informative as well interested, it is really great!
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Greetings Dear,Originally posted by nicoledc109 View Post
In the first place, not to be cruel, but you are NOT a member here. You may have noted your status as "unsaved trash" and your betters mean that sincerely.
Second, the "owner" of this site is GOD, all praise goes to Him.
Finally, your sincerity is questionable if you come, uninvited, to this site and spam the Brotherhood and Sisterhood with free viewing of barbaric Hollywood sin-ema.
Rethink your entire life before you return, please.Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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- 1 box small pasta shells
- 1 package SPAM® Classic, cubed
- 2 cans fruit cocktail, drained
- 1 can mandarin oranges, drained
- 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise
- 1 tablespoon paprika
- Salt and pepper, to taste
Directions
- Cook pasta shells according to package directions; drain. Cool.
- In skillet, fry SPAM® Classic; cool.
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You would have to spoil the thread with your spam pasta. You would have been better of pasting that in "Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women"Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostGenesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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I was not the first to bring Spam to this thread, so you can't accuse me of being the one to put the log on the tracks.Originally posted by Lisa H View PostPosted via Pasta
True Pastafarian™
May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!
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PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?Comment
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