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  • TravisDK
    Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 104
    #1

    Hello world!

    Just thought I'd introduce myself. Now that I've posted in one of your threads it would be the polite thing to do.

    I'm a 41 year old male currently living in Denmark (I know, I know.... and I agree). I have a god loving wife and five children.

    As I said in another post, I've only just recently been shown the right path (reading this forum was an important part of that process). And having endured a typical danish upbringing, including rape, physical and mental abuse and public healthcare, I haven't really attended any church. As a result of that I don't have any favorite bible verse. That means that you people can start with a clean slate and teach me the true word of our lord.

    As you can see english is not my native language. If anything is unclear please let me know and I'll try and rephrase it.
    Deuteronomy 2:7
    For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.
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    • Mrs. Rogers
      compassion personified
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2692
      #2
      Re: Hello world!

      Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
      I'm a 41 year old male currently living in Denmark (I know, I know.... and I agree). I have a god loving wife and five children.
      You have my sympathy regarding the Denmarkish matter, and my congratulations regarding your marrying a fertile lady. Glory! How many of your children are boys?

      As I said in another post, I've only just recently been shown the right path (reading this forum was an important part of that process). And having endured a typical danish upbringing, including rape, physical and mental abuse and public healthcare, I haven't really attended any church. As a result of that I don't have any favorite bible verse. That means that you people can start with a clean slate and teach me the true word of our lord.
      Here is an online KJV to get you started, until you buy your own.

      As you can see english is not my native language. If anything is unclear please let me know and I'll try and rephrase it.
      Your English is actually very good -- however, do begin capitalizing God, Jesus ... Jesus Christ, Lord, Christian, Baptist, Pastor, etc. All the important words, dear.
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • TravisDK
          Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 104
          #3
          Re: Hello world!

          Sadly I've only managed to produce one boy. I think that God has been punishing me for my lack of faith earlier in my life. But I will compensate for that by doing whatever necessary to raise my girls as perfect God fearing house wives.

          Thank you very much for the link... a true gem that will keep me warm during the long cold danish winter nights.

          Capitalizing already, see? Thank you for guidance there
          Deuteronomy 2:7
          For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070
              #4
              Re: Hello world!

              Welcome to the forums. I hope you will find your time here enjoyable and enlightening.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Warner S. Davidson
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 586
                  #5
                  Re: Hello world!

                  Welcome - Even though you are a Dane it doesn't seem like you are under the influence of Opium so we look forward to your contributions.

                  As Mrs. Rogers suggested start cleansing yourself of your backward Danish ways by reading the KJV1611 and enjoy being a part of God's favourite Ministry
                  2 Samuel 22:31

                  As for God, His way is perfect;
                  The word of the LORD is proven;
                  He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590
                      #6
                      Re: Hello world!

                      Welcome to God's favourite forum Travis.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                        • landoverlover
                          Also loves Jesus and America
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 828
                          #7
                          Re: Hello world!

                          Welcome! Perhaps for your next post you can find a favorite Bible verse to complete your fine introduction. I recommend reading the entire Bible first, else how will you know which is your favorite verse? (It should only take five or six years if properly done). You can download the entire KJV1611 Bible here:

                          The Authorized King James Version (KJV) of 1611, Pure Cambridge Edition
                          http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/thebible.htm
                          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                          King James Bible v1611

                          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                            • Sister Charli
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 1590
                              #8
                              Re: Hello world!

                              Travis,

                              You can sign up for Brother V's bible in a year here.

                              Great for those new to the Lord.
                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello world!

                                  Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mr. Foreigner.

                                  What is an "Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen?"
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • TravisDK
                                      Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Aug 2010
                                      • 104
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello world!

                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mr. Foreigner.

                                      What is an "Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen?"
                                      I thought it was something put there by a moderator or something???

                                      I have no idea how it got there
                                      Deuteronomy 2:7
                                      For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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                                        • TravisDK
                                          Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Aug 2010
                                          • 104
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello world!

                                          So is it possible for someone to tell me how it got there?
                                          Deuteronomy 2:7
                                          For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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                                            • Brother Temperance
                                              Senior Usher
                                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                              A very nice young man
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15621
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello world!

                                              Originally posted by TravisDK View Post
                                              I thought it was something put there by a moderator or something???

                                              I have no idea how it got there
                                              Does that word mean anything in any language? Do they have mods and rockers in backwards Scandinavia yet?
                                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                • BelieverInGod
                                                  Fourm Member
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 9269
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello world!

                                                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                  Does that word mean anything in any language? Do they have mods and rockers in backwards Scandinavia yet?
                                                  It means he's undercover resistance (thank you to my brother) I'm not sure what it means in this situation. Is it because he's a Christian in a God mocking land? Or is he here to sow disinformation among us?

                                                  Anyway, until we discover which way it is meant, I will forward a cautious hello.
                                                  Drama queen

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                                                    • TravisDK
                                                      Undercover Modstandsbevægelsen
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Aug 2010
                                                      • 104
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello world!

                                                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                                      It means he's undercover resistance (thank you to my brother) I'm not sure what it means in this situation. Is it because he's a Christian in a God mocking land? Or is he here to sow disinformation among us?

                                                      Anyway, until we discover which way it is meant, I will forward a cautious hello.
                                                      Yes it is indeed the danish word for the resistance movement during WWII, also known as la Résistance by the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

                                                      And I'm sorry to say I can't tell you which way it is meant as I didn't put it there.

                                                      Shouldn't be that difficult to figure out who did though. Who has access to changing that particular line of text and speaks the language of satan?

                                                      I'll pray to our Lord and Saviour that someone will step forward and shed some light...
                                                      Deuteronomy 2:7
                                                      For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.

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