[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover



Annie1 - Whatever you do, DO NOT click those links provided by Jo Freddie. He's an evil pirate trying to convince innocent and gullable beings to join him in his perverted pasta affairs.

Whenever you see him; RUN!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

Okay! I didn't know if there was a special test one had to pass or anything hehe so I figured it would be best to ask.

I should get back to my morning Bible study actually (if I slack off again my daddy is going to lock me in the prayer closet).

Thank you for the advise sir!

Some suggested reading for your prayer closet can be found here, here and here.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello Landover

Okay! I didn't know if there was a special test one had to pass or anything hehe so I figured it would be best to ask.

Life is the test, young flower.

2 Corinthians 5:10 (King James Version)
10For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.

I should get back to my morning Bible study actually (if I slack off again my daddy is going to lock me in the prayer closet).

It sounds like you should! Remember that however angry daddy gets his punishments/ beatings are given to protect you from straying into being a harlot/ lesbian/ fluffy-bunny Christian.
A girl of your age is at her most sensitive, and needs maximum possible care from strong male role models.

Thank you for the advise sir!

Very welcome.

[Annie1]

Re: Hello Landover

Okay! I didn't know if there was a special test one had to pass or anything hehe so I figured it would be best to ask.

I should get back to my morning Bible study actually (if I slack off again my daddy is going to lock me in the prayer closet).

Thank you for the advise sir!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello Landover

I have a question:

How do I get to be a proper forum member?

Do a little more Bible study, show yourself to be willing to submit and follow Jesus and you will be rewarded.

The good news for you young lady is I think you have what it takes! Just bide your time until God sorts out the paperwork.

[Annie1]

Re: Hello Landover

I have a question:

How do I get to be a proper forum member?

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello Landover

You seem nice, I hope we can be friends. I'd love to find more girls my age or a little older to be friends with, some of the girls in my church are nice but a few of them are short skirt wearing harlots

Do you live in Freehold too? What's it like!

Actually, I live San Jose. It's in California!

It's got lots of unsaved people, especially gays and lesbos and Mexicans!

I wish I could live in Freehold, but I live with my Mom and her "boyfriend" Stuart!

And I would NEVER wear a short skirt! Only sluts wear those, and they just do it so they can flash their panties to the boys and get them to "do it" with them!

I have to go to work now at the Pita Pit. Two of the other girls that work there are lezzies. They try and gross me out on purpose by talking about all the dykey stuff that they do, and you know what? It usually works and I get a stomach ache!


Tammi

[Annie1]

Re: Hello Landover

~Hi Annie!~

You are such a nice girl, and cute too .

I didn't mean that in a lezbo way, 'cus they're GROSS!!!

Anyways, it's good that your Daddy lets you post here, 'cuz it is just the BEST place to praise JESUS and be with real Christians!

If you have any questions about "girl stuff", you can always ask me 'cuz I was your age just a little while ago and still remember all that stuff.

I know it's like tooootalllly embarrassing sometimes to talk about that stuff, but Reverend Jim and Pastor Zeke taught me alot of stuff about "down there" and now I'm practically an expert on that embarrasssing stuff to do with lady parts!


Tammi

You seem nice, I hope we can be friends. I'd love to find more girls my age or a little older to be friends with, some of the girls in my church are nice but a few of them are short skirt wearing harlots

Do you live in Freehold too? What's it like!

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello Landover

~Hi Annie!~

You are such a nice girl, and cute too .

I didn't mean that in a lezbo way, 'cus they're GROSS!!!

Anyways, it's good that your Daddy lets you post here, 'cuz it is just the BEST place to praise JESUS and be with real Christians!

If you have any questions about "girl stuff", you can always ask me 'cuz I was your age just a little while ago and still remember all that stuff.

I know it's like tooootalllly embarrassing sometimes to talk about that stuff, but Reverend Jim and Pastor Zeke taught me alot of stuff about "down there" and now I'm practically an expert on that embarrasssing stuff to do with lady parts!


Tammi

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Hello Landover

Welcome Annie

How refreshing and what a delight it is to have a wholesome, well adjusted, Bible studying young lass here

Enjoy

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello Landover

Oh Sister Charli I am praying for strength for you!

Thank you young lady. I apologise for my inappropriate post last night. I was very emotional. Mourning time has now passed. It is time to rrejoice that Daddy is with Jesus.

Psalm 30:5 (King James Version)
weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

I am very impressed with your upbringing Annie.

You have a wonderful father who has your best interests at heart.

Praise Jesus. I am sure he will choose a good Christian man for you very soon.

[Annie1]

Re: Hello Landover

Oh that pie sounds so yummy Annie.

Bless your daddy. Bless your dad ..... <sob>

Sweetie. Make the most of every day you have with your father.

Oh Sister Charli I am praying for strength for you!

hello Annie.

Praise God that you have such a loving Christian family.

And that you love children.

I do love children! I wanted to be a teacher but my daddy told me that I will be a teacher when I homeschool my own children. I can't wait!

Welcome Annie. It warms the cockles of my heart to see such a fine upstanding white American such as yourself.
Oak Ridge is a wonderful place to go, my family spends a week in Knoxville every year.
You keep doing what you are doing, soon you'll be married off have little male soldiers for Christ, wont't that be grand?

It will be grand sir!

I am sorry, I wrote my posting in a fit of rage over how that creature was trying to say dirty things to the younger women on the board.

I meant that he would try to talk you into talking to him somewhere unsafe (like a chat room) and then try to find out where you lived so he could "date" you. What I said was only meant as a warning for you to beware, and a warning to him that he was being watched very closely by the men on this board.

Oh I see. I'm not allowed to 'date' mister Seth, daddy says that's what Godless heathens do. He will pick someone for me to marry

Welcome to our friendly forum!

How can watching birds be a hobby? Should you not be repairing damaged furniture, remove pet hairs and stains from carpets, clean up spills, clean your father's toilet every time he used it, remove stains from clothes, remove weird odors, clean the windows, fix the car, clean the face of the fireplace every day and remove candle wax from the carpet?

I do most of those things mister Cranky but daddy says fixing the car is man's work and I shouldn't go near any of his cars because I would break them. Little female minds don't understand how cars work.

I'm so glad we don't have carpets to remove candle wax from, our house is all hardwood

I get 2 hours of designated 'free' time a day, I like to hike and look at birds and flowers sometimes.

This is NOT a Scientology forum. Now, get out of here before you get yourself banned.

What is Scientology?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello Landover

Join the Amarrian holy fleets and the Emporer in her quest to rid our universe of the minmitar scum, together we can bring our universe one step closer to purification!

This is NOT a Scientology forum. Now, get out of here before you get yourself banned.

[Ulhass]

Re: Hello Landover

Join the Amarrian holy fleets and the Emporer in her quest to rid our universe of the minmitar scum, together we can bring our universe one step closer to purification!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover

Welcome to our friendly forum!

How can watching birds be a hobby? Should you not be repairing damaged furniture, remove pet hairs and stains from carpets, clean up spills, clean your father's toilet every time he used it, remove stains from clothes, remove weird odors, clean the windows, fix the car, clean the face of the fireplace every day and remove candle wax from the carpet?