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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: Hi there, everyone!

    Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
    Hello Magdalena.

    John, my 4 year old, loves Jesus and has been asked to be baptised. Obviously he is too young, but it is really cute when we go to baptisms and he tells others that his turn will come. We have a nice spot on the Hawkesbury river that we do full immersion baptisms.
    Seen any signs of the Hawkesbury river monster?
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    • Disciple Luke
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      • Aug 2010
      • 165

      #17
      Re: Hi there, everyone!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Seen any signs of the Hawkesbury river monster?
      If you are suggesting we have a Loch Ness type of monster in Australia then I think you must have pickled your brain with too much fermented pasta sauce.

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      • Warner S. Davidson
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        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 586

        #18
        Re: Hi there, everyone!

        Welcome Magdalena

        With a little help from our Good Pastors and Ladies of Landover I am sure that you will fit in here.

        What sort of pies do you bake and do you have any housekeeping tips to share? (This might attract the attention of a potential True Christian™ husband )
        2 Samuel 22:31

        As for God, His way is perfect;
        The word of the LORD is proven;
        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #19
          Re: Hi there, everyone!

          Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
          If you are suggesting we have a Loch Ness type of monster in Australia then I think you must have pickled your brain with too much fermented pasta sauce.
          It does sound very much like the same sort of myth as Nessie, I was just asking one who spends time close to the river if you had ever seen anything, same as I would ask someone who spent a lot of time near Loch Ness.

          Mr Gilroy, who has been searching for Sydney's beast since 1965, said he believed it was a plesiosaur from the Jurassic period.
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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #20
            Re: Hi there, everyone!

            Originally posted by Disciple Luke View Post
            If you are suggesting we have a Loch Ness type of monster in Australia then I think you must have pickled your brain with too much fermented pasta sauce.
            There have been reported sightings of the Yowie in the Hawkesbury river. So be careful
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #21
              Re: Hi there, everyone!

              Welcome to the forums Magdalena
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Disciple Luke
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                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 165

                #22
                Re: Hi there, everyone!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                There have been reported sightings of the Yowie in the Hawkesbury river. So be careful
                I don't believe any of it. I think it is used as a tourism draw card.

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