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  • Regina Ethel
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Greetings!

    I'm Regina Ethel Parker and I'd just be delighted to join your churching community.
    I'm not sure what introduction I'm supposed to give here, so I'd appreciate it if someone helped me out!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Tell us about your church, yourself, and your family.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Regina Ethel
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Understood, Pastor.

      I'm 18 and from Kansas, I don't have much to say about family except for that my father left my heathen mother when I was rather young. I'm delighted that he removed himself from her evils but he only saw fit to bring my brothers with him and left me to be raised by a she-devil.

      Nevertheless, I've left my un-Godly mother and have ventured here.

      I played the horrid game, "Runescape" but am now a recovering addictee.

      My favorite verse (or VERSES, I should say) are Psalms 127:3-5.

      This looks like a Godly forum and I hope only to enhance it!

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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Psalm 127:3-5
        Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
        As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
        Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.


        That is indeed a beautiful verse of Scripture, and it is also one of my favorites. God has blessed me with five sons, and we recently conceived our sixth.


        I think you would probably find the resources available at the QuiverFull website to be useful.


        Have you borne your husband any Soldiers for Christ?
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • Regina Ethel
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Unfortunately, I have yet to be blessed with a husband.

          Since my father has not had contact with me since I was young and I left me with no brothers, I had no male to ask permission to.

          But when I am wed, I would love to have several children!

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          • Warner S. Davidson
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 586

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Welcome Regina Ethel

            Yet another young virtuous lass has been sent to us by Jesus to be fulfilled by the good Pastors by becoming a True Christian(tm) lady.

            We are awash with with new young ladies who will hopefully produce soldiers for Christ

            Praise Jesus
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • Regina Ethel
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2010
              • 4

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              And I do hope I'm well on my way to becoming a True Christian™ lady!

              Now I must ask, am I permitted to post in the "Single Christains" forum or must I wait until I advance a little further in the Church?

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              • Jedediah
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Fisher of Men
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 6824

                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by Regina Ethel View Post
                And I do hope I'm well on my way to becoming a True Christian™ lady!

                Now I must ask, am I permitted to post in the "Single Christains" forum or must I wait until I advance a little further in the Church?
                I would advise you to check with your Pastor. Since your father is out of the picture, you should always seek guidance from your Pastor in these matters.
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Colin Cameron
                  Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 69

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by Regina Ethel View Post
                  I'm Regina Ethel Parker and I'd just be delighted to join your churching community.
                  I'm not sure what introduction I'm supposed to give here, so I'd appreciate it if someone helped me out!
                  Welcome Regina, and I hope you find this forum as wonderful as I have. I can safely say (or write perhaps ) that with the guidance of the Pastors and above all the word of our Lord, we can both lead to a Heaven bound path.

                  YIC

                  Colin

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                  • WinnerNotSinner
                    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 951

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Regina Ethel View Post
                    And I do hope I'm well on my way to becoming a True Christian™ lady!

                    Now I must ask, am I permitted to post in the "Single Christains" forum or must I wait until I advance a little further in the Church?
                    I think finding a good husband should be a priority for you, otherwise you are pretty much useless in the eyes of God. Of course as Jebediah says, your Pastors opinion is paramount and if he says you are not Christian™ enough then you should focus more on Bible study until you are .

                    Do you have a picture of yourself? I always love to put a name to a face and you should upload an avatar speedily.
                    6
                    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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