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  • Reila*
    *A little bit on the broken side
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    • Aug 2010
    • 16

    #1

    Intro

    Hello,
    My name is Reila (pronounced like rayla), and I'm 21 years old. I recently graduated from the Marvel college of hair design and aesthetics and curently work part time as a hair stylist and part time as a make up artist. I also write and play music in my spare time.
    I was raised by atheist parents, but always felt like something was missing from my life. My mother has recently decided that the Pagan path is right for her, and my father died 3 years ago (suicide, I miss my daddy dearly). I feel like I need to find the right path for me, and I was hoping you lovely folks would help me to do that.
    Hope thats enough for an intro, if you want to know anything else just ask.

    --Reila
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
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    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Intro

    Paganism?

    The "religion" Gerald Gardner made up to fornicate with women.


    Behold your god.
    Last edited by Levi Jones; 08-15-2010, 06:04 AM. Reason: 4th edit a charm?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Reila*
      *A little bit on the broken side
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      • Aug 2010
      • 16

      #3
      Re: Intro

      That is my mother, she decided to become a Pagan after I moved away to live on my own

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Intro

        Originally posted by Reila* View Post
        That is my mother, she decided to become a Pagan after I moved away to live on my own
        It looks like you got here just in time. You might have ended up barking at the moon and dancing around a fire with your mammaries hanging out.

        Have you read the Bible yet? Do you have a favorite verse?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • landoverlover
          Also loves Jesus and America
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2010
          • 828

          #5
          Re: Intro

          Originally posted by Reila* View Post
          Hello,
          My name is Reila (pronounced like rayla), and I'm 21 years old. I recently graduated from the Marvel college of hair design and aesthetics and curently work part time as a hair stylist and part time as a make up artist. I also write and play music in my spare time.
          I was raised by atheist parents, but always felt like something was missing from my life. My mother has recently decided that the Pagan path is right for her, and my father died 3 years ago (suicide, I miss my daddy dearly). I feel like I need to find the right path for me, and I was hoping you lovely folks would help me to do that.
          Hope thats enough for an intro, if you want to know anything else just ask.

          --Reila
          Dear Rayon,

          Have you gotten down on your knees and used your mouth to cause the Lord to come into your head - and heart - and life?

          You need to immediately get a King James Bible, 1611 version, and begin reading the Word. It is only through knowing what God expects, and following His commandments EXACTLY, that you can redeem your soul.

          Are you married? Do you have your husband's permission to visit this Web site? (This is necessary....)

          Do you understand you will have to cut all ties to your mother? Jesus said that HE will be your family, and you must choose between His righteousness, or the earthly, temporary, bonds of hell-bound relatives.

          This is a lot to consider, but the rewards of eternity in Heaven doing the likes of Pat Nixon's hair, versus hot curling irons inserted in every orifice forever is pretty clear.
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • Reila*
            *A little bit on the broken side
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            • Aug 2010
            • 16

            #6
            Re: Intro

            I don't really have a lot of time to read the bible, I work 2 jobs. I don't even have time to get new strings for my guitar, and I broke both the A-string and the G-string over a month ago. I don't really want to never see my mother again, with my father dead, she is the only parent I have. I am not married, and I don't want to get married just yet, I want to focus on building my career, and I have found that men are not interested in me once they find out that, due to a medical condition, I am unable to have children.

            oh and landoverlover, my name is Reila

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            • Warner S. Davidson
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              • Jun 2010
              • 586

              #7
              Re: Intro

              Originally posted by Reila* View Post
              I don't really have a lot of time to read the bible, I work 2 jobs. I don't even have time to get new strings for my guitar, and I broke both the A-string and the G-string over a month ago. I don't really want to never see my mother again, with my father dead, she is the only parent I have. I am not married, and I don't want to get married just yet, I want to focus on building my career, and I have found that men are not interested in me once they find out that, due to a medical condition, I am unable to have children.

              oh and landoverlover, my name is Reila
              Welcome Reela -

              How very sad that you don't have the time to read the KJV1611 and give yourself the chance to be Saved(tm) -

              And your medical condition is also concerning but it is obvious that you a have a wasted barren womb because you haven't found Jesus, so with this in mind don't expect any sympathy from me

              Effectively this makes you a dirty, worthless, Syphillis ridden and Godless trollop and with those credentials you are really only suitable to have a career to providing $25 sexual favours for Darkie waterside workers

              You need to find Jesus - I will pray for you
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • landoverlover
                Also loves Jesus and America
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2010
                • 828

                #8
                Re: Intro

                Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                I don't really have a lot of time to read the bible, I work 2 jobs. I don't even have time to get new strings for my guitar, and I broke both the A-string and the G-string over a month ago. I don't really want to never see my mother again, with my father dead, she is the only parent I have. I am not married, and I don't want to get married just yet, I want to focus on building my career, and I have found that men are not interested in me once they find out that, due to a medical condition, I am unable to have children.

                oh and landoverlover, my name is Reila
                Dear Reila,

                I think it's time for a little tough-love. Please accept this in the spirit which it is intended.

                You seem to think you can work Jesus into your schedule, like a holy hair appointment book, and if there isn't an opening for Him, then He can take a number. You must make time for Jesus FIRST, then all the rest will fall into place.

                You don't want to do THIS, waaah, you don't have time for THAT, whaaa....your career, your mother-problems, your hippie guitar strings, they all seem to come before the Lord in your life. This is what God has to say about your worry and barriers about guitar strings, sexy underwear G-strings, your career, and blah blah blah:


                Matthew 6:


                25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

                26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

                27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?

                28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

                29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

                30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, [shall he] not much more [clothe] you, O ye of little faith?

                31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?

                32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek, for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

                33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

                34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day [is] the evil thereof.
                Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                King James Bible v1611

                Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Intro

                  Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                  I don't really have a lot of time to read the bible, I work 2 jobs.
                  Why would you do that?

                  Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                  I don't really want to never see my mother again, with my father dead, she is the only parent I have.
                  That's a good attitude to have for becoming a Christian.

                  Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                  Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                  I am not married, and I don't want to get married just yet, I want to focus on building my career, and
                  You seem like a bit of a feminazi. You should be married making sandwiches, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and pleasing your man.

                  Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                  I have found that men are not interested in me once they find out that, due to a medical condition, I am unable to have children.
                  I can't decide if God is cursing or blessing your womb.

                  Luke 23:29 For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.


                  1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                  Tough call..
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Reila*
                    *A little bit on the broken side
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Intro

                    I was born with a serious medical condition, and one consequence of it is that I have always been unable to have children. Apparently there is a family predisposition for it.
                    With the number of men in this world that are complete creeps, I am honestly scared to date. I'm hardly a strong person, only 5'4" and 105lbs, any man could easily over power me. I'm quite happy to be working as a hairstylist and make up artist, it's good money and there is always an opportunity to meet interesting people, though I would have liked to work in music and I'm a very good guitarist.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                      • Dec 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: Intro

                      Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                      I am honestly scared to date.
                      So you should be. Without a father to find a good True Christian(tm) man for you, what you should be doing is contacting a local Baptist pastor in your area who can find a decent single man within his congregation who is willing to wed damaged goods like you (no insult intended, I was damaged goods too before Christ fixed me up).
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                      • Flatty10
                        Unsaved trash, Papist dog
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Re: Intro

                        If your really looking to find some truth or faith, or fill that gap you were talking about. I think it would be a good idea to stay away from these forums.

                        There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, and you are not damaged goods.
                        Do not give up ties with your family, embrace it, love each other and support each other through these difficult times.

                        Pray as often as you can, even for just a minute if this is new to, its something you can develop and come to learn to love.

                        Will be praying for you
                        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                        • Brother Alex
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                          • Feb 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Intro

                          Originally posted by Reila* View Post
                          I was born with a serious medical condition, and one consequence of it is that I have always been unable to have children. Apparently there is a family predisposition for it.
                          Dear Reila,

                          There is a cure for all illnesses. It's called prayer.

                          You see, all diseases and medical conditions are caused by demonic possessions. If you only accept Jesus and pray for a cure He WILL cast those demons out and heal your illness just as He healed the possessed woman in Luke 13:11-12:
                          And, behold, there was a woman which had a spirit of infirmity eighteen years, and was bowed together, and could in no wise lift up herself. And when Jesus saw her, he called her to him, and said unto her, Woman, thou art loosed from thine infirmity.
                          If you accept Jesus and follow His entire word (James 2:10) you will be greatly rewarded. If, however, you choose not to follow His word you will be sent straight on a pathway to hell.
                          Mark 16:16: He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
                          Bear this warning in mind and choose wisely.

                          YIC,
                          Alex
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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
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                            • Jul 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Intro

                            Originally posted by Flatty10 View Post
                            If your really looking to find some truth or faith, or fill that gap you were talking about. I think it would be a good idea to stay away from these forums.
                            Why would she stay away from here? We are the only people who preach the whole Bible.

                            Originally posted by Flatty10 View Post
                            There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, and you are not damaged goods.
                            Since you are an expert on the Bible, I guess you have settled this for me. Luke over Paul, right?

                            Luke 23:29 For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.

                            1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

                            Originally posted by Flatty10 View Post
                            Do not give up ties with your family, embrace it, love each other and support each other through these difficult times.
                            Why would she do that? I know she should honor her mother and father, but her mother is a non-believer attempting to seduce her from the one true God. God

                            Deuteronomy 13

                            6If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                            8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
                            9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.



                            13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
                            14 Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;
                            15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.

                            This is reiterated by Paul in 2 Corinthians when he writes.

                            14Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                            15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

                            Many false Christians have taken this to mean only in the context of marriage, but its Old Testament source is unimpeachable.

                            This is further reinforced in 2 John when he writes.

                            10If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
                            11For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.


                            Originally posted by Flatty10 View Post
                            Pray as often as you can, even for just a minute if this is new to, its something you can develop and come to learn to love.

                            Will be praying for you
                            I will be praying for you too, friend. You immortal soul is in great peril.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Flatty10
                              Unsaved trash, Papist dog
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 37

                              #15
                              Re: Intro

                              I am no expert in Scripture, but i have a pretty good image of Christs' message

                              there is no contradiction with Luke and Paul, she is a woman. Woman is created in the image and likeness of God, just because she cannot bare children does not make her less of a person than anyone else, or even put her close to the lines of being broken? She does not need a man in her life for her to be treated fairly and with respect.

                              Yes obviously love and honour your parents, but im sure she shouldn't kill her which sounds like what your implying? If there is a disagreement with their Faith, completely abandoning one another isn't going to solve anything. It will most likely break them apart further, and take them both further from God.

                              What authority does this place have to say what the Scriptures mean?

                              What makes you think my soul is in great peril?
                              John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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