Good Afternoon!

[Oh Herro!]

Hello to you all!

I am a repentant sinner looking for the light, and I have come here in search of guidance. Christened a Catholic, I had unknowingly lived in darkness for almost two score years before I had a vision and saw my path was not the correct one.

Unfortunately my vision, while perfectly clear in informing me of the error of my ways, did not tell me what path to choose. I have a dutiful wife and seven hearty sons. We live a simple life on our pig farm, tenderly raising our livestock each year for the autumn slaughter and pig-barrelling. I have, I feel, two paths to choose from.

I must admit that the faith of Allah appeals to me, with its uncomplicated line towards homosexuals, deviants and women (I do try to keep my missus in line), but the Baptist church would allow me to maintain my p-nis in one shape (and that of my seven hale and burly boys) and continue to work on my family farm, raising the delectable swine.

I come here asking for your advice; what should I do?

Many thanks,

Luc

[Tinufiel]

Re: Good Afternoon!

I'm glad to see a fellow ex-catholic here, but I'm unsure about the second part of your introduction. Surely the Islam can't be an attractive faith for you?

[Lisa H]

Re: Good Afternoon!

Hello to you all!

I am a repentant sinner looking for the light, and I have come here in search of guidance. Christened a Catholic, I had unknowingly lived in darkness for almost two score years before I had a vision and saw my path was not the correct one.

Unfortunately my vision, while perfectly clear in informing me of the error of my ways, did not tell me what path to choose. I have a dutiful wife and seven hearty sons. We live a simple life on our pig farm, tenderly raising our livestock each year for the autumn slaughter and pig-barrelling. I have, I feel, two paths to choose from.

I must admit that the faith of Allah appeals to me, with its uncomplicated line towards homosexuals, deviants and women (I do try to keep my missus in line), but the Baptist church would allow me to maintain my p-nis in one shape (and that of my seven hale and burly boys) and continue to work on my family farm, raising the delectable swine.

I come here asking for your advice; what should I do?

Many thanks,

Luc

Why would you want to become a terrorist.

[Oh Herro!]

Re: Good Afternoon!

I'm glad to see a fellow ex-catholic here, but I'm unsure about the second part of your introduction. Surely the Islam can't be an attractive faith for you?

Well losing part of my pen-s is obviously a down side. But the good old fashioned line they have towards homosexuals and other weirdos is very attractive.

Why would you want to become a terrorist.

I don't believe in Terrorism. I do quite like the idea of 25 virgins waiting for me in the Islam heaven though, but not enough to don an explosive vest. But I need advice. Can you give me any?

[Lisa H]

Re: Good Afternoon!

I don't believe in Terrorism. I do quite like the idea of 25 virgins waiting for me in the Islam heaven though, but not enough to don an explosive vest. But I need advice. Can you give me any?

So you really don't wont to become a Muslim. How do you know it will be 25 virgins, the receiving quantity of virgins is unknown. Has a Muslim cleric already promised you a set number of virgins.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Good Afternoon!

I don't understand why you think us Baptists and Muslims are any different when it comes towards homosexuals, deviants, and women. Even though they are hellbound Godmockers, the Islamists and us actually do agree on these things. Why do you think they are superior to our teachings?

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Good Afternoon!

I don't believe in Terrorism. I do quite like the idea of 25 virgins waiting for me in the Islam heaven though, but not enough to don an explosive vest. But I need advice. Can you give me any?

You tell us you have seven sons and are unsure what path to follow. Have you thought about the consequences of this decision on your boys? Do you want your children to become suicide bombers?

John 3:16 (King James Version)
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

The choice is yours O.H. But you have taken the time to register on a True Christian™ forum. Have you done likewize on an Islamic forum?