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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Oh, so that's how we were supposed to do it? Where can I get a plaster statue of Pastor Ezekiel and a set of votive candles?
    I have one that he gave me as a, errr, gift. It's very, um, Greek..

    You'll certainly never catch me prostrate in front of it, though.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    We do not pray to her in the sense that we pray to God. I would not use the term "pray" at all, and I have tonight emailed the Vatican advising this to be changed so that rednecks can understand how the one true church praises Jesus.
    Oh, so you're going to convince the Roman institution that their own interpretation of their own doctrines, as set forth in their own catechism, is wrong and that you're the only one who actually understands their religion? Have fun.

    On the other hand, since you've admitted that the Roman institution has gotten it wrong at least once, maybe you'll stop to think about what else it's gotten wrong. There may be hope for you yet.

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Uh, anyone here praying to Pastor Zeke? No? Didn't think so.
    Oh, so that's how we were supposed to do it? Where can I get a plaster statue of Pastor Ezekiel and a set of votive candles?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Hi there friends

    I am sure Brian (or is Brain-Dead) here thinks wikipedia is 'gospel' too!

    Brian according to Wiki:
    Attached Files

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    You can quote words at me all you like, but I am TELLING you what they MEAN.
    Sorry, I'm going to keep using dictionaries, instead of some LIAR on the interwebz.

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    Catholic ask the Blessed Virgin and the saints to intercede for them before Jesus, just as you guys ask your pastor to do.
    Uh, anyone here praying to Pastor Zeke? No? Didn't think so.

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    ...and I have tonight emailed the Vatican advising this to be changed...
    Yeah, GFL with that.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Well Brian, that makes sense. If the pope had the words in the catlick 'Bible' wrong, of course catlick rednecks will have a hard time understanding it. Thank goodness at least one catlick (that is you, Brian the liar) knows the true meaning.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    You can quote words at me all you like, but I am TELLING you what they MEAN.

    Catholic ask the Blessed Virgin and the saints to intercede for them before Jesus, just as you guys ask your pastor to do.

    We do not pray to her in the sense that we pray to God. I would not use the term "pray" at all, and I have tonight emailed the Vatican advising this to be changed so that rednecks can understand how the one true church praises Jesus.
    Then why does the catechism from your own church website say that you pray to her?

    Between that and the none of Jesus' disciples were married howler, you are not making a very good case for cataholism.

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  • The Cantabrian
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    You can quote words at me all you like, but I am TELLING you what they MEAN.

    Catholic ask the Blessed Virgin and the saints to intercede for them before Jesus, just as you guys ask your pastor to do.

    We do not pray to her in the sense that we pray to God. I would not use the term "pray" at all, and I have tonight emailed the Vatican advising this to be changed so that rednecks can understand how the one true church praises Jesus.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    You plainly don't understand your own religion. The upside is that you'll have that much less to unlearn when you convert to True Christianity™.
    Pastor, you have such a wonderful way with words.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    Sorry, but you are mistranslating it. No catholic prays to Mary.
    You plainly don't understand your own religion. The upside is that you'll have that much less to unlearn when you convert to True Christianity™.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Hi there friends

    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    Sorry, but you are mistranslating it. No catholic prays to Mary.
    See, this goes back to the beginning of this thread, This papist only reads what he wants and blindly ignores the rest, Exactly what the catlick Church does when one of its' 'inner circle' rapes a child, they stick their fingers in their ears and go "lalalalalala".

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by The Cantabrian View Post
    Sorry, but you are mistranslating it. No catholic prays to Mary.
    How exactly is he mistranslating something that is written on the Vatican's own website? Did you check the link?

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  • The Cantabrian
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    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    From your own catechism:

    2675 Beginning with Mary's unique cooperation with the working of the Holy Spirit, the Churches developed their prayer to the holy Mother of God, centering it on the person of Christ manifested in his mysteries. In countless hymns and antiphons expressing this prayer, two movements usually alternate with one another: the first "magnifies" the Lord for the "great things" he did for his lowly servant and through her for all human beings29 the second entrusts the supplications and praises of the children of God to the Mother of Jesus, because she now knows the humanity which, in her, the Son of God espoused.

    2676 This twofold movement of prayer to Mary has found a privileged expression in the Ave Maria:
    (blasphemous "Hail Mary" prayer snipped)

    2679 Mary is the perfect Orans (pray-er), a figure of the Church. When we pray to her, we are adhering with her to the plan of the Father, who sends his Son to save all men. Like the beloved disciple we welcome Jesus' mother into our homes,39 for she has become the mother of all the living. We can pray with and to her. The prayer of the Church is sustained by the prayer of Mary and united with it in hope.40

    Either the people who wrote the Roman institution's catechism weren't true Catholics, or you need a refresher course in your own religion.
    Sorry, but you are mistranslating it. No catholic prays to Mary.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by Martha Whinippley View Post
    how can you be so judgemental just cause hes catholic dont mean hes gay or a cheater, sick man
    I believe we were merely showing him the error of his pedophilic supporting ways using the Bible and the catechism.

    Who are you? Did satan send you here to defend this papist? Have you introduced yourself yet?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    We can pray with and to her.
    Oh my, Pastor Peters. I believe that would be check and mate.

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  • Martha Whinippley
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    how can you be so judgemental just cause hes catholic dont mean hes gay or a cheater, sick man

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