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  • Casperc
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Hi Everyone

    Hi forum

    I'm a 30 year old believer from the city of Frisco in the state of Texas.

    I came upon the great power of god and his son Jesus, when my sister had been in a car accident. Her state was very critical, and we all prayed to The Lord that she would someday get on her feet again, and share her love with us, that she always used to.

    We tried everything, and ended up contacting a priest to pray for her.
    In few weeks, she started to get better, and i was convinced.

    Never have i felt that much love towards The Lord and his son jesus, when my sister got back on her feet again for the first time last year.

    Lord, i am thankful for what you have given me.

    I am looking forward to share times with you, here on the forum.

    Praise The Lord
  • landoverlover
    Also loves Jesus and America
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2010
    • 828

    #2
    Re: Hi Everyone

    Originally posted by Casperc View Post
    Hi forum

    I'm a 30 year old believer from the city of Frisco in the state of Texas.

    I came upon the great power of god and his son Jesus, when my sister had been in a car accident. Her state was very critical, and we all prayed to The Lord that she would someday get on her feet again, and share her love with us, that she always used to.

    We tried everything, and ended up contacting a priest to pray for her.
    In few weeks, she started to get better, and i was convinced.

    Never have i felt that much love towards The Lord and his son jesus, when my sister got back on her feet again for the first time last year.

    Lord, i am thankful for what you have given me.

    I am looking forward to share times with you, here on the forum.

    Praise The Lord
    So you think a heathen Mackerel-Snapper can get the Lord to change the laws of the universe for a single penitent, confessedly unworthy? Heck, you can do that yourself. Why hire out for a middle-man? I suppose you made a nice donation to the Catlicks while you were at it.

    Tell you what. If you want the Catlick boy-lover to prove his mettle, do this: Have him visit his local VA hospital, children's hospital, or, heck, wait on the police scanner for another really bad accident, and have him go to work. There are plenty of limbs that need to be re-growed. A pancreas that needs to reappear. A colostomy bag that needs to disappear.

    Impress me.

    ps, Anyone from "Frisco" is suspect, Texas or no Texas.
    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



    King James Bible v1611

    Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: Hi Everyone

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: Hi Everyone

        When I was in the service my drill instructor said "The only things from Texas is steers and queers."

        Since you can use a keyboard I'm guessing you don't have horns. That just leaves..........



        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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