[landoverlover]

Re: Good Evening

Now that his blessed 300 seconds of virtuous patience are up, I am trying to say that I would like to entertain you all. It is my purpose on this life - to bring joy to those who are obviously better suited for amenities such as the internet than myself.

You could turn into Fat Albert and die of a massive coronary due to morbid obesity...that might work. Did doing all that cocaine make your nose so big?

[Bill Cosby]

Re: Good Evening

You could turn into Fat Albert and die of a massive coronary due to morbid obesity...that might work. Did doing all that cocaine make your nose so big?

no, unfortunately, i was born with that distinguishing trait.

I also apologize for authorizing the remake of Fat Albert. I needed the money because welfare will only pay for so much. We all make mistakes, but long for forgiveness.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Good Evening

Tell me 'Bill', ever heard of Cottman Ave.?

[Bill Cosby]

Re: Good Evening

Of course James. Would you be talking about the Cottman Ave. in Philadelphia, PA?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Good Evening

Yes, I would.

What does Cottman Ave. mean to you?

[Bill Cosby]

Re: Good Evening

There is a Fashion Bug on Cottman Ave that I have frequented several times.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Good Evening

Interstng. No other reason, 'Bill'?
I have to tell you, I lived there for a while, when I got married to my first wife, R.I.P. I know of the significance of Cottman to you. As others have stated, they feel you are pulling their leg. So far, based on what you've said, I beleive they are right. Honesty is the best policy, 'Bill'.

[Bill Cosby]

Re: Good Evening

Alzheimers is frequent in people of my age, so if you can help me remember why it's of such significance to me, God would smile upon your generosity.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Good Evening

'Bill', You live there. I was your neighbor. I used to party with you and the famiily.

Sorry, but your lies caught up with you.

One more chance at repemtion, God insists. Who are Ed and Alice? Here is a hint - The 'Windmill'.

[Bill Cosby]

Re: Good Evening

No James, I regret to inform you that you never, in fact, "partied" with my family and I.

That's not to say you aren't a fine upstanding individual, but that never happened. You must be confusing me with another older African American comedian who you had jolly times with. If you would care to provide photographic evidence, maybe this old brain will be refreshed, but until then, i'm sorry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Evening

No James, I regret to inform you that you never, in fact, "partied" with my family and I.

That's not to say you aren't a fine upstanding individual, but that never happened. You must be confusing me with another older African American comedian who you had jolly times with. If you would care to provide photographic evidence, maybe this old brain will be refreshed, but until then, i'm sorry.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not your personal playpen.

[Bill Cosby]

Re: Good Evening

is this life not God's playpen? Are we all not struggling to climb out of the playpen and into his arms?

Screen name aside, i can tell you with all certainty, that is what I am in fact trying to do. And to be completely honest - I learned in my youth that Baptist churches are the only I will ever attend, after being forced to attend others - hence my joining this board today.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Good Evening

No James, I regret to inform you that you never, in fact, "partied" with my family and I.

That's not to say you aren't a fine upstanding individual, but that never happened. You must be confusing me with another older African American comedian who you had jolly times with. If you would care to provide photographic evidence, maybe this old brain will be refreshed, but until then, i'm sorry.

Such a liar.

Remember Charlie Biddle? Where was his place in relation to yours? What view did he have from the billiards room? How does Charlie pay for the maintenance on the place?
Remember when you were a bit inebriated and you put a wheel on the little bridge on your driveway? Was it the right or the left wheel? The belgian block was still missing last year when I was visiting. I still say the bridge was cheesy but I was able to catch air on my motorcycle.

See 'Bill', I know the real Bill. I met him the first time in NYC in th early 80's then coincidently moved right next door in the winter of '89 and lived there till '95. Bill was not always there but the rest of the family and some of the moochers were.

He was one of the first to go through the Landover Ex-Nigra program. At times, he almost spoke like a real person, it was an impressive thing to behold.