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  • BloodyDeliverance
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    • Aug 2010
    • 8
    #1

    BloodyDeliverance Intro

    Hello, my name is Bloody, named after my very own Grandmother, Bloody T. McCormick, who single handedly burned down the devil worshiping Protestant Denomination in Radcliff Kentucky in 1942.

    I run a birthing center for unsaved juvenilles disguised as an abortion clinic in Waco TX. But don't let the name fool you, we see to it that them children is born like the good Lord intended and true to my name we do not treat complications due to bleeding, we leave that to the real doctor,.. GOD.

    Like the crafty Christian I am, I know simply bombing abortion clinics is not enough these days and we as good Christian brothers and sisters have to work ever angle to save these children from the hell for unborn babies.
    After a long hard day of Christian work I love to watch my ministries with a healthy portion of the blood and body of Christ.
    -Advocate of the Blood and Body of Christ Diet™
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: BloodyDeliverance Intro

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend? What are your favorite scriptures? Tell us about yourself, your wife, your job, etc.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Lydia
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 36
          #3
          Re: BloodyDeliverance Intro

          "Bloody deliverance" Sounds filthy to me.

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            • BloodyDeliverance
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              • Aug 2010
              • 8
              #4
              Re: BloodyDeliverance Intro

              A filthy name for a filthy birthing center for filthy unwed mothers.

              No one said it looked good on paper but it fits.
              After a long hard day of Christian work I love to watch my ministries with a healthy portion of the blood and body of Christ.
              -Advocate of the Blood and Body of Christ Diet™

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                • BloodyDeliverance
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: BloodyDeliverance Intro

                  I am proud to say my wed name is Bloody Graham but for legal reasons I typically go by Jane Do, from Korea. Posing as a Korean gives me automatic street cred as a do the Lord's work of bringing unloved babies into the world and I am happy to say I thought of it myself.
                  After a long hard day of Christian work I love to watch my ministries with a healthy portion of the blood and body of Christ.
                  -Advocate of the Blood and Body of Christ Diet™

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930
                      #6
                      Re: BloodyDeliverance Intro

                      Originally posted by Lydia View Post
                      "Bloody deliverance" Sounds filthy to me.

                      I agree with you in principle, but after consulting the scriptures, I believe we should give this lad a chance.

                      Revelation 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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