Just a quick little intro:

[William M. Hollins]

The name's William. I was born August 24, 1980. I work for an insurance agency (repetitive work, but it's honest work) and I'm praying that I'll find a new job that I like. My favorite Bible verse is Isaiah 1:18 (in my signature). I use to vote Democrat (until Obama ran, then I switched to Republican)
Any questions? Just ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum.

An introduction isn't really a question and answer session. Please tells us about yourself, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi William, may I call you Will? Great!

Well William, it is nice to have you here. I look forward to hearing about your family. How many sons have you? Perhaps my favorite part of meeting a new person to Landover is hearing their story of redemption. So many have had utterly depraved lives before they let God give them a bear hug and slather them with His Love. I bet your story is particular horrifying. Do not skip any details now.


YIC
JH

[William M. Hollins]

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Well, I come from a Catholic family, but my family hardly ever went to church except for Christmas, Easter, weddings, and funerals. I'm not even sure of the name of the priest of my family's church. I haven't been since I graduated high school. (I always fell asleep during the few services a year my family went to anyway)
I've been to many churches since then, but I haven't gone for the past 5 years and I'm interested in starting again, preferably at a church with actual faith.
I'm unmarried but I am looking for a nice Christian lady to be with.
Any more questions? Just ask.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Welcome William

I Praise Jesus for sending you to us to be Saved™ .

We have been encountering untold numbers of worthless unsaved trash in here lately so your arrival is both refreshing and encouraging

I note that your were once a dirty Cathlyk so I do hope that you were not raped / sodomized too many times

But alas none of that matters now as your are at God's favorite Ministry

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Welcome indeed, William.

It's always a great thing to see ex-Papists finding God and Landover. I hope that Jesus is healing your physical, emotional and spiritual scars.

If you wish to unburden yourself to us about the horrible abuse you've suffered at the hands of the kiddie-fiddlers, don't hold back. We've heard it all.

[landoverlover]

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Willy, welcome. Because you're an insurance man, maybe you can answer a question for me, something I've always wondered about.

Since God says that he knows what we need before we ask; that he will give anything, repeat ANYTHING, that we pray for; why do we need insurance? (Except, of course, that which is required by law, as we are commanded to obey civil authority). I don't have health insurance or fire insurance because it would show a lack of faith in God. Aren't you actually selling sin? I place my faith in the Lord, and pray that His will be done. If that includes my house burning down, with me in it, then so be it. He may have a purpose that He chooses not to share, or is testing me like He did Job.

Thank you.

[Deaner]

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. I'm not even sure of the name of the priest of my family's church. I haven't been since I graduated high school. (I always fell asleep during the few services a year my family went to anyway)

Weren't you ever afraid of the other male parishoners trying to touch your weiner when you were asleep? Did you ever talk to any statues?

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Willy, welcome. Because you're an insurance man, maybe you can answer a question for me, something I've always wondered about.

Since God says that he knows what we need before we ask; that he will give anything, repeat ANYTHING, that we pray for; why do we need insurance? (Except, of course, that which is required by law, as we are commanded to obey civil authority). I don't have health insurance or fire insurance because it would show a lack of faith in God. Aren't you actually selling sin? I place my faith in the Lord, and pray that His will be done. If that includes my house burning down, with me in it, then so be it. He may have a purpose that He chooses not to share, or is testing me like He did Job.

Thank you.

You make a valid point Brother Landoverlover,

Perhaps Brother William only sells insurance to despicable Cathlyks, and Atheists and other such worthless enemies of God

As they are all going to Hell anyway it may not be a sin to receive monies in this manner. In addition if some of the money was tithed that would surely amount to any potential sin being negated and thus cleansed by Jesus himself

Pastoral calrification may be required

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Perhaps Brother William only sells insurance to despicable Cathlyks, and Atheists and other such worthless enemies of God

You know, there could be quite a business opportunity there.

You could scan the newspapers for news of births to cathylicks (there are always lots of them) and go to sell them sexual abuse insurance.

Then again, I don't suppose that'd work because they'd all claim.

[Lisa H]

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I always thought Insurance sales people are like witches and scourers because they make predications if something evil happens and take your money.

They also refuse to pay compensation money for things that are an act of God.

[Felicity]

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@William M. Hollins Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!