[landoverlover]

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I'd like to say I'm experiencing vuja de - the feeling I've never been here before. Sadly, you sound EXACTLY like many, MANY women I have dated who were neither getting treatment or under the influence of intoxicants. You are clearly possessed by a demon, as were they. The SAME demon.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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I meant to type my name as _The Earthling_ but my egotistical hyperintelligent parasite* used his connections in the Big Nanobot Lobby to infect my computer with a virus which it spread to a robot who infected me with a real virus which highjacked my fingers at the vital moment.

(*who I call "ear-thing" even though most of the time doesn't actually live up my ear....I call him that because it's just more polite than the accurate alternative.)

Colonial Parasites are systematic tentacles of SOVIET ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE agenda to destroy HOTEL CREATION across all Seven Continents. Read BAXTER books. Alternatively, brain cells set up controlled by battery cells in the WORLDWIDE COMPUTER BRAIN which has told me many secrets in my sleep.

I DO BELIEVE YOU MUST TREAD WITH CAUTION. Read Baxter books. Soon after, with Motel Pimps and Ghost Shark telepathy commanding 2-D animation creations, they will find you in your room and make a puppet out of you. R/C controlled humans are sent out constantly as assassinators....MANCHURIAN CANDIDATES A REALITY. Sirhan Sirhan corresponds to me via messages in bottle.

I THROW BOTTLES OFF PIER AT REDONDO BEACH, CA. 267 days later message turns up in Cape Town, South Africa. COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

[Professor Tyeisha X]

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Wow. Another certifiable one, hmm? I think you'll fit in nicely here. You're with people that literally believe that women come from men's ribs, that animals and bushes can talk, that some zombie performed miracles, that some beast with seven heads is going to come at the end of the world...

All this talk about space androids and weevil gods is really up that alley. I think you just found your home away from home.

[_The Earthling_]

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I like you. You seem to be pretty nice to hang out with.

Ps: Do not joke about those ubverpengiuns, those bastards are teaching little children how to eat soup with chopsticks.

You're humoring me! You're patronizing me! You ALL are!

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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I see that shit all the time. It usually happens around 1:30, surprisingly, an hour after lunch and right before my nap. A good nap will help you forget all of that.

[_The Earthling_]

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Colonial Parasites are systematic tentacles of SOVIET ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE agenda to destroy HOTEL CREATION across all Seven Continents. Read BAXTER books. Alternatively, brain cells set up controlled by battery cells in the WORLDWIDE COMPUTER BRAIN which has told me many secrets in my sleep.

I DO BELIEVE YOU MUST TREAD WITH CAUTION. Read Baxter books. Soon after, with Motel Pimps and Ghost Shark telepathy commanding 2-D animation creations, they will find you in your room and make a puppet out of you.

No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!How can you not see it?!? That's what the SOVIET ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE *WANTS* you to believe!

[Cranky Old Man]

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All that is missing from this thread is Sledge Riprock. Did anyone see him lately?

[Benedict A. Davis]

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All that is missing from this thread is Sledge Riprock. Did anyone see him lately?

One thing you can say about this thread, what is missing in content is made up by an abundance of color.

[handmaiden]

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I'd like to say I'm experiencing vuja de - the feeling I've never been here before. Sadly, you sound EXACTLY like many, MANY women I have dated who were neither getting treatment or under the influence of intoxicants. You are clearly possessed by a demon, as were they. The SAME demon.

Dear Brother Land-- May I address you as such? I must agree with you regarding your assessment of the individual who is posting all the colorful, if inane, content. Clearly a demon is inside this person. His/her presence here is certainly NOT for the purpose of glorifying God.

So many take the stance that Christians are-- by definition-- crazy. They attempt to belittle us and discredit our beliefs by linking us to people who have no grasp of reality. We, Christians, have the deepest grasp on reality of all who walk upon this earth, because we see the spiritual dimension as the only one which has lasting significance. Everything and everyone on this earth is passing, and heaven is the goal upon which we have set our sights.

It saddens me that your history with the weaker sex has been riddled with such disturbed individuals. Perhaps the Lord will find you a sane, sweet, sensitive soul over whom you can exercise proper headship. Any True Christian woman would rejoice in serving you, even as the Church rejoices in serving our Lord Jesus.

Comfortingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Legiticus]

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The above post could have been taken (in an albeit strange martian way) from Ephesians 6:5 " Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ." ...

Are we to now expect a chocolate covered bacon Martian invasion instead of theRapture of OUR LORD? I think we deserve to be told!

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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I'm not sure that there are enough pigs on Earth into which Jesus would have to drive out all the demons in this thread.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Do you really want to know the truth? For if you took the shortest peek through the tiniest hole into THE REALITY and say the tiniest sliver of truth, the horrors and insanities of THE REALITY would turn you into a gibbering mass of skin-tearing, self-biting MADNESS! Yet you crave it! CRAVE IT!

Colonial Parasites are systematic tentacles of SOVIET ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE agenda to destroy HOTEL CREATION across all Seven Continents. Read BAXTER books. Alternatively, brain cells set up controlled by battery cells in the WORLDWIDE COMPUTER BRAIN which has told me many secrets in my sleep.

Lovely. Dueling nutjobs. Didn't you two do the soundtrack for "Deliverance"?

Wow. Another certifiable one, hmm? I think you'll fit in nicely here. You're with people that literally believe that women come from men's ribs, that animals and bushes can talk, that some zombie performed miracles, that some beast with seven heads is going to come at the end of the world...

And I'm sure you'll be there to lend it a helping hand, or tongue, or whatever. After all, we've seen the pics of My'Shelle . . . if you are willing to have relations with that beast, you'll have relations with any beast.

[Legiticus]

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Eating pork is forbidden (Deuteronomy 14:8) So how will we defend ourselves against this Evil in our midst?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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[/RIGHT]

No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!How can you not see it?!? That's what the SOVIET ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE *WANTS* you to believe!

The good news is that Science and Nature Reviews Neuroscience are claiming that LSD is good for you.

"The clinical findings and current understanding of the mechanisms of action of classical hallucinogens and dissociative anaesthetics converge on the idea that psychedelics might be useful in the treatment of major depression, anxiety disorders and OCD." Just fancy gobledegook talk for "Hey kids! Smoke this and you'll be cool!"

The bad news is that, as proven above, people who are happy, brave and free of obsessive compulsions tend to be the craziest nutballs around.