Required answers to your intro questions...

[Starla]

Name: Starla O'Keefe
Birthday: Oct. 31 (no really)
Religion: not Christian, but that could change
Refered by: Lydia - she's become a much happier person since she's been coming here, so I had to check it out.
Church: don't attend, but, like I said, that could change
Fav. verse: don't know. I haven't read the Bible for nearly 5 years.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Required answers to your intro questions...

Why are you here? Jesus has called you here for a reason. He's waiting for you with open arms.

[Starla]

Re: Required answers to your intro questions...

Why are you here? Jesus has called you here for a reason. He's waiting for you with open arms.

Lydia was telling me about this site and how it helped her and stuff and I just wanted to check it out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Required answers to your intro questions...

Lydia was telling me about this site and how it helped her and stuff and I just wanted to check it out.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Starla]

Re: Required answers to your intro questions...

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thanks. I'll be sure to check out the links.
Do you mind if I ask questions if I don't understand something?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Required answers to your intro questions...

Thanks. I'll be sure to check out the links.
Do you mind if I ask questions if I don't understand something?

As long as you ask respectfully, don't argue, and use the search function BEFORE asking.

[Starla]

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As long as you ask respectfully, don't argue, and use the search function BEFORE asking.

Ok. I can do that. Thanks!

[BelieverInGod]

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Welcome to our humble site, it's a shame that you share your birthday with Satan.

[landoverlover]

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Name: Starla O'Keefe
Birthday: Oct. 31 (no really)
Religion: not Christian, but that could change
Refered by: Lydia - she's become a much happier person since she's been coming here, so I had to check it out.
Church: don't attend, but, like I said, that could change
Fav. verse: don't know. I haven't read the Bible for nearly 5 years.

Welcome, uh.....Starla. Have you found your new-age name a handicap in your search for Jesus?

In the spirit of helpfulness, I seem to detect a lack of enthusiasm, sense of urgency or motivation on your part to find the Lord. You don't attend church, don't read the Bible and are content to "check it out" like this week's coupons for frozen fish sticks in the newspaper.

Your life on this pathetic mudball could end THIS INSTANT. Can you name ONE thing that is more important than the state of your soul? Of course you can't. But it seems you are willing to tell the Lord, when asked on the Day of Judgement what you did about the most important, urgent and eternal matter of your life: "Well, I was checking it out in my spare time."

I'm not trying to make you cry, just giving you that tough love Landover is so well known for. So why don't you get off your behind and get right with God, as in, this minute? Don't make us revel in your eternal torture in hell.