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  • Annabel Lee
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    • Oct 2007
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Greetings to Landover

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    There are two stories about goths and sex; one is that they are too depressed to have sex. The other is that they use those date rape drugs. You may think you are a virgin, but your "soda" was probably laced and you have been raped and sodomized numerous times. No matter which one it is, you have come to the right place to let Jesus take over your life.
    If goths are depressed, they would be considered emo, not goth.
    I kept my eye on my drink every single time I went so there's no way there could have been any type of drug in them.

    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
    Those aren't sins according to us, they are sins according to God, recorded in the Holy Bible for all to read and understand.
    Actually, in some churches (not just the Catholics), it was okay for a woman to wear pants as long as the were considered "girl pants" (flowers, form-fitting, etc...)
    Your church is the only one I've seen that is very strict about women wearing pants.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Greetings to Landover

      Originally posted by Annabel Lee View Post
      If goths are depressed, they would be considered emo, not goth.
      I kept my eye on my drink every single time I went so there's no way there could have been any type of drug in them.


      Actually, in some churches (not just the Catholics), it was okay for a woman to wear pants as long as the were considered "girl pants" (flowers, form-fitting, etc...)
      Your church is the only one I've seen that is very strict about women wearing pants.
      We are God's chosen, the only True Christian™ Church on earth. We follow every single verse in God's Holy Word, without exception, just as Jesus commands.

      "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

      There is no demonstrable difference between a gothtard and an emotard. Both are satanic sodomite losers. Don't mince words with the Pastors who know better than you do.

      Don't presume to get uppity with your betters in here lady. The Holy Bible says that you are to be subjectified by your husband, and that you are to obey him as you would Christ. Better get back in the kitchen and bake a pie.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #18
        Re: Greetings to Landover

        Originally posted by Annabel Lee View Post
        Actually, in some churches (not just the Catholics), it was okay for a woman to wear pants as long as the were considered "girl pants" (flowers, form-fitting, etc...)
        Your church is the only one I've seen that is very strict about women wearing pants.
        In some "churches," it's considered okay to be a homer, too. Just because some hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" twist Scripture to fit a politically correct agenda, that does not mean that you should expect us to do so.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #19
          Re: Greetings to Landover

          Originally posted by Annabel Lee View Post

          Actually, in some churches it was okay for a woman to wear pants as long as the were considered "girl pants" (flowers, form-fitting, etc...)
          Form fitting?? Those are slut pants. Do you think Jesus really wants to see the shape of your ass? You may as well show up in bra and panties.

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          • Annabel Lee
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            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2007
            • 7

            #20
            Re: Greetings to Landover

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Form fitting?? Those are slut pants. Do you think Jesus really wants to see the shape of your ass? You may as well show up in bra and panties.
            By "form fitting" I meant "not baggy, guy/dyke pants" that seem to be so popular with the "hip-hop" people. (If any of them are reading this, pants that baggy and loose are not cool or "phat", it's just flat out tacky and stupid!) Sorry for the confusion.

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