Greetings to Landover

[Annabel Lee]

My name is Annabel (or Anna for short) and I am new here. I've come seeking the wisdom and enlightenment from the Pastors here.

A little about myself: I have read the KJV, although I have not read it in a while. I used to be a "goth" and have been to the goth clubs, so I believe I have more information about it (no offense to any True Christian here, I've just been on the inside, and it's not what you think at all!) I found that a waste of my time, so I stopped going.

That's all I have time to tell you at the moment.


Farewell for now,
Anna

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Greetings to Landover

I bid you welcome in Christ's abundant love. We enjoy getting to know new people and hearing about how they have repented of sins like goth-ism. What's your favorite passage from the KJV?

[Brother V]

Re: Greetings to Landover

My name is Annabel (or Anna for short) and I am new here. I've come seeking the wisdom and enlightenment from the Pastors here.

A little about myself: I have read the KJV, although I have not read it in a while.

That's all I have time to tell you at the moment.


Farewell for now,
Anna

You are in luck, we are about 1/7th of the way through our study of the KJV1611 Bible in a year. As of right now, we are in Deuteronomy, and Moses is about to die, and the children of Israel are about to cross into the promised land.

YIC
V

[Seeker]

Re: Greetings to Landover

A little about myself: I have read the KJV, although I have not read it in a while. I used to be a "goth" and have been to the goth clubs, so I believe I have more information about it (no offense to any True Christian here, I've just been on the inside, and it's not what you think at all!) I found that a waste of my time, so I stopped going.

Umm, no offense but you are still goth unless a godly pastor has cast the demons out of you. You do know that right? They just don't go jumping into a bunch of swines all by theirselves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings to Landover

Nobody knows sin like we do young lady. Never forget that.

Now aside from wallowing in the filth of the goth lifestyle, what other sins have you committed?

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Greetings to Landover

I'm suspicious, have either your husband or father given you permission to post on these Godly forums? I wouldn't want your brand of self-righteousness and false independence stinking up these threads.... This is an important question.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings to Landover

Umm, no offense but you are still goth unless a godly pastor has cast the demons out of you. You do know that right? They just don't go jumping into a bunch of swines all by theirselves.

As far as I know, young Annabel has yet to backsass any Godly men on these boards, which makes her ten times less of a goth than you are. Now go bake me a pie and stop harassing this poor young lady who is simply trying to tell us about her favourite Bible verses and set up a regular tithing account!

[Seeker]

Re: Greetings to Landover

As far as I know, young Annabel has yet to backsass any Godly men on these boards, which makes her ten times less of a goth than you are. Now go bake me a pie and stop harassing this poor young lady who is simply trying to tell us about her favourite Bible verses and set up a regular tithing account!

How the hell did you get backsassing out of my post?

What would you liked spiked in your pie this week?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Greetings to Landover

How the hell did you get backsassing out of my post?

What would you liked spiked in your pie this week?

Huh! This one talks as if ice cream wouldn't melt on her pie.

A bit of social history:

a pop song of 1918 wherein

a frustrated Christian
asks the circus animal trainer...

the tune

Can you tame wild wimmen?
Can you tame wild wimmen?
You made a tiger stand
and eat out of your hand.
You made the hippo
do the flip-po;
honest, it was grand.
But can you tame wild wimmen
so they'll always lead a sweet and simple life?

With a wild, ferocious glance
that pierced him like a lance,
you made the grizzly bear get up
and do the hula dance.
But can you tame wild wimmen?
If you can, please tame my wife!

[Annabel Lee]

Re: Greetings to Landover

I'm suspicious, have either your husband or father given you permission to post on these Godly forums? I wouldn't want your brand of self-righteousness and false independence stinking up these threads.... This is an important question.

My father died a long time ago (long before I became a goth), I'm not married, and my brother's the biggest stoner in school. I just assumed it was okay as long as I truely want to be Saved.

Nobody knows sin like we do young lady. Never forget that.

Now aside from wallowing in the filth of the goth lifestyle, what other sins have you committed?

I never said that y'all didn't know sin, I just meant that everything y'all have said about goths in other posts were most likely from rumors and other random sources. I've actually seen it first hand.

But, besides being goth, the only other sins (at least according to y'all at Landover) is wearing pants and wanting my OWN life instead of a life as a wife and mother.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings to Landover

But, besides being goth, the only other sins (at least according to y'all at Landover) is wearing pants and wanting my OWN life instead of a life as a wife and mother.

That is more of a gateway sin friend, leading to a lifesytle of harder and harder sins until you are left little more than Satan's meat puppet. As Pastor Zeke urged you share all of your sins with us so we can help you. The Goths are notorious for the horrible things acts they force initiates into their dark cult to do. I shudder to think of the horrible, midnight orgies of depravity you must have experienced.

Please do continue.

[Annabel Lee]

Re: Greetings to Landover

That is more of a gateway sin friend, leading to a lifesytle of harder and harder sins until you are left little more than Satan's meat puppet. As Pastor Zeke urged you share all of your sins with us so we can help you. The Goths are notorious for the horrible things acts they force initiates into their dark cult to do. I shudder to think of the horrible, midnight orgies of depravity you must have experienced.

Please do continue.

Actually, I always went to teen goth clubs and all we did was drink soda and talk about various books and movies. There were some people who kept complaining about their parents and how much their lives suck and so on...but I think they were just stupid little Emos, not Goths. (Contrary to what most people think, Goths and Emos are completely different).
There were no orgies, no sacrafices, nothing like that.

I am a virgin and proud of it!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Greetings to Landover

But, besides being goth, the only other sins (at least according to y'all at Landover) is wearing pants and wanting my OWN life instead of a life as a wife and mother.

Those aren't sins according to us, they are sins according to God, recorded in the Holy Bible for all to read and understand.

I'm praying that Jesus will help you overcome your sinful independent nature, that you will settle down with a nice Baptist man, and that you will be submissive unto him as God commands.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Greetings to Landover

But, besides being goth, the only other sins (at least according to y'all at Landover) is wearing pants and wanting my OWN life instead of a life as a wife and mother.

I trust that you've repented of both of those sins, which, as Pastor Billy-Reuben has pointed out, are sins according to God, not us. If not, and if you are still willing to commit those sins, how can we be sure that you're not also willing to lie about what other sins you may be committing?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Greetings to Landover

Actually, I always went to teen goth clubs and all we did was drink soda and talk about various books and movies. There were some people who kept complaining about their parents and how much their lives suck and so on...but I think they were just stupid little Emos, not Goths. (Contrary to what most people think, Goths and Emos are completely different).
There were no orgies, no sacrafices, nothing like that.

I am a virgin and proud of it!

There are two stories about goths and sex; one is that they are too depressed to have sex. The other is that they use those date rape drugs. You may think you are a virgin, but your "soda" was probably laced and you have been raped and sodomized numerous times. No matter which one it is, you have come to the right place to let Jesus take over your life.