Just Discovered the True Believers

[Samuel Adams the XII]

Hello I just discovered the Landover Baptist Church through your thread showing how Starcraft 2 (and all video games) are tools for pedophiles to reach our children and destroy the American Family. I am eternally grateful to the Lord for guiding me to the Landover Baptist Church.

I come from a long line of faithful Christians and I am the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Samuel Adams. My church is the church of my forefathers the Old South Church in Boston. This is how I found Jesus as my family would not allow it any other way(as any true believer would).

Some of my favorite verse:

Isaiah 40:31 But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

Joshua 1:9 Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

I am a servant of the almighty Lord follow his bidding as it is written. I believe America was created by God for the true believers and now believe there is hope for our nation; God's Nation.

[Felicity]

Re: Just Discovered the True Believers

@Samuel Adams the XII Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Just Discovered the True Believers

Hi Sam, welcome! Do you get a discount on the beer? Tell me, when do the taxes have to be paid on it, is it during manufacture or is is during distribution? If it is the later, we should talk.

How many sons has your wife produced for Jesus? What is your favorite hunting rifle?

[David Micheal]

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Welcome to the forums, my name is David Micheal, however my full name is David Xavier Micheal the Third. I'm very wealthy as well, but that's enough about me.

I hope you enjoy your time on this forum with us.

[landoverlover]

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Welcome. It will be hard for me to say your name, as it is identical to the mayor of my hometown of Portland Oregon. I trust you're not related to THAT Sam Adams? He's a declared homersexual, he's embarrassed the poor beer people, and would probably like to require that all city employees wear lipstick and pinafores and paint "The City That Worships Satan" on all city cars.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Just Discovered the True Believers

I am a servant of the almighty Lord follow his bidding as it is written. I believe America was created by God for the true believers and now believe there is hope for our nation; God's Nation.

Welcome, Sam. It looks as if you'll fit right in here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Just Discovered the True Believers

Are you a beer imbiber, pal?

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