[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hai ()

I have news for you boy: Jesus IS here now. He's watching you right now. He has called you here to His favorite forum for a reason, and that reason is NOT to study the thoroughly discredited theory of Darwinism.

Jesus wants you to study the Holy Bible, and to stop letting the upperclassmen bugger you all the time.

By the way; Here's a little known fact. Darwin was also a communist drug-addict who wanted to marry his cocker spaniel. On his deathbed he died shrieking for Jesus to forgive him because he could smell the sulfur already. His crazy theories resulted in just such depravity.

I hope you follow Jesus, not a dog buggerer.

I came here to learn.

I learned something new and useful to write on the rear window of our Escalade.

All of us should consider sloganeering in public.

This'll fit (one more reason to buy big cars) and look well.

Paint pen:

CHARLES DARWIN
WAS A COMMUNIST DRUG ADDICT
WHO WANTED TO MARRY HIS COCKER SPANIEL

ON HIS DEATHBED
HE DIED SHRIEKING FOR JESUS
TO FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE
HE COULD SMELL THE SULFUR ALREADY

Thank you Brother Z, PP

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Hai ()

Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
I'm 16, I'm currently studying for my AS exams (sorry, I don't know the US equivalent), and I am taking: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French, and Italian. When I grow up I hope to be a surgeon or consultant (not sure). Hope we manage to all get along!

Regards,
James N.

() <--MY kind of smiley :p

Well, first of all, y'all done said on your application that you're at least 18 when you signed up, now you admit otherwise. I see that the Godly Pastors have already fixed this up though.
My, but the devil's soldiers are ever younger these days.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hai ()

Aristocrats? If you must call us that, but I like to think of myself as decent company, as in not a chav who was dragged-up and actually is inbred chav.

I notice you don't deny the buggery.

Mr. Temperance now Sir, why of all people are you worried about the anti-US bias? You are in the UK!

I hate all racism, no matter who it is directed against.

What is mocking?

It's what you did to Jesus just before you got banned for being a God-mocking queer. Goodbye.