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  • James Norrington
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2007
    • 11

    #1

    Hai (^_^)

    Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
    I'm 16, I'm currently studying for my AS exams (sorry, I don't know the US equivalent), and I am taking: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French, and Italian. When I grow up I hope to be a surgeon or consultant (not sure). Hope we manage to all get along!

    Regards,
    James N.

    () <--MY kind of smiley :p
  • Nirvash
    Unsaved trash
     
    • Oct 2007
    • 31

    #2
    Re: Hai ()

    Hi, Careful here these guys reject anything Science.
    Science = TRUTH

    STOP CHANGING MY SIGNATURE

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Hai ()

      Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
      Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
      I'm 16, I'm currently studying for my AS exams (sorry, I don't know the US equivalent), and I am taking: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French, and Italian. When I grow up I hope to be a surgeon or consultant (not sure). Hope we manage to all get along!

      Regards,
      James N.

      () <--MY kind of smiley :p
      Welcome friend.

      Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #4
        Re: Hai ()

        Originally posted by Nirvash View Post

        Hi, Careful here these guys reject anything Science.
        I do believe Nervish is finally getting the picture, we do reject secular science, and especially false-stalinist darwinism, as profane and vain babbling, for the Word of God is written clearly ...

        1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

        1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.


        Welcome James ... do you believe in JESUS CHRIST? ... have you got the King James version 1611 Bible, the only TRUE™ Bible? ...

        ... if not, better get one and start reading just as soon as ...

        With love in Jesus, Sister Noddy
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Senior Pastor
          VP of Evangelical Outreach
          On FIRE for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

          #5
          Re: Hai ()

          Nirvash: Hi, Careful here these guys reject anything Science.
          Not true at all, Satanist. Quit spreading your lies. We accept all science that is Biblically accurate. We only reject "science falsely so called", as the Bible commands (I Tim 6:20).

          Bobby Joe: Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.
          Let's hear his story. He could be studying those subjects so he can disprove Darwinism on the Darwinists' own terms.

          I hope he's careful, though. I've heard many stories of folks who have tried that in the past, only to be persuaded by the Darwinista arguments and become converted themselves.

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Hai ()

            Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
            Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
            I'm 16, I'm currently studying for my AS exams (sorry, I don't know the US equivalent), and I am taking: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French, and Italian. When I grow up I hope to be a surgeon or consultant (not sure). Hope we manage to all get along!

            Regards,
            James N.

            () <--MY kind of smiley :p
            But did they teach spelling at Harrow-on-the-Hill? Also your emoticon's 'manga' eyes are offensive, not cute. Is this a casual way of disclosing your TRUE identity?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • James Norrington
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Oct 2007
              • 11

              #7
              Re: Hai ()

              I'm studying science in order to go into medicine, do you want a breakdown of the syllabus?

              PS: @Nivrash, I should know this, I returned from the dead.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Hai ()

                Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
                Hai, I'm James N. I live in the UK, a nice area called Harrow-on-the-Hill
                Is that near the Harrow where inbred aristocrats who were too thick to get into Eton bugger each other?
                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Welcome friend.

                Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.
                I'm more concerned about the blatant anti-American bias of some of his other subjects.
                Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
                PS: @Nivrash, I should know this, I returned from the dead.
                Oh, mocking Jesus, eh?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • James Norrington
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: Hai ()

                  PPS: @ Nirvash, sorry for misspelling your name (:s), but it's about your signature.
                  It's as good as saying "If you believe in god, you might as well believe in god.". I think this is because the flying spaghetti monster is a god to the satirical religion, pastafarianism. Actually, do you know the story behind Pastafarianism?

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812

                    #10
                    Re: Hai ()

                    James and Nivrash, consider this a warning. This forum is for the glorification of God. It is not some honky-tonk pickup joint. This is not the place for hormone-fueled flirtation.

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    âśť This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. âśť
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                    • Youth Pastor Marty
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 365

                      #11
                      Re: Hai ()

                      Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
                      "If you believe in god, you might as well believe in god."
                      That is the most wonderful quote I've heard all week! Thank you, I'll have to use it!

                      Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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                      • James Norrington
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 11

                        #12
                        Re: Hai ()

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Is that near the Harrow where inbred aristocrats who were too thick to get into Eton bugger each other?
                        Aristocrats? If you must call us that, but I like to think of myself as decent company, as in not a chav who was dragged-up and actually is inbred chav.

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        I'm more concerned about the blatant anti-American bias of some of his other subjects.
                        Mr. Temperance now Sir, why of all people are you worried about the anti-US bias? You are in the UK! Oh, and what, pray tell, is so anti-US? I've noticed a substitution of "s"s for "z"s in many of your posts...

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Oh, mocking Jesus, eh?
                        What is mocking?

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                        • James Norrington
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: Hai ()

                          Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
                          That is the most wonderful quote I've heard all week! Thank you, I'll have to use it!
                          You are more than welcome Mr. Marty, Sir.

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                          • James Norrington
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 11

                            #14
                            Re: Hai ()

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Welcome friend.

                            Are you a Christian? I hope so but your' courses choices of biology, chemistry and physics sound more like rank Darwinism than what would Jesus' study.
                            So, what do you think would Jesus have studied were he here now?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Hai ()

                              Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
                              So, what do you think would Jesus have studied were he here now?
                              I have news for you boy: Jesus IS here now. He's watching you right now. He has called you here to His favorite forum for a reason, and that reason is NOT to study the thoroughly discredited theory of Darwinism.

                              Jesus wants you to study the Holy Bible, and to stop letting the upperclassmen bugger you all the time.

                              By the way; Here's a little known fact. Darwin was also a communist drug-addict who wanted to marry his cocker spaniel. On his deathbed he died shrieking for Jesus to forgive him because he could smell the sulfur already. His crazy theories resulted in just such depravity.

                              I hope you follow Jesus, not a dog buggerer.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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