[Roberta]

Re: Why Denmark?

I have a turbo Volvo estate. You guys build great cars!

And a lot of the local guys are into huffing Copenhagen. I have never tried it though.

This church is what I like best about Denmark. Do they have a muezzin for each tower?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Denmark?

Am i Dane too, and i was shocked to read the thread!
I will be glad to clear up some things too:
The accusations follows:

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."

THE DANISH WORD FOR RAPE IS NOT VIKING. IT'S VOLDTÆGT! IN FACT, THE WORDS ARENT EVEN SIMILAR. YES, VIKINGS DID ROB AND RAPE WOMEN BUT THIS ALL HAPPENED MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO. AND AS DENMARK BECAME A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY THE CRUSADES STOPPED. DONT JUDGE ALL OF DENMARK FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.. LOOK AT AMERICA A THOUSAND YEARS AGO AND LOOK AT SLAVERY.. ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE INNOCENT!

2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THIS. WE HOST THE GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE TO MAKE THIS WORLD GREENER AND BETTER AND YOU THROW THAT AT US?? NO SUCH THING HAS HAPPENED!

3.The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."

HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE "TOUR DE FRANCE"!

4.Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."

H.C. ANDERSEN IS NOT SATAN. HE WROTE A LOT OF GREAT BOOKS (THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE).. LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID.. ONE OF THE GREATEST DISNEY MOVIES OF ALL TIME. THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY!

5.Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."

WHY IS LEGO, SINFUL?? THIS HELPS CHILDREN BE CREATIVE.. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SINFUL BEHAVIOR.. HOW CAN CHILDREN EVEN BE SINFUL? - THEY ARE SO PURE OF HEART.. I THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IF YOU SEE INNOCENT CHILDREN AS SINFUL.

6.The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

PIPPI LONGSTOCKING ISNT DANISH - ITS SWEDISH... GET UR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE MAKING DUMB ACCUSATIONS.

7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE SHOWS IN MY LIFE! CLEARLY MADE UP FOR SOMEONES AMUSEMENT!

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

DANISH GAY COUPLES ARE ALLOWED TO MARRY AND ADOPT IF THEY ARE SUITED... THATS BECAUSE DENMARK IS A FREE COUNTRY WHERE EVERYBODY IS ACCEPTED FOR WHO THEY ARE... NOT MEANING PEOPLE CAN COMMIT A CRIME..! SO RAPING OF ANYONE CERTAINLY DOES NOT TAKE PLACE!

9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."

YES, DANISH CAR TAXES ARE INCREDIBLY HIGH... THAT SAID.. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STEALING.. OUR ECONOMY ISNT THE WORST IN EUROPE.. IN FACT, ITS ONE OF THE BEST IN EUROPE!!
WE ARE COUNTRY WITH FREE HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE, FREE SCHOOL/UNIVERSITY FOR EVERYONE AND THE GOVERNMENT HELPS THE POOR AND PEOPLE LESS FORTUNATE...
AMERICA SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THEIR SYSTEM, BECAUSE IT NEEDS A DRASTIC CHANGE.. EVERYONE SICK SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE CURED, EVERYONE WILLING TO LEARN SHOULD HAVE THE POSSIBILITY TO GO TO SCHOOL WITHOUT GETTING INTO FINANCIAL TROUBLE!

10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."

B.T IS A GOSSIP NEWSPAPER, SO I WOULD CHECK MY SOURCES BEFORE A LASH OUT ON A DECEASED, WELL-RESPECTED AUTHOR!

ALL LEFT TO SAY; WATCH ZEITGEIST, THE MOVIE....

AMEN!!!!

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