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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    High Heeled Jack probably turned off your gas, then planned to come back and turn it on when you were asleep and your pilot light was off!
    You think the Simping Detective was trying to kill Lisa? Why would he do that? Has she commuted some heinous crime that he would have felt the need to judge her for?
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      You think the Simping Detective was trying to kill Lisa? Why would he do that? Has she commuted some heinous crime that he would have felt the need to judge her for?
      Probably just a psycho! He's running around Freehold at night in ladies' undergarments and high heels, what more do you want?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #18
        Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Probably just a psycho! He's running around Freehold at night in ladies' undergarments and high heels, what more do you want?
        I am getting worried know. A pair of my High Heeled shoes and some stockings have gone missing.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • UnHolyislandman
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2010
          • 86

          #19
          Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          I am getting worried know. A pair of my High Heeled shoes and some stockings have gone missing.
          Why do you wear whores clothing.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #20
            Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

            Originally posted by UnHolyislandman View Post
            Why do you wear whores clothing.
            How dare you call me a whore. Apologize at once!

            Where you the one stealing my underwear of the clothesline.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • crazyppl
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2010
              • 8

              #21
              Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              How dare you call me a whore. Apologize at once!

              Where you the one stealing my underwear of the clothesline.
              No, that was me.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #22
                Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                Originally posted by crazyppl View Post
                No, that was me.
                You are just a pervert. Do you like wearing womens clothing.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • crazyppl
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 8

                  #23
                  Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  You are just a pervert. Do you like wearing womens clothing.
                  No, I don't wear it..duh. But I do do perverted things with it.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #24
                    Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                    Originally posted by crazyppl View Post
                    No, I don't wear it..duh. But I do do perverted things with it.
                    Stop derailing this introduction thread with your perverted ways and apologize.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • UnHolyislandman
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 86

                      #25
                      Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      How dare you call me a whore. Apologize at once!

                      Where you the one stealing my underwear of the clothesline.
                      Why should i apologize if you prance round in High heels and stockings what do you expect. What are your rates btw

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                      • landoverlover
                        Also loves Jesus and America
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 828

                        #26
                        Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                        Originally posted by UnHolyislandman View Post
                        Why should i apologize if you prance round in High heels and stockings what do you expect. What are your rates btw
                        Hey, pal, you're going to have a short stay here calling a True Christian a whore. Who are you but a piece of unsaved sewer trash? I'd take the lady seriously and apologize right now. You were warned to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing your betters, including all True Christians. I REBUKE you in the name of Jesus Christ.
                        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                        • landoverlover
                          Also loves Jesus and America
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 828

                          #27
                          Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                          Originally posted by crazyppl View Post
                          No, I don't wear it..duh. But I do do perverted things with it.
                          And that goes for you too. This is a Christian forum, not a gutter for you to lay in and spew your perversion. I REBUKE you in the name of Jesus Christ.
                          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                          • UnHolyislandman
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 86

                            #28
                            Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                            Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                            Hey, pal, you're going to have a short stay here calling a True Christian a whore. Who are you but a piece of unsaved sewer trash? I'd take the lady seriously and apologize right now. You were warned to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing your betters, including all True Christians.
                            How dare you say you are better than me you low life septic scum, i have wiped more intelligent life forms than you off the bottom of my shoe. Crawl back to your little make believe world and stop sticking up for prozzies.

                            Hang on i just got it your her PIMP aren't you, did you smuggle her in the country for you sordid sex trade or just find her lying in the gutter next to you when you woke up after a nights drink, sex and ring shafting spree.

                            I await the usual response .

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                            • landoverlover
                              Also loves Jesus and America
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 828

                              #29
                              Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                              Originally posted by UnHolyislandman View Post
                              How dare you say you are better than me you low life septic scum, i have wiped more intelligent life forms than you off the bottom of my shoe. Crawl back to your little make believe world and stop sticking up for prozzies.

                              Hang on i just got it your her PIMP aren't you, did you smuggle her in the country for you sordid sex trade or just find her lying in the gutter next to you when you woke up after a nights drink, sex and ring shafting spree.

                              I await the usual response .
                              Your fate is now in the hands of the Lord and our godly Pastors. I will pray for you.
                              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                              King James Bible v1611

                              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                I am getting worried know. A pair of my High Heeled shoes and some stockings have gone missing.
                                Now it all makes sense! He turned off your gas, planning to come back later and turn it back on when the pilot lights were off, hoping you'd flip a light switch and blow up the house . . . All to cover up his theft of your stockings and shoes, which he now wears at night around Freehold!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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