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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070
    #31
    Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Now it all makes sense! He turned off your gas, planning to come back later and turn it back on when the pilot lights were off, hoping you'd flip a light switch and blow up the house . . . All to cover up his theft of your stockings and shoes, which he now wears at night around Freehold!
    I am praying this public menace will be caught quickly.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079
        #32
        Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        I am praying this public menace will be caught quickly.
        So just where is Officer Richards while the gentlefolk of Freehold suffer these nightly terrors and intrusions? I do hope his run for sheriff isn't distracting him from his regular duties.*

        *"investigating the disappearance" of donuts at the Freehold TwistyKreme

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070
            #33
            Re: Who is Spring Heeled Jack?

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            So just where is Officer Richards while the gentlefolk of Freehold suffer these nightly terrors and intrusions? I do hope his run for sheriff isn't distracting him from his regular duties.*

            *"investigating the disappearance" of donuts at the Freehold TwistyKreme
            I am sure Officer Richards is on the case of this High Heeled Jack. I gave him pictures of missing clothing and shoes.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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