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  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565

    #16
    Re: Hello...and help

    Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
    I go to a Mennonite church if people wish to know and I am already baptized. I have a question though. How are diapers worse then sexually immorality and murder. Both Moses and David did something that strayed them from the path, just as I have, how am I worse.

    I am asking enlightenment, I am reading king james verses of the internet right now
    Were you baptized as an infant or as an adult? Because infant baptism means nothing to God.

    As for which sin is worse, all sins are equal in the eyes of God (except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost). There is no part of the Bible that say's that sins are in any hierarchal order.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • lostDiaperLover
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      • Sep 2010
      • 9

      #17
      Re: Hello...and help

      I was baptized last year on my own accord. I asked my pastor. We talked for hours, and I was submerged in the local lake.

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      • Brother Helge
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1074

        #18
        Re: Hello...and help

        Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
        I was baptized last year on my own accord. I asked my pastor. We talked for hours, and I was submerged in the local lake.
        There is still something fishy here.
        Had you really been born again, you'd not have this obsession with diapers.

        Is your pastor queer?
        "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
        John 8:32

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        • lostDiaperLover
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          • Sep 2010
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          #19
          Re: Hello...and help

          My pastor does not know about my diapers. I got baptized during an unsuccesfull turn away from my diapers. Was clean for a year

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #20
            Re: Hello...and help

            Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
            My pastor does not know about my diapers. I got baptized during an unsuccesfull turn away from my diapers. Was clean for a year
            Stop all this twaddle!

            Are going to get on your knees for Jesus and abandon your filth or not?

            "Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body," 1 Cor. 6:19-20 - KJV
            You will find no support here if you think you can enjoy sitting in your soiled diapers and be a Christian. Do you think I could still be smoking meth and raping men and call myself a Christian?

            Otherwise, stock up on the Huggies because you will need them when your rectum is permanently enlarged while Satan perpetually sodomizes you in Hell
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • James Hutchins
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              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #21
              Re: Hello...and help

              Son, every time you wear a baby diaper, your are spitting in the eyes of Jesus. Right now you are on a fast track to Hell. You have to get those diapers off and never wear or think about them ever again. If you are too spineless to do it on your own, let me know.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • landoverlover
                Also loves Jesus and America
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2010
                • 828

                #22
                Re: Hello...and help

                Son, the Bible says if you've so much as lusted for a diaper in your heart, it's as if you've fornicated with said diaper. Please don't try to slide out of this by parsing where your seed has been spewed.
                Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                • lostDiaperLover
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                  • Sep 2010
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                  #23
                  Re: Hello...and help

                  I... I love my diapers. I am spineless. I am telling you all that. maybe it would be easier being an atheist (wink)

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Hello...and help

                    Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
                    I... I love my diapers. I am spineless. I am telling you all that. maybe it would be easier being an atheist (wink)
                    Does your love of dippers offend you? God is very clear on this point.
                    4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
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                    • lostDiaperLover
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                      • Sep 2010
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                      #25
                      Re: Hello...and help

                      my love of diapers does not offend me. I find it nice, to not have to worry about a potty and just go! Is that so wrong?

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: Hello...and help

                        Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
                        my love of diapers does not offend me. I find it nice, to not have to worry about a potty and just go! Is that so wrong?
                        A little strange by some standards, questionable from a hygiene stand point, but as for being wrong, well only you can answer that.
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                        • lostDiaperLover
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                          • Sep 2010
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                          #27
                          Re: Hello...and help

                          Then I am proud to say I do not think diapers are bad. I will continue to wear and soil them for pleasure, but my true spirit is to jesus, who once wore a diaper like garment. I am now free

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Hello...and help

                            Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
                            Then I am proud to say I do not think diapers are bad. I will continue to wear and soil them for pleasure, but my true spirit is to jesus, who once wore a diaper like garment. I am now free
                            But Jesus is a mythical character from a collection of fairy tales written by a bunch of chasers, you would do just as well to give your life to Thomas "Tommy" Malcolm Pickles.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Hello...and help

                              Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
                              My pastor does not know about my diapers. I got baptized during an unsuccesfull turn away from my diapers. Was clean for a year
                              Stop being a pervert. God hates it. You aren't Baptised at all. You're not even a Christian.

                              Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • landoverlover
                                Also loves Jesus and America
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 828

                                #30
                                Re: Hello...and help

                                Originally posted by lostDiaperLover View Post
                                Then I am proud to say I do not think diapers are bad. I will continue to wear and soil them for pleasure, but my true spirit is to jesus, who once wore a diaper like garment. I am now free
                                If you are PROUD of your creepy strangeness, why not do your nasty business with your diapers, place them squarely on your head, and wear a pair to your equally freakish Mennonite "church" service?

                                It's to the point you are now just taunting our flock to get a reaction. No more. We have women here with delicate sensibilities and I won't have you despoiling them. Sisters Lisa and Handmaiden are especially delicate flowers and I fear for their sanity if they are forced to have your degeneracy rubbed in their faces. Begone.
                                Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                                2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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