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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #31
    Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    Hello Miss Cindy,

    forgive my ignorance but all I know about Milwaukee is the Harley Davidson factory is there.

    So ..... I am guessing that a Milwaukee pie has a lot of pig (HOG) in it. Would it kinda look like this?

    Old Milwaukee

    I am not sure she should use that ingredient, as it is Beer and Pastafairians like beer, it also holds religious significance for us, so her new Husband may take exception to its use, in the same way that he has banned pasta in his house.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #32
      Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Lisa do you understand the concept of time zones?
      Of course I know what timezones are.
      Do you know what courtesy and kindness are.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #33
        Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Old Milwaukee
        Is that engine oil for Harleys?
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #34
          Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Do you know what courtesy and kindness are.
          Yes, but then again I was not the one implying that Billy Bob would be anything other then a perfect husband. That was YOU Lisa.
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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #35
            Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Yes, but then again I was not the one implying that Billy Bob would be anything other then a perfect husband. That was YOU Lisa.
            Stop talking rubbish Jo. Why would you want to put the horrible link there. You did it to plant horrible thoughts.

            Just wish Cindy Lou a welcome and be on your way.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #36
              Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

              Since noodle brains is posting on this thread I will be reading the posts aloud to Cindy Lou in order to be sure that she is not corrupted by his blasphemy and his homosexual innuendos. I've already had to box her ears for clicking on that link that says men should not spank their wives and children. I told her not to click on any links posted by pirates or unsaved trash, and Jo Freddie is both.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Cindy Lou Jenkins
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 238

                #37
                Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                Billy Bob says that I may clarify a little about the Old Milwaukee in the pie, but that if I address anything to "the Dread Pirate Noodle Beard" he will box my ears again.

                @Sister Charli: Billy Bob doesn't drink water, soda, or juice. He only drinks Old Milwaukee out of a can. So I put it in pie and he gobbles it right up.

                (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #38
                  Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Since noodle brains is posting on this thread I will be reading the posts aloud to Cindy Lou in order to be sure that she is not corrupted by his blasphemy and his homosexual innuendos. I've already had to box her ears for clicking on that link that says men should not spank their wives and children. I told her not to click on any links posted by pirates or unsaved trash, and Jo Freddie is both.
                  Blasphemy - A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.
                  I have never committed such an act concerning Our Lord Noodle, the One True God.

                  Firstly, I have made it clear that God does not care about a persons sexuality. Secondly I am happy with my sexuality and do not see homosexual innuendos where none exist. Your postings have a history of showing us that you are not so happy and you see things that are not there.
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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590

                    #39
                    Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                    Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                    @Sister Charli: Billy Bob doesn't drink water, soda, or juice. He only drinks Old Milwaukee out of a can. So I put it in pie and he gobbles it right up.

                    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                    Billy Bob drinks motorcycle engine oil?
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • Cindy Lou Jenkins
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 238

                      #40
                      Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                      Billy Bob drinks motorcycle engine oil?
                      I don't know anything about motorcycles, sister, but I do know a few things about groceries. Old Milwaukee, here in Georgia, is a brand of beer, though it could easily be confused with engine oil.

                      (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                      1 Corinthians 11:3
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #41
                        Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Is that engine oil for Harleys?

                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14145

                          #42
                          Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                          1.. Was someone looking for a link to a site that provides information, not lies?
                          HERE"S one

                          2.. That's a nice looking pie

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #43
                            Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                            Greetings Cindy Lou Jenkins, may your Pasta never be Soggy
                            (not that you will get to enjoy it much now)
                            Happy now Lisa?
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #44
                              Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                              In your own pasta way it was a welcome
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Sister Charli
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #45
                                Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Old Milwaukee
                                Uh Oh. So it is an intoxicating liquor?

                                Titus 2:11-12 (King James Version)
                                11 For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men,
                                12 Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;
                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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