[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Where is Billy Bob? Has he given you permission to use his computer?

I know him well so it seems odd to me he would let you have free reign like this. One aspect I always admired about him is his ability to regulate and command women to stop them causing a fuss and ruining things.

I would welcome you, but until I am satisfied Billy Bob has authorised this I will not. He is a good man, and I would hate to see him have a wife as unruly and uncontrollable as his last.

You are very keen, Brother Winner. Indeed, I do have a way with the weaker sex.

This woman is in fact my wife. I wanted it to be a surprise for everyone. She is learning the Truth(c) from me, and I hope that she will spend ample time learning from the brethren and sistren here at Landover as well. She is a good Christian woman, who never sins, but she is not all there mentally sometimes if you know what I mean. She is only a woman.

I have been monitoring her internet usage constantly. She does not touch the keyboard or glance at the screen without my hawk's eye on her as she does so. I will be checking all of her internet activity, but it would still be helpful if you would remain skeptical, and perhaps ask her questions that only I would know. This way we can be sure that she is not tempted to disgrace the Jenkins name with her silliness.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Thank you so much for clarifying Cindy Lou IS allowed here Brother Billy Bob.

Not that I would assume a gal with such a lovely apron and, quite obviously good taste in men would be lying to us all, but as you know, we can never be sure!

That said, WELCOME MRS JENKINS!

I am sure that soon enough, Brother Billy Bob will let you know which Bible verse is your favorite and also, which pie you prefer to bake.

Praise Jesus for bringing you two together, just before Ethel's untimely demise! It is like the Lord TIMED IT!

I do hope to see you around more often and perhaps we will be able to recipe and knitting pattern swap?

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[David Micheal]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Hello everybody! I am Cindy Lou Jenkins, the excited young wife of Billy Bob Jenkins. I am so happy to be married to a True Christian™ man, since now I can go to heaven! My parents were Baptist (of course), but they weren't True Christian™ Baptists. So no matter what we did, we were on the road to Hell. Now that I have landed myself a Perfect Man, he will teach me all that I need to know in order to go to Paradise with the rest of the Landover True Christians™, once the rapture occurs here shortly.

Boy oh boy do I love Billy Bob. He is a competitive lumberjack you, know. He is the best there is. We met the day before his former wife Ethel was mysteriously stoned to death by unknown persons, buried up to her waist in her own backyard. I can't imagine who would do such a thing, but it sure saved Billy Bob the trouble! Now we can be together, FOREVER!
Thank you in advance for welcoming me into your True Christian™ community!

Psalm 85:10 (King James Version) 10Mercy and truth are met together; righteousness and peace have kissed each other.


Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 (King James Version) 9Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. 10For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. 11Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? 12And if one prevail against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.


Song of Solomon 8:6-7 (King James Version) 6Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. 7Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned.

Welcome to these forums, you seem very excited about being apart of the community. I hope you enjoy the forums!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Welcome Cindy Lou.

Jesus works in wonderful ways.

First he chooses to send Ethel to burn eternally in Hell and then he procures a fine subservient replacement in yourself so Brother Billy Bob can continue to make soldiers for Christ.

It would be hoped that your house keeping and baking skills are up to True Christian(tm) requirements
Mindful of this I do hope that your Pie is moist and tasty and meets with Brother Billy Bobs approval

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Oh, thank you all, especially the males (after all, it is really your forum) for the warm welcome. Billy Bob is right here at my side as I type, which makes me feel all the more secure that no petty gossip or wise acreing will come forth from me and cause distress to the men, whose lives are full with manly business I would imagine. Right now there are two pies baking in the oven, a rubarb pie and a cherry pie. Billy Bob has just sampled an apple pie and a pecan pie (so far the pecan is his favorite). Next I will prepare a pumpkin pie with Old Milwaukee mixed into it. Right now the boys are finishing up the last of the apple pie. This is very embarassing but I made a key lime pie and dropped it, so Billy Bob had to box my ears. He is so passionate.

P.S. I am so thankful that God sent Ethel to Hell "prematurely".

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

An interesting read.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

An interesting read.

You stirring up trouble again Jo Pasta

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

You stirring up trouble again Jo Pasta

What an Earth are you talking about Lisa?

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

What an Earth are you talking about Lisa?

You know darn well Jo Pasta. Why would you want to make trouble for Billy Bob.

Cindy Lou will not click on the link because it leads to lies.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

You know darn well Jo Pasta. Why would you want to make trouble for Billy Bob.

Why would what I have posted cause Billy Bod any problems? Are trying to say that he would be anything less then a perfect husband to the latest Mrs Jenkins?

Cindy Lou will not click on the link because it leads to lies.

A site that provides information, not lies.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Why would what I have posted cause Billy Bod any problems? Are trying to say that he would be anything less then a perfect husband to the latest Mrs Jenkins?

A site that provides information, not lies.

You always have turn something like a simple hello and welcome into about you and making trouble.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

You always have turn something like a simple hello and welcome into about you and making trouble.

You are the one trying to make an issue out of this.

Now YOU are the one trying to make this about me.

[Lisa H]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

You are the one trying to make an issue out of this.

Now YOU are the one trying to make this about me.

Just wish Cindy Lou a welcome and stop posting rubbish on her thread. You posted some lying rubbish link on her thread. As per usual you post your rubbish when the person is not around.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Next I will prepare a pumpkin pie with Old Milwaukee mixed into it.

Hello Miss Cindy,

forgive my ignorance but all I know about Milwaukee is the Harley Davidson factory is there.

So ..... I am guessing that a Milwaukee pie has a lot of pig (HOG) in it. Would it kinda look like this?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, I am Cindy Lou Jenkins

Just wish Cindy Lou a welcome and stop posting rubbish on her thread. You posted some lying rubbish link on her thread. As per usual you post your rubbish when the person is not around.

Lisa do you understand the concept of time zones?