Hello All

[FinallySaved]

I've just come to find this site after a friend at my new church told me about it. I attend the Houston Christian Church here in my hometown. My favorite bible verse is "Who by him do believe in God, that raised him up from the dead, and gave him glory; that your faith and hope might be in God."

All my life, I was raised to be Christian, but even as an ignorant child, I never come to realize this fact. My sinning parents do not attend church, yet they call themselves Christians. My father says he bows before no one because God gave him that right. I learned to bow before Christ and our father God and to the priests that save us from evil. I just came to being saved just last month after a near fatal car accident, I was able to climb out without a scratch although I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. After that moment, when I climbed out the car, a beautiful light shined down from the sky onto me. This light, I found to be the holy hand of God giving me his blessing of life. So after a long life of agnostic and aethiesm ignorance, I am now finally saved, and ready to live the rest of my life out praising God for saving me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Either you're a papist, or you're a troll who knows nothing about Christianity.

Which is it, boy?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I've just come to find this site after a friend at my new church told me about it. I attend the Houston Christian Church here in my hometown. My favorite bible verse is "Who by him do believe in God, that raised him up from the dead, and gave him glory; that your faith and hope might be in God."

All my life, I was raised to be Christian, but even as an ignorant child, I never come to realize this fact. My sinning parents do not attend church, yet they call themselves Christians. My father says he bows before no one because God gave him that right. I learned to bow before Christ and our father God and to the priests that save us from evil. I just came to being saved just last month after a near fatal car accident, I was able to climb out without a scratch although I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. After that moment, when I climbed out the car, a beautiful light shined down from the sky onto me. This light, I found to be the holy hand of God giving me his blessing of life. So after a long life of agnostic and aethiesm ignorance, I am now finally saved, and ready to live the rest of my life out praising God for saving me.

How exactly can a car accident be "near fatal" if you're not injured at all?

[FinallySaved]

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Call me a troll if you like. Only God may judge me. But if you believe I know nothing of Christianity, then I humbly ask of you to teach me the truths.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I've just come to find this site after a friend at my new church told me about it. I attend the Houston Christian Church here in my hometown. My favorite bible verse is "Who by him do believe in God, that raised him up from the dead, and gave him glory; that your faith and hope might be in God."

All my life, I was raised to be Christian, but even as an ignorant child, I never come to realize this fact. My sinning parents do not attend church, yet they call themselves Christians. My father says he bows before no one because God gave him that right. I learned to bow before Christ and our father God and to the priests that save us from evil. I just came to being saved just last month after a near fatal car accident, I was able to climb out without a scratch although I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. After that moment, when I climbed out the car, a beautiful light shined down from the sky onto me. This light, I found to be the holy hand of God giving me his blessing of life. So after a long life of agnostic and aethiesm ignorance, I am now finally saved, and ready to live the rest of my life out praising God for saving me.

Unfortunately, you are not "saved" unless you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Savior:

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6 - KJV

The "light" you saw after the collision was probably from the police helicopter. Or a hallucination. God doesn't waste photons on "ignorant atheists".

I'm not suggesting that your intentions are questionable, but unless you have since been on your kness to let Jesus enter you, you are not saved.

Are you male or female? Age? Sins with your filthy parts we should be aware of?

In Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Call me a troll if you like. Only God may judge me.

Where does it say that in the Holy Bible, boy?

Better take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[FinallySaved]

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The paramedics pulled my friend out of the crash near dead, they had to bring him back twice. I was the fortunate one. It was near-fatal for him, harmless for me.

It may have been a hallucination, my grandmother who devotes every moment to god, she believes that it may have been God giving me another chance, I have come to believe this myself, as does my pastor.

I have knelt down to my knees with my hands raised up begging for forgiveness on hard rocks and stones. My knees were cut, bruised, and bloody after hours. My church believes this is a fitting punishment for my years of sin.

I am male, 23, and some of my unforgivable sins, I have never gone to church until three weeks ago, I have laughed at those believe in God in the past, and I gave my virginity to a filthy atheist whore. I only ask God for forgiveness of my past life. I have cried because I believe that if I am not saved, then I will feel the burning flames for eternity for my hatred.

[Sister Christina]

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I have knelt down to my knees with my hands raised up begging for forgiveness on hard rocks and stones. My knees were cut, bruised, and bloody after hours. My church believes this is a fitting punishment for my years of sin.

Sounds like you got off way too easy. Are you sure your church is even christian?

[Lisa H]

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Why were you driving while taking drugs.

[FinallySaved]

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ok yeah.... you know, i came on here to praise the lords name just like everyone else because i felt i finally had a calling in life, but then i get NOTHING but being ridiculed for anything and everything i say by a bunch of psychotic people who believe that you can't have free will and to say what you want and think what you want, thats not a way to live life, like fucking zombies! ugh it upsets me that someone who comes to see the light doesn't get welcomed saying "welcome brother! god bless!" but no, instead "you're not saved, you're still damned!" and then i see i get a warning for "going yappity yap yap yappity"?! what kind of fucked up forum are you people running?! this is not a forum for christianity >_> it's a god damned forum for drones! if thats what it means to be christian, then you know what? i was better off being atheist! >_< i get called all these hurtful names when all i wanted was to be welcomed after believing that i finally seen the light, but no, i've already seen the light, there isn't one! >_> fuck this! fuck god! fuck jesus! fuck christianity! fuck satanism! fuck any and every religion there is! the only true religion to believe is none >_> thank you for helping me realize that! THANK YOU! truly THANK YOU! if you're just going to treat anyone and everyone like trash well then you're the ones who are truly NOT SAVED although you can say you are, if there is a hell, i'll see each and every one of you there!

[BelieverInGod]

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Trolls have such short tempers, part of what makes them easy to spot.

[FinallySaved]

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i'm a very patient person, i tried to be patient, but that just wasn't happening, it really hurts me for all the things said about me, i don't like it, so to be honest, i would demand an apology

[BelieverInGod]

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i'm a very patient person, i tried to be patient, but that just wasn't happening, it really hurts me for all the things said about me, i don't like it, so to be honest, i would demand an apology

Wow, such thin skin for a "christian". What do you do when you are attacked for your "faith" by an unbeliever? Roll up in fetal position on the sidewalk and cry?

If you can't handle some harsh questioning just to discover who you are, how do you handle Satan's attacks? Oh never mind, we all ready know

You didn't think we already knew about your church?

• They use the ungodly NIV
• They're a fuzzy bunny false teachings church that is leading you down the gaping wide path to Hell.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: