[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Well that was very unchristian of you. What does one have to do to be apart of the church?

Did you read the link?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[landoverlover]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Yawn

Anyway, jerks took down my link and called it silly. I just wanted to lighten the mood a little with a video. My bad.

So where do you folks hold service? Is it open to anyone wanting to hear about the word of God?

The day they let the likes of you in is the day I walk out. Not that it's the least bit likely to happen. We hire big Samoan Christians to beat the living daylights out of any unsaved trash who manages to get past our outer defenses. (That would be you....)

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Guess who's back =D

No.

Well that was very unchristian of you. What does one have to do to be apart of the church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Guess who's back =D

So where do you folks hold service? Is it open to anyone wanting to hear about the word of God?

No.

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Guess who's back =D

I have been trained pretty good actually, good enough to spot self denial and to spot someone who is heading of the rails. I advise you to seek help before another life is wasted.
Acts 16:28
But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.

Yawn

Anyway, jerks took down my link and called it silly. I just wanted to lighten the mood a little with a video. My bad.

So where do you folks hold service? Is it open to anyone wanting to hear about the word of God?

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Guess who's back =D

They must've trained you pretty bad then. Enjoy my video though

I have been trained pretty good actually, good enough to spot self denial and to spot someone who is heading of the rails. I advise you to seek help before another life is wasted.
Acts 16:28
But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Guess who's back =D

You sound depressed to me, i am only new here but i am a trained counselor dealing with self harm and possible suicide cases. I now only work for the church and so i am free to help you if you feel you need it and i can see that you do please don't hesitate to contact me.

They must've trained you pretty bad then. Enjoy my video though

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Christian. Legit Christian. Not this cult crap. They believe the world is flat and that Sonic the Hedgehog promotes children to be gay. Oh the laughter these brainwashed people bring me lol.

HA, now they're sending me the hateful mail about some infractions crap again. I really do appreciate the humor I get out of this. Keep it up Rogers, but you should go to be soon. You're pretty up there in age. (That means old)

You sound depressed to me, i am only new here but i am a trained counselor dealing with self harm and possible suicide cases. I now only work for the church and so i am free to help you if you feel you need it and i can see that you do please don't hesitate to contact me.

[Lisa H]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Did some children escape from the day care centre.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Guess who's back =D

No, I don't. I said I was a Christian. Not part of this cult...

So which cult do you belong to?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Don't be so rude. You must be one of their new brainwashed lackeys. So whatcha got for me? Couple lame insults? I really hope that wasn't the best you came with.

Nope, just all a tiresome troll is worth.

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Yes I do. Don't you?

No, I don't. I said I was a Christian. Not part of this cult. I would like to get to know more about this though. Like how much money you people get robbed of. Things of that sort.

And seriously, these little "punishments" you keep sending me.. please don't waste what little time you got left on me (lmao). I really could care less.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Guess who's back =D

Wrong. Show respect to earn it.

Your very first post was a total lie, hypocrite. What do you mean by "legit" christian?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Guess who's back =D

But on another note, do you honestly believe that the world is flat.

Yes I do. Don't you?

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Guess who's back =D

That's Mrs. Rogers to you. I'll give you this though, at least you're not one of those happy-clappy, "fluffy bunny" Christians, all sweetness and light! But you're still a false Christian, nonetheless.

Wrong. Show respect to earn it.

But on another note, do you honestly believe that the world is flat.